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(Red Hot Russia)   Smoking hot Russian chick now single after finding picture of her boyfriend with another woman on Google Maps analogue   (redhotrussia.com ) divider line
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2013-02-19 01:59:03 PM  
Well when you factor in the accent maybe just maybe she crosses the line to hot.
 
2013-02-19 02:14:48 PM  
They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?
 
2013-02-19 02:17:11 PM  
Please be hot....please be hot

*clinks link

Hmm, not too shabby.
 
2013-02-19 02:18:01 PM  
I'd convert it from analog to digital then hit it.
 
2013-02-19 02:18:42 PM  
sharetv.org
Rendering of a Smoking hot Russian chick
 
2013-02-19 02:18:48 PM  
Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

wallpapers.webfunzone.info
 
2013-02-19 02:21:17 PM  

blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

[wallpapers.webfunzone.info image 850x531]


Yeah, she's hot.  I'm also thinking that we could use the same amount of PS on the girl in the story and she'd be pretty close on the hotness scale.
 
2013-02-19 02:21:29 PM  
She even saw me on fake Google (it wasn't me).

/Shaggy re-mix...?
 
2013-02-19 02:22:26 PM  
This is now a hot Russian chick thread. Since I'm at work, I can only state that you all should google Mandy Dee.
 
2013-02-19 02:24:00 PM  

blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

[wallpapers.webfunzone.info image 850x531]


Jesus Christ it's like they smeared vaseline on the lens, put a soft filter over it, overexposed the model and then ran the resulting image through about six smudge and blur sessions.
 
2013-02-19 02:24:04 PM  
She'd be cuter without those bangs.
 
2013-02-19 02:25:41 PM  

blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..


No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

vipscandal.com
 
gja
2013-02-19 02:27:13 PM  
Meh. Cute, borderline hot. Smoking? No. Not smoking. other here have posted appropriately 'smoking' examples.
 
2013-02-19 02:30:24 PM  

dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?


Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.
 
2013-02-19 02:31:06 PM  

Yomoxu: This is now a hot Russian chick thread. Since I'm at work, I can only state that you all should google Mandy Dee.


Wow, you're lucky my boss wasn't around.  Not knowing who Mandy Lee was...

So those of you gloogling Mandy Lee, it's NSFW.
 
2013-02-19 02:31:43 PM  

lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]


I will be in my bunk. Permanently.
 
2013-02-19 02:33:27 PM  

lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]


I'd google it

/damn
 
2013-02-19 02:36:37 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2013-02-19 02:36:49 PM  
when i travel and people offer to take a picture for me so that i can be in one, i decline. not for this reason but it now adds one to the list.
 
2013-02-19 02:38:19 PM  
img547.imageshack.us

not only are they hot but you can order them off the internet?

I wonder if I can order from Amazon
 
2013-02-19 02:38:50 PM  
No, this is a smoking hot Russian.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 02:39:26 PM  
I want to play!
img705.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 02:39:35 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.


I only use maps on vinyl.
 
2013-02-19 02:41:55 PM  

dualplains: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.

I only use maps on vinyl.


Any time you record a map you loose something in the process. There is nothing like seeing topography live and in person.
 
2013-02-19 02:41:56 PM  
What a coincidence. I'm smoking too!


/ahhh, just finished my Marlboro.
 
2013-02-19 02:42:12 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 02:42:18 PM  
In russias institutions for the retarded they would put a cooking pan on a kids head and cut around it...
 
2013-02-19 02:42:47 PM  
img267.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 02:43:11 PM  
Was it called "Ogle Spam Go?"
 
2013-02-19 02:43:25 PM  

blatz514: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1342]


Holy fark, that is bigger than I thought.
 
2013-02-19 02:44:13 PM  
Better believe this is a bookmark.
 
2013-02-19 02:45:06 PM  
img713.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 02:45:15 PM  

SuperChuck: lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]

I'd google it

/damn


She was one of the girls in a band called t.A.T.u.  I highly recommend that as a google search term.  And a youtube search term.
 
2013-02-19 02:46:52 PM  

red5ish: dualplains: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.

I only use maps on vinyl.

Any time you record a map you loose something in the process. There is nothing like seeing topography live and in person.


So very true.  I still remember when I got to see Red Rocks live at Red Rocks in '69.  It was out of this world.
 
2013-02-19 02:48:10 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img713.imageshack.us image 500x727]


My god, she is amazing.

Russian women are hot.
 
2013-02-19 02:53:36 PM  
shadowtec.net
/Got nothin
 
2013-02-19 02:54:16 PM  
IMO, the hottest Russian women are more ethnic, a mix of Persian or something.
 
