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2013-02-19 01:35:45 PM  
8 votes:
"A true suicide is a paced, disciplined certainty. People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching. The only selfishness lies in ruining strangers' days by forcing 'em to witness a grotesqueness."
2013-02-19 01:03:20 PM  
8 votes:
Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.
2013-02-19 02:51:59 PM  
6 votes:
She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.
2013-02-19 01:05:48 PM  
6 votes:
They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.
2013-02-19 03:01:52 PM  
4 votes:
We're lucky she didn't shoot the kids with that kind of logic.

"She didn't want to leave the dog alone"
Because there's no one else on Earth who could have taken the dog. Right.
2013-02-19 02:57:59 PM  
3 votes:
Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.
2013-02-19 02:44:03 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-19 02:10:17 PM  
3 votes:
Those kids of hers better feel lucky the state had custody of them, otherwise the crazy biatch probably would have taken a page from this man's book of good parenting...

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2013-02-19 01:33:28 PM  
3 votes:
"This was at least her third attempt [at suicide]," said the insider. "She is finally at peace."

Well according to Christian beliefs she's burning in Hell right now for all eternity. Nighty night.

/doesn't actually believe that
2013-02-19 01:23:32 PM  
3 votes:
she was too sad and depressed to let the dog continue to live his happy life?
2013-02-19 04:15:33 PM  
2 votes:
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Fox News: "Let's understand why she killed her dog" "Let's have a discussion about depression" "Such a tragedy, this poor girl!"

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Fox News: "Loser!, kill him! send him to prison! dog killer! murderer of innocent dogs!"
2013-02-19 03:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
Her last words to the dog?

"Silly puppy. OK I love you, bye bye!"

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/one ticket, please
2013-02-19 03:35:06 PM  
2 votes:

MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.


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Suicidal people tend to be irrational; Film at Eleven.
2013-02-19 03:26:43 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe it was a total asshole of a dog.
2013-02-19 03:07:38 PM  
2 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.


Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.
2013-02-19 02:53:18 PM  
2 votes:
you know who else killed their dog first?
2013-02-19 12:53:56 PM  
2 votes:
Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?
2013-02-19 06:11:46 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: [img839.imageshack.us image 340x329]
Fox News: "Let's understand why she killed her dog" "Let's have a discussion about depression" "Such a tragedy, this poor girl!"

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 340x329]
Fox News: "Loser!, kill him! send him to prison! dog killer! murderer of innocent dogs!"


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2013-02-19 04:55:09 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.


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Jesus God, Leatherface, haven't we killed you 11 or 30 times by now. Die MF'r Die!

And leave them goldang chickens alone. They wasn't sick. They was just tired.
2013-02-19 04:52:29 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: So what's the death toll for people who have been on the celebrity rehab show?


She's the fifth.
2013-02-19 04:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
So what's the death toll for people who have been on the celebrity rehab show?
2013-02-19 04:38:40 PM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: sethen320: The correct answer is she didn't.

The evil guns jumped up and killed everyone by themselves. It was probably a semi-automatic military style AK-47 made by Glock, with black paint.

3/10


To be fair it was mostly sarcasm.
2013-02-19 04:22:30 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: [img839.imageshack.us image 340x329]
Fox News: "Let's understand why she killed her dog" "Let's have a discussion about depression" "Such a tragedy, this poor girl!"

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 340x329]
Fox News: "Loser!, kill him! send him to prison! dog killer! murderer of innocent dogs!"


that's the worst comparison I've ever seen
2013-02-19 04:12:31 PM  
1 votes:
Mental illness is no joke.  Something was wrong with that woman, and it wasn't just drug dependency.
2013-02-19 03:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
Crazy selfish biatch
2013-02-19 03:53:25 PM  
1 votes:
Self-sorting mental defective.
2013-02-19 03:37:42 PM  
1 votes:
I hate the remade version where the dog shoots first.
2013-02-19 03:37:03 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: WhippingBoy: Lenny_da_Hog: WhippingBoy: Lenny_da_Hog: WhippingBoy: Fubegra: I'm guessing she didn't want to become dog chow.

