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(Fox News)   Fox main page: "Why Mindy shot her dog first." Hmmm....let's think about this   (foxnews.com) divider line 190
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2013-02-19 12:53:56 PM  
Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?
 
2013-02-19 01:03:20 PM  
Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:48 PM  
They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.
 
2013-02-19 01:12:25 PM  
Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?
 
2013-02-19 01:12:57 PM  

MrBallou: They might have been emphasizing the "why shoot the dog at all" aspect, rather than the order.

/I defended Fox News. I need a shower.


Which is what I assumed. But then I figured why would there be an article about it? Seems the "why" of a country singer shooting her dog is self-explanatory.
 
2013-02-19 01:13:10 PM  
"This was at least her third attempt [at suicide]," said the insider. "She is finally at peace."

Third times the charm?

"Mindy really loved her dog and that would not have been an act of malice at all," the pal insisted. "It would have been more of a case where she just didn't want to leave the dog alone."

She probably thought she and the dog would get into heaven together like some Earl Hamner Jr. written episode of Twilight Zone.
 
2013-02-19 01:19:40 PM  
Crazy people gonna crazy.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:26 PM  
She was just writing a new song...
 
2013-02-19 01:22:52 PM  
She knew the dog would have to live with Mork from "Kindly step away from the cocaine" Ork?

- Didn't read the article.
 
2013-02-19 01:23:32 PM  
she was too sad and depressed to let the dog continue to live his happy life?
 
2013-02-19 01:24:18 PM  
She didn't commit suicide, she was broke and out of dog food and didn't want the poor pup to go hungry.
 
2013-02-19 01:28:25 PM  

quatchi: Third times the charm?


*shakes tiny fist*

That's OK.  I'll split my chicken salad sandwich with you on the BUS TO HELL
 
2013-02-19 01:33:28 PM  
"This was at least her third attempt [at suicide]," said the insider. "She is finally at peace."

Well according to Christian beliefs she's burning in Hell right now for all eternity. Nighty night.

/doesn't actually believe that
 
2013-02-19 01:35:45 PM  
"A true suicide is a paced, disciplined certainty. People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching. The only selfishness lies in ruining strangers' days by forcing 'em to witness a grotesqueness."
 
2013-02-19 01:46:01 PM  

xanadian: That's OK.  I'll split my chicken salad sandwich with you on the BUS TO HELL


That's very nice of you. I'll bring pie.

/Dibs onna aisle seat!
 
2013-02-19 01:54:18 PM  
Show the dog first, huh....


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2013-02-19 01:56:48 PM  
Because she couldn't find the cat?
 
2013-02-19 01:57:46 PM  
This is almost worse than the Gabby Douglas is a Deadbeat series that Fox ran with...
 
2013-02-19 01:58:41 PM  
Hmmm, is this not a Country Music trope, lose the spouse, the house, the truck and the dog?  It's a wonder more Country musicians don't take their own lives, they live with nothing but pain.
 
2013-02-19 02:10:17 PM  
Those kids of hers better feel lucky the state had custody of them, otherwise the crazy biatch probably would have taken a page from this man's book of good parenting...

www.murderpedia.org
 
2013-02-19 02:19:08 PM  
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2013-02-19 02:35:39 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 434x735]


Well that's just f*cking depressing.
 
2013-02-19 02:41:10 PM  
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2013-02-19 02:44:03 PM  
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
 
2013-02-19 02:50:34 PM  
Your dog wants kevlar.
 
2013-02-19 02:51:59 PM  
She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.
 
2013-02-19 02:52:26 PM  
Is this a pop quiz, hotshot?
 
2013-02-19 02:52:52 PM  
I could see if it was a cat.
 
2013-02-19 02:52:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Because Mindy owed a lot of money to Jabba?


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2013-02-19 02:53:03 PM  
If you're gonna write a country song about it, you gotta shoot the dog.
 
2013-02-19 02:53:18 PM  
you know who else killed their dog first?
 
2013-02-19 02:53:20 PM  
Came here for the Country Music song lyric reference.  Laughing thanks to the Cyanide & Happiness comics.
 
2013-02-19 02:55:17 PM  
Who?
 
2013-02-19 02:55:27 PM  

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


My first thought.

My second thought was "not sure if trolling" since that's my natural reaction to your posts.
 
2013-02-19 02:56:15 PM  

Great Janitor: Came here for the Country Music song lyric reference.  Laughing thanks to the Cyanide & Happiness comics.


The first song that came to mind -

Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new
Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring what in the world did I do?
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:04 PM  
Is her truck okay?
 
2013-02-19 02:57:59 PM  
Didn't wanna leave the dog alone huh? Bullshiat. I had to shoot one of my dogs, and it was the hardest thing i have ever had to do. I think it was more "her spirit will be with me" than she didnt want the dog to be alone, as SOMEONE would have taken it. Thank god her kids werent there, she would have offed them too.
 
2013-02-19 02:58:17 PM  
Reminds me of an old "Pole-Lock" joke where the dumb dumb says don't laugh, you're next.

/sorry pole-locks, I love kielbasa.
 
2013-02-19 02:58:50 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


Like the guy in the last thread said, the dog shot her then shot himself when he realized he couldn't operate the can opener.
 
2013-02-19 02:59:38 PM  

some_beer_drinker: you know who else killed their dog first?


*shakes fist, mutters in Deutsch"
 
2013-02-19 02:59:42 PM  
Probably just perfecting her aim.  It's a tough decision to take your own life and that tends to cause one to shake a bit.  Seems she was a trooper though and got through it with flying colors.  Good for her.
 
2013-02-19 02:59:48 PM  
Attention whoring taken to a whole new level. God speed, AW Lady!
 
2013-02-19 02:59:49 PM  

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


Yeah, that was the only thing I thought of. Knowing your reputation, I'm a little weirded out to have had the same thought as you.
 
2013-02-19 03:00:16 PM  
If she were really suicidal, why didn't she date Oscar Pistorius?
 
2013-02-19 03:01:13 PM  
Fido's blood is on your hands, Dr. Drew
 
2013-02-19 03:01:52 PM  
We're lucky she didn't shoot the kids with that kind of logic.

"She didn't want to leave the dog alone"
Because there's no one else on Earth who could have taken the dog. Right.
 
Bf+
2013-02-19 03:01:58 PM  
I'm sorry, I only read http://nation.foxnews.com/
It's just like Fox News, except far, far, far more blatant racism!
 
2013-02-19 03:02:18 PM  

SlothB77: Kinda hard to shoot yourself dead first, shoot the dog dead second?


Popcorn Johnny: Maybe the dog shot her and then committed suicide.


Was it wrong that, because these were the first two comments, I laughed my ass off?
 
2013-02-19 03:02:42 PM  
I'm guessing she didn't want to become dog chow.
 
2013-02-19 03:02:48 PM  

spentmiles: She probably didn't want the half starved dog eating her farking brains when the cops showed up.


Anyone who stops zombie dogs is a hero in my book.
 
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