MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order./I defended Fox News. I need a shower.
quatchi: Third times the charm?
xanadian: That's OK. I'll split my chicken salad sandwich with you on the BUS TO HELL
Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 434x735]
Lando Lincoln: Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?
spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.
Great Janitor: Came here for the Country Music song lyric reference. Laughing thanks to the Cyanide & Happiness comics.
Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.
some_beer_drinker: you know who else killed their dog first?
SlothB77: Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?
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