Exactly. It's not like she could have put the dog outside, or locked it in a closet, or something.

She could have left it there, where the police would take it to a shelter, and then it would be killed.

Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much some country luvin' redneck would pay for "Mindy McReady's Suicide Dog"???

If it had lived, they would have suspected it of murder and lynched it.

Only if it was a black dog.

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Beat me to it, you jerk face.

coeyagi: Because she's a dumb ho with a pentecostal upbringing?  Money, drugs, tits and religion are no way to go through life, daughter.  So she didn't.


3 of those 4 sound pretty awesome to me.
2013-02-19 03:27:02 PM  
1 votes:
Because she's a dumb ho with a pentecostal upbringing?  Money, drugs, tits and religion are no way to go through life, daughter.  So she didn't.
2013-02-19 03:16:22 PM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: WhippingBoy: Fubegra: I'm guessing she didn't want to become dog chow.

Exactly. It's not like she could have put the dog outside, or locked it in a closet, or something.

She could have left it there, where the police would take it to a shelter, and then it would be killed.


Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much some country luvin' redneck would pay for "Mindy McReady's Suicide Dog"???
2013-02-19 03:11:16 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: Bit'O'Gristle: Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.

Hard for you maybe.  Like Mindy, I grew up on a farm where death, probably more so than life, was part of the daily routine.  Some animal was either too sick to go on, or more often, we had too many already.  I remember standing behind the barn cat with a hammer as she gave birth.  Then one of our mules got tangled up in some barbed wire and all I had was a cattle prod.  It took forever and stunk like all get out.  For my birthday one year, all of our chickens came down with some sort of avian flu.  My back hurt from lugging around the weed whacker all day.  Was it fun?  At first.  But then it was just work.  That's farm living, I suppose.

I've never been happier than the day after my folks passed away in their sleep and I was free from that griding existence.  I herded all the horses and goats and pigs and everything else into the huge aluminum equipment barn and chained the doors.  They said you could see the smoke and hear the animals all the way in town.  I guess you get a little callous living around animals like that, but somebody's got to do it.


Transcendent.
2013-02-19 03:10:08 PM  
1 votes:

Teresaol31: While I realize she has a history of drug abuse, I can't help but think she also suffered from some severe emotional problem, such as bipolar disorder that was not being successfully treated..


Nothin' gets by you, does it, Sherlock?
2013-02-19 03:07:36 PM  
1 votes:
No sympathy for bad parents.  She's rich, she could have gotten more help.
2013-02-19 03:04:21 PM  
1 votes:
If only the dog had a gun, it could have defended itself.
2013-02-19 03:00:16 PM  
1 votes:
If she were really suicidal, why didn't she date Oscar Pistorius?
2013-02-19 02:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
Attention whoring taken to a whole new level. God speed, AW Lady!
2013-02-19 02:57:04 PM  
1 votes:
Is her truck okay?
2013-02-19 02:53:03 PM  
1 votes:
If you're gonna write a country song about it, you gotta shoot the dog.
2013-02-19 02:52:26 PM  
1 votes:
Is this a pop quiz, hotshot?
2013-02-19 02:50:34 PM  
1 votes:
Your dog wants kevlar.
2013-02-19 02:35:39 PM  
1 votes:

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Well that's just f*cking depressing.
2013-02-19 01:56:48 PM  
1 votes:
Because she couldn't find the cat?
2013-02-19 01:19:40 PM  
1 votes:
Crazy people gonna crazy.
2013-02-19 01:12:57 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.


Which is what I assumed. But then I figured why would there be an article about it? Seems the "why" of a country singer shooting her dog is self-explanatory.
2013-02-19 01:12:25 PM  
1 votes:
Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?
 
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