2013-02-19 02:54:19 PM  
I would hit them all like the angry meteor of god.
 
2013-02-19 02:54:49 PM  

dualplains: Russian women are hot.


she's on a whole other level
img703.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 02:59:11 PM  
www.fastdates.com
Can we ask to be invaded?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-19 03:01:58 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.


Something something three thousand dollar magnetically shielded mapcase
 
2013-02-19 03:03:01 PM  
Get rid of that haircut and she'd be a lot hotter, not saying I would kick her out of bed now but man that haircut does not do her any favors.

BTW this could be a great thread...... not a bookmark
 
2013-02-19 03:03:14 PM  

lennavan: SuperChuck: lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]

I'd google it

/damn

She was one of the girls in a band called t.A.T.u.  I highly recommend that as a google search term.  And a youtube search term.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

 
2013-02-19 03:04:32 PM  

gja: Meh. Cute, borderline hot. Smoking? No. Not smoking. other here have posted appropriately 'smoking' examples.


Those are with full make-up and loads of air-brushing though.

She's reasonably smoking IMHO. I would have to see her naked first-hand to be sure though.
 
2013-02-19 03:06:39 PM  

oldfarthenry: [sharetv.org image 400x225]
Rendering of a Smoking hot Russian chick


Before Katya, I wouldn't have looked twice at the woman in the video, but now all I can think of is how I wouldn't mind her washing out in MY sink.
 
2013-02-19 03:08:41 PM  
Isn't it enough that you're stealing one hot chick, but you have to go and steal TWO! That's TWO less for me! Selfish bastard! What's wrong with being faithful!?
 
2013-02-19 03:10:07 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.


Actually, I *PREFER* analog maps.

I've never had a paper map run out of battery power on me.
 
2013-02-19 03:12:42 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img547.imageshack.us image 276x442]

not only are they hot but you can order them off the internet?

I wonder if I can order from Amazon


I wonder if they accept paypal?
 
2013-02-19 03:20:39 PM  

dittybopper: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.

Actually, I *PREFER* analog maps.

I've never had a paper map run out of battery power on me.


You know what you can do with digital maps? Print them. My Dad prints gorgeous color topo maps on water-resistant paper for hikes, for exactly the area he cares about.
 
2013-02-19 03:24:14 PM  
This thread is off to a good start. Consider it bookmarked.
 
2013-02-19 03:25:09 PM  
pohdiaries.com
 
2013-02-19 03:31:09 PM  

Jument: dittybopper: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.

Actually, I *PREFER* analog maps.

I've never had a paper map run out of battery power on me.

You know what you can do with digital maps? Print them. My Dad prints gorgeous color topo maps on water-resistant paper for hikes, for exactly the area he cares about.


Done that myself.  And that printed out map doesn't lose power half-way through the hike.
 
2013-02-19 03:31:24 PM  
OK, good thread, but video links are a thousand, thousand times worse than slideshow links. If I wanted to watch video, I'd be watching TV, not reading the Internets.
 
2013-02-19 03:34:51 PM  

AbiNormal: [www.fastdates.com image 345x594]
Can we ask to be invaded?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x557]


I applaud your work but is that an army of stewardesses??
 
2013-02-19 03:35:04 PM  
dont forget the babushka bomb when those hot ladies hit mid 30's
 
2013-02-19 03:35:38 PM  
Oh, a Russian hottie thread. Time to play the FAS drinking game ...

www.moondragon.org
 
2013-02-19 03:43:43 PM  
Russian chick?  I'm betting a square jaw and horizontal bangs 1 inch above eyebrows?

Upon viewing, I was right.  Big surprise.
 
gja
2013-02-19 03:46:40 PM  

Jument: gja: Meh. Cute, borderline hot. Smoking? No. Not smoking. other here have posted appropriately 'smoking' examples.

Those are with full make-up and loads of air-brushing though.

She's reasonably smoking IMHO. I would have to see her naked first-hand to be sure though.


So long as you share the goods when/if you get them.
Remember: Sharing is Farking.
 
2013-02-19 03:47:15 PM  
Dayum maybe I need to consider the mail order bride thing.
 
2013-02-19 03:50:41 PM  
Stubby? -  how do you know that subby only has 1 leg??
 
2013-02-19 03:56:52 PM  

lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]


Sweet Merciful Jesus... and a redhead too! Well done, sir...

/My bunk, etc.
 
2013-02-19 03:58:08 PM  
Keep going guys. I'll check back when I get home.
 
zez
2013-02-19 03:58:16 PM  
I'm waiting to hear about someone getting busted on the KIssCam at a sports event
 
2013-02-19 04:08:31 PM  
I linked through with trepidation, fearful that once more I would be dissapointed by "smoking hot" chick. This time subby got it right, I think in one of those pictures the snow was melting under her feet.
 
