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(Examiner)   Octomom checks into rehab. So here's several pictures of her half-naked   (examiner.com) divider line 94
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2013-02-19 01:02:22 PM
Why would you do such a thing subby? You are a bad person and should feel bad.

/not clicking in a million years
 
2013-02-19 01:05:21 PM
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.
 
2013-02-19 01:23:39 PM
Your supposed to try to trick us with a promise of some hot chick going to rehab.  You don't announce that she is a low rent ex stripper with way to many kids.
 
2013-02-19 01:44:52 PM
How To be a Crappy Journalist, 101
 
2013-02-19 01:48:24 PM
So here's me voting this thread down.

-1
 
2013-02-19 01:52:48 PM
Was she having attention whore withdrawals from being ignored?

Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 01:55:20 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.


never stick your dick in crazy son.


And where the eff are her kids? Mind you I'd check into rehab if I had that many kids waiting at home...
 
2013-02-19 02:05:31 PM
I know she didn't think her cunning plan all the way through.
 
2013-02-19 02:07:31 PM
My penis is mildly interested.
 
2013-02-19 02:10:33 PM
I guess there about as tasteful as they're going to get, no Octo-puss is revealed.

DO NOT UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!  I REPEAT DO NOT UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!
 
2013-02-19 02:21:57 PM
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 02:49:32 PM
Alright, Dr. Drew, make your magic happen again!
 
2013-02-19 02:56:33 PM
I would fark the shiat out of Octomom and I don't care who knows.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:18 PM
Not bad I guess. In a MILF-y kind of way.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:32 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.


Your dick can't be that desperate...It's just not possible,
 
2013-02-19 02:59:36 PM
I love the part where she regrets having her 883498840483 children. No shiat, Sherlock! Who knew that having enough kids to fill a halftrack would become a liability!
 
2013-02-19 03:00:36 PM
Did subby not check the date?  October 30 2012.

Old news is old.
 
2013-02-19 03:01:52 PM
Wasn't she already in rehab? Is this new?
 
2013-02-19 03:05:49 PM

indarwinsshadow: Your dick can't be that desperate...It's just not possible,


This is Fark, after all. The Fark servers undoubtedly smell like old sweat and desperation.
 
2013-02-19 03:06:17 PM

indarwinsshadow: Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.

Your dick can't be that desperate...It's just not possible,


My dick doesn't discriminate. It's good people.
 
2013-02-19 03:08:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.

never stick your dick in crazy son.


And where the eff are her kids? Mind you I'd check into rehab if I had that many kids waiting at home...


Never?  No....not really.

Everyone should have that experience of a solid psychopath romantic relationship.  If for no other reason it puts the healthy and normal relationships in perspective.

No, it's not something you should do when you're in a time crunch.  But there are eras in your life where if it's more accommodating that others you really owe it to yourself to give it a try.
 
2013-02-19 03:08:32 PM
One could do worse
i296.photobucket.com
much MUCH worse
 
2013-02-19 03:18:37 PM
This really comes as no surprise.  I listened to her phone interview on Howard Stern awhile back.  Howard is a very skilled interviewer (one of the best, really) and even he couldn't keep her focused or on any real track at all - she just vaugely rambled on after every question he asked her.  One of the more bizarre guests he's had.
 
2013-02-19 03:22:15 PM
Hi, I'm Great Janitor, and I have fapped to the Octomom porn.  At least I can take comfort in the fact that I didn't pay money for the video and it was a better video than the Kardashian sex tape.
 
2013-02-19 03:26:03 PM

Skarekrough: No, it's not something you should do when you're in a time crunch. But there are eras in your life where if it's more accommodating that others you really owe it to yourself to give it a try.


I did. I can tell you it aint worth it.

Intelligence is learning from your mistakes. Wisdom is learning from other people's mistakes
 
2013-02-19 03:29:44 PM

AxL sANe: This really comes as no surprise.  I listened to her phone interview on Howard Stern awhile back.  Howard is a very skilled interviewer (one of the best, really) and even he couldn't keep her focused or on any real track at all - she just vaugely rambled on after every question he asked her.  One of the more bizarre guests he's had.


I listened to that interview the day it happened and she is quite obviously certifiably insane. Not quirky. Not "off"- NOVEMBER UNIFORM TANGO SIERRA insane.
 
2013-02-19 03:32:36 PM
Well crap - "stress related drug addiction".  I've just found my new out.
 
2013-02-19 03:33:03 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Popcorn Johnny: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd bang her. She's far from sexy, but she's totally farkable and has a nice body.

never stick your dick in crazy son.


And where the eff are her kids? Mind you I'd check into rehab if I had that many kids waiting at home...


She has, like, 14 kids right?  I'm going to bet they will be taken into foster care some time soon.
 
