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2013-02-19 02:44:03 PM
19 votes:
www.flashasylum.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
2013-02-19 03:07:38 PM
16 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.


Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.
2013-02-19 01:03:20 PM
12 votes:
Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.
2013-02-19 01:12:25 PM
11 votes:
Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?
2013-02-19 02:50:34 PM
10 votes:
Your dog wants kevlar.
2013-02-19 02:41:10 PM
10 votes:
URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1170/"]
www.flashasylum.com
2013-02-19 02:53:18 PM
8 votes:
you know who else killed their dog first?
2013-02-19 01:05:48 PM
8 votes:
They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.
2013-02-19 03:04:21 PM
7 votes:
If only the dog had a gun, it could have defended itself.
2013-02-19 03:25:35 PM
6 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


v012o.popscreen.com
2013-02-19 03:55:35 PM
4 votes:
Because nobody bought the January 1973 issue of National Lampoon?
2013-02-19 03:00:16 PM
4 votes:
If she were really suicidal, why didn't she date Oscar Pistorius?
2013-02-19 02:52:52 PM
4 votes:
I could see if it was a cat.
2013-02-19 01:13:10 PM
4 votes:
"This was at least her third attempt [at suicide]," said the insider. "She is finally at peace."

Third times the charm?

"Mindy really loved her dog and that would not have been an act of malice at all," the pal insisted. "It would have been more of a case where she just didn't want to leave the dog alone."

She probably thought she and the dog would get into heaven together like some Earl Hamner Jr. written episode of Twilight Zone.
2013-02-19 03:40:19 PM
3 votes:
Her last words to the dog?

"Silly puppy. OK I love you, bye bye!"

24.media.tumblr.com

/one ticket, please
2013-02-19 03:12:24 PM
3 votes:
Did she leave her dishes dirty in the sink? It's important.
2013-02-19 03:03:20 PM
3 votes:

grinding_journalist: spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.
My first thought.
My second thought was "not sure if trolling" since that's my natural reaction to your posts.


He's trolling.  spentmiles knows that dogs always go for the eyes and the asshole first.  He actually studies these things.
2013-02-19 03:02:48 PM
3 votes:

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


Anyone who stops zombie dogs is a hero in my book.
2013-02-19 02:59:49 PM
3 votes:

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


Yeah, that was the only thing I thought of. Knowing your reputation, I'm a little weirded out to have had the same thought as you.
2013-02-19 02:59:42 PM
3 votes:
Probably just perfecting her aim.  It's a tough decision to take your own life and that tends to cause one to shake a bit.  Seems she was a trooper though and got through it with flying colors.  Good for her.
2013-02-19 02:58:50 PM
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


Like the guy in the last thread said, the dog shot her then shot himself when he realized he couldn't operate the can opener.
2013-02-19 02:57:04 PM
3 votes:
Is her truck okay?
2013-02-19 02:53:03 PM
3 votes:
If you're gonna write a country song about it, you gotta shoot the dog.
2013-02-19 02:19:08 PM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-19 01:56:48 PM
3 votes:
Because she couldn't find the cat?
2013-02-19 01:20:26 PM
3 votes:
She was just writing a new song...
2013-02-19 04:22:25 PM
2 votes:
pajamasmedia.com

Nobody bought her magazine, and she finally made good on her threat.
2013-02-19 03:48:43 PM
2 votes:

spentmiles: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-19 03:37:42 PM
2 votes:
I hate the remade version where the dog shoots first.
2013-02-19 03:20:20 PM
2 votes:
www.robsingleton.com
2013-02-19 03:14:09 PM
2 votes:

Meisaims: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Why did you have to shoot one of your dogs? o.o I'm simultaneously horrified that you had to do this, and impressed that someone still exists who could do this if necessary.


It caught rabies when it fought with the wolf... weren't you watching?
Bf+
2013-02-19 03:01:58 PM
2 votes:
I'm sorry, I only read http://nation.foxnews.com/
It's just like Fox News, except far, far, far more blatant racism!
2013-02-19 02:51:59 PM
2 votes:
She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.
2013-02-19 01:28:25 PM
2 votes:

quatchi: Third times the charm?


*shakes tiny fist*

That's OK.  I'll split my chicken salad sandwich with you on the BUS TO HELL
2013-02-19 01:22:52 PM
2 votes:
She knew the dog would have to live with Mork from "Kindly step away from the cocaine" Ork?

- Didn't read the article.
2013-02-19 01:19:40 PM
2 votes:
Crazy people gonna crazy.
2013-02-19 06:33:52 PM
1 votes:
If only this guy shot the dog first.. nah, what I am thinking?  God only knows what terrible things the neighbor's cat was going to tell him to do...

garrettandnicoreview.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-19 05:54:24 PM
1 votes:
If only the dog had a gun.
2013-02-19 05:23:34 PM
1 votes:
Biatch shot her dog, depriving the cops of the pleasure of blasting it.

