The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child? Who decides what's moral anymore?
minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's. She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
Diogenes: I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.
blatz514: Oh spare me. Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.
kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
Thrawn: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.Your dick has gears?Doesn't everyone's?
Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hourWhat kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.
NightOwl2255: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.
Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatcheschicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.That's a rather broad statement about dames.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatcheschicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.
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