2013-02-19 04:12:26 PM  
Looks like a mix between Taylor Swift and Julia Stiles. I'm about either one or all of them.
 
2013-02-19 04:16:00 PM  
Too bad Russian women look like this by the time they hit 35:

02varvara.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 04:16:48 PM  

lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]


She's not smoking hot, she is Steaming hot.
 
2013-02-19 04:18:54 PM  

zez: I'm waiting to hear about someone getting busted on the KIssCam at a sports event


something like that actually happened to a buddy of mine, only it was live TV at a UFC event. his wife was back home, and he was out of town with some cousins and the female friend they set him up with as a date for the night.

/actually was an innocent thing, but he didn't hear the end of it for months
 
2013-02-19 04:24:02 PM  

IAMBOB: zez: I'm waiting to hear about someone getting busted on the KIssCam at a sports event

something like that actually happened to a buddy of mine, only it was live TV at a UFC event. his wife was back home, and he was out of town with some cousins and the female friend they set him up with as a date for the night.

/actually was an innocent thing, but he didn't hear the end of it for months


On the bright side, apparently his wife likes to watch MMA fights.
 
2013-02-19 04:28:46 PM  

hdhale: IAMBOB: zez: I'm waiting to hear about someone getting busted on the KIssCam at a sports event

something like that actually happened to a buddy of mine, only it was live TV at a UFC event. his wife was back home, and he was out of town with some cousins and the female friend they set him up with as a date for the night.

/actually was an innocent thing, but he didn't hear the end of it for months

On the bright side, apparently his wife likes to watch MMA fights.


Yeah, it's little known that alot of chicks dig male gay porn.
 
2013-02-19 04:46:45 PM  
So much airbrush tool.
 
2013-02-19 05:10:41 PM  

dittybopper: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dittybopper: They have an analog version of Google Maps?  Is it on paper?

Analog maps are way better than digital. Digital is sterile and you lose too much with compression.

Actually, I *PREFER* analog maps.

I've never had a paper map run out of battery power on me.


Hear, hear.  Still irritated at the wife for getting rid of half my street maps.

Get my revenge when she's swearing at her phone GPS for crashing...
 
2013-02-19 05:55:46 PM  

hdhale: Too bad Russian women look like this by the time they hit 35:


LOL, nice babushka, Ludmilla! 
It's not just Russia - it seems to be a Slavic/Eastern Bloc problem
 
2013-02-19 05:56:57 PM  

airsupport: Russian chick?  I'm betting a square jaw and horizontal bangs 1 inch above eyebrows?

Upon viewing, I was right.  Big surprise.


Bangs are hot

http://www.fark.com/comments/7599864/Headline-First-lady-quips-that-m i dlife-crisis-led-to-bangs-Not-those-kind-of-bangs-guys&new=1#new
 
2013-02-19 06:18:21 PM  

lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]


Nope, you're all wrong. THIS is a smoking hot Russian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjLtj6z7X8U#t=0m16s
 
2013-02-19 07:32:35 PM  
static.stuff.co.nz
 
2013-02-19 08:20:34 PM  

mbillips: OK, good thread, but video links are a thousand, thousand times worse than slideshow links. If I wanted to watch video, I'd be watching TV, not reading the Internets.


THISxELEVENTY!
 
2013-02-19 08:42:42 PM  

gerbilpox: lennavan: blatz514: Oh, and this is a smoking hot Russian, stubby..

No, THIS is a smoking hot Russian.

[vipscandal.com image 550x713]

I will be in my bunk. Permanently.


In Russia the bunk will be in you
 
2013-02-19 08:50:50 PM  
Hey, due to privacy laws here, they have to blur everyone's faces for google maps.  Not that I need to hide anything, honey cause I don't....just saying....

yes dear.
 
2013-02-19 08:53:22 PM  
Я отрекаюсь
 
2013-02-19 09:33:55 PM  

Meanwhile, in Russia...

i.imgur.com



Also...

www.deviantart.com

 
2013-02-19 10:03:20 PM  
That was not the Fark accepted definition of "smoking hot".
 
2013-02-20 12:45:20 AM  
Are there any young/middle-aged Russian women that aren't hot? Because I cannot recall seeing any.
 
2013-02-20 05:23:38 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img547.imageshack.us image 276x442]


Girls rock can too? Yes, please!

MBooda: No, this is a smoking hot Russian.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x451]


No, she's Ukrainian.

upload.wikimedia.org

And let's not forget our favourite Russian spy.

blog.ste-global.net

PNSFW
 
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