The real question is, why did she hate cops?
2013-02-19 05:14:41 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.


You have your off days where you're just not that funny.
This isn't one of them.
2013-02-19 04:47:55 PM
1 votes:
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
2013-02-19 04:31:34 PM
1 votes:
The correct answer is she didn't.

The evil guns jumped up and killed everyone by themselves. It was probably a semi-automatic military style AK-47 made by Glock, with black paint.
2013-02-19 04:29:02 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


www.thewolfweb.com
2013-02-19 04:17:38 PM
1 votes:
sharetv.org

It was only a matter of time before she shot that poor dog.
2013-02-19 04:15:33 PM
1 votes:
img839.imageshack.us
Fox News: "Let's understand why she killed her dog" "Let's have a discussion about depression" "Such a tragedy, this poor girl!"

blogs-images.forbes.com
Fox News: "Loser!, kill him! send him to prison! dog killer! murderer of innocent dogs!"
2013-02-19 04:00:31 PM
1 votes:

apacheco: Crazy selfish biatch


Mindy or the dog?
2013-02-19 03:42:02 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: I'm thinking that having them taken away is what set her off to begin with. Could be wrong, however.
Nor do I think her kids are feeling lucky at the moment, but whatever.

Her boyfriend killed himself in the same house not more a couple of months ago.  I'm thinking that didn't help her a bit.


Helped with the boresighting, I suppose...
2013-02-19 03:35:06 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.


3.bp.blogspot.com
Suicidal people tend to be irrational; Film at Eleven.
2013-02-19 03:28:29 PM
1 votes:
All Fox products are beneath me, so of course I didn't RTFA, but I can use some quick logic theory to interpolate.

Some news media is difficult to believe.
Some news media is extremely biased.
Fox is a media outlet.

Therefore, it is difficult to believe that some Fox media is not extremely biased.

Some neocon redneck shot her dog. To me this should be a capital offense.
I think we should dig her up, kill her again, and toss her rotting carcass into the Carnival Triumph bilge.

Then we shoot holes in the hull and let it sink. Then it will biodegrade and eventually become a reef for unicellular organisms in the Gulf of Mexico. It may take 70 or so years, but hey, it's not easy to get much value from a stupid whitebread cracker southern country redneck b*tch like that.
2013-02-19 03:26:43 PM
1 votes:
Maybe it was a total asshole of a dog.
2013-02-19 03:16:00 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


And would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
2013-02-19 03:14:33 PM
1 votes:
Really? I am the first one to reference this?

Mary Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her loneiy nest
In the cheap hotel up
on Hollywood West July 29
She'd been lyin' there
for two or three weeks
The neighbors said
they never heard a squeak
For hungry eyes that couid not speak
Said even little doggie's have got to eat

She was winner
The became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
(But now I see) Oh poor Mary
2013-02-19 03:11:48 PM
1 votes:
She didn't want to get off on a technicality, so she shot the dog first thereby guaranteeing a straight shot to hell.
2013-02-19 03:11:16 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.


Transcendent.
2013-02-19 03:05:19 PM
1 votes:
*woofwoofwoof*

SHUT UP!

*bang*

OMG, what have I done?!? I don't want to live anymore! They'll send me to prison!

*bang*
2013-02-19 03:02:18 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?


Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


Was it wrong that, because these were the first two comments, I laughed my ass off?
2013-02-19 02:59:38 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: you know who else killed their dog first?


*shakes fist, mutters in Deutsch"
2013-02-19 02:55:27 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


My first thought.

My second thought was "not sure if trolling" since that's my natural reaction to your posts.
2013-02-19 02:52:56 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?


www.blueharvest.net
"Hee, hee, hee-hee-hee-hee hee."
2013-02-19 02:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Is this a pop quiz, hotshot?
2013-02-19 01:35:45 PM
1 votes:
"A true suicide is a paced, disciplined certainty. People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching. The only selfishness lies in ruining strangers' days by forcing 'em to witness a grotesqueness."
2013-02-19 01:24:18 PM
1 votes:
She didn't commit suicide, she was broke and out of dog food and didn't want the poor pup to go hungry.
2013-02-19 01:23:32 PM
1 votes:
she was too sad and depressed to let the dog continue to live his happy life?
2013-02-19 01:12:57 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.


Which is what I assumed. But then I figured why would there be an article about it? Seems the "why" of a country singer shooting her dog is self-explanatory.
2013-02-19 12:53:56 PM
1 votes:
Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?
 
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