2013-02-19 03:33:14 PM
I like her quote about her kids: "I've trained them so well, they can brush their own teeth, dress themselves and scrub each other's backs - they're so independent. It's not chaotic."
 
2013-02-19 03:33:45 PM

Klippoklondike: How To be a Crappy Journalist, 101


The examiner is not journalism.  It's a place that pays random people who can string more than 10 words together an incredibly low amount to pretend to be a journalist so that they may feel better about their lot in life.
 
2013-02-19 03:34:29 PM
Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is huge!
 
2013-02-19 03:34:39 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

What a "holla-back" girl may or may not look like.
 
2013-02-19 03:36:08 PM
Wampler?
 
2013-02-19 03:38:33 PM
OK, there's two levels of celebrity "want" here, and perhaps there's no better example of how you can have one kind, and not the other kind, than her.

Level 1:Physical, want.  Anything else (mental, conversation, involvement with her life, etc.), don't want.

Considering what she looks like ... you could make the case for this with Octomom.

Level 2: Physical, want.  Wouldn't mind the rest, too.

Octomom?  No.  The baggage of way too many kids and a whole lot of crazy.

Other examples of Level 1 and not Level 2:  Jenny McCarthy, Taylor Swift, Mariah Carey, etc.
 
2013-02-19 03:56:00 PM
She should go on the celeb rehab show where all the celeb's keep offing them selves.
 
2013-02-19 04:11:31 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 04:11:34 PM
just don't look
 
2013-02-19 04:15:47 PM
"Come drop your golf pencil into our mine shafts." - P. Oswalt
 
2013-02-19 04:16:42 PM
It's not chaotic. They're very quiet and obedient and they're well-behaved and smart. The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily - they don't know what candy is! I've done a really great job with them - I don't get any credit.

But yet she locks herself in a bathroom to get away from them.
 
2013-02-19 04:25:10 PM

boyvoyeur: It's not chaotic. They're very quiet and obedient and they're well-behaved and smart. The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily - they don't know what candy is! I've done a really great job with them - I don't get any credit.

But yet she locks herself in a bathroom to get away from them.


With 14 kids, I would be in there with a revolver in my mouth.
 
2013-02-19 04:27:58 PM
I'd put a flag over her head and do it for my country.
 
2013-02-19 04:32:38 PM
For a woman pushing 38 who's had 14 kids she looks great. Sadly a lot of that comes from tens of thousands in plastic surgery that should have gone to supporting her spawn. Surely I find her morally objectionable but but purely based on her figure I'd rank her an easy 6.8 and definitely attractive. Farkers that don't find her attractive are either too hung up on all the kids without knowledge of how she actually looks, "sharp knees" types or just can't get over that "morally objectionable" hump.

/heh, "hump"
 
2013-02-19 04:38:09 PM
I don't know what I expected.
 
2013-02-19 04:40:21 PM

there4igraham: I don't know what I expected.


Sometimes a dead dove really is in the bag.
 
2013-02-19 04:40:59 PM
This chick is going in my Dead Pool for 2014.
 
2013-02-19 04:45:02 PM

alice_600: boyvoyeur: It's not chaotic. They're very quiet and obedient and they're well-behaved and smart. The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily - they don't know what candy is! I've done a really great job with them - I don't get any credit.

But yet she locks herself in a bathroom to get away from them.

With 14 kids, I would be in there with a revolver in my mouth.


This reminds me of the Chris Rock bit where he says deadbeat parents try to get credit for shiat they're supposed to do.  If she was in any way a responsible parent, she would have never resorted to popping out kids like chips out of a Pringles can as a way to get rich and famous.  She certainly would have stopped having kids when it became obvious she had no feasible way to provide for them, and she certainly would not have had to resort to porn just to feed them.
 
2013-02-19 04:46:10 PM

alice_600: With 14 kids, I would be in there with a revolver in my mouth.


She says she is close... so we will just wait and hope.


BOOM   HEAD SHOT
 
2013-02-19 04:49:05 PM

alice_600: boyvoyeur: It's not chaotic. They're very quiet and obedient and they're well-behaved and smart. The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily - they don't know what candy is! I've done a really great job with them - I don't get any credit.

But yet she locks herself in a bathroom to get away from them.

With 14 kids, I would be in there with a revolver in my mouth.


I'd try to time it so that I pulled the trigger as I reached the "Big O".

Best of both worlds: Orgasm and wouldn't have to face the shame of what I'd just done.
 
2013-02-19 04:51:50 PM

23FPB23: Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is huge!


The kids were born Caesarsaladean.
 
2013-02-19 04:54:19 PM
i48.tinypic.com


i48.tinypic.com

WTF is that all about?
 
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