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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 33
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2013-02-19 11:15:39 AM
11 votes:
I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.
2013-02-19 11:14:18 AM
6 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-19 12:44:30 PM
5 votes:
hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

i45.tinypic.com
2013-02-19 11:50:55 AM
4 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?


Republicans.
2013-02-19 11:33:20 AM
3 votes:
The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo
2013-02-19 11:17:33 AM
3 votes:
33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.
2013-02-19 11:13:44 AM
3 votes:
33 year old mom... 16 year old son...

Mark it zero, Dude.
2013-02-19 11:12:41 AM
3 votes:
ww2.hdnux.com

Coolest. Mom. Ever.
2013-02-19 05:27:45 PM
2 votes:

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Classy biatches won't strip for 16 year olds...Well, at least not until they get their teaching certificate.
2013-02-19 01:50:36 PM
2 votes:
ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.


shiat you did better than me. All I got was some tongue and a handjob from my uncle. And I didn't even cum that hard.
2013-02-19 12:02:29 PM
2 votes:

blatz514: Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.



Get your mind out of the gutter.
2013-02-19 11:21:32 AM
2 votes:
The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
2013-02-19 11:17:17 AM
2 votes:

kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?


Why do you hate blow job creators?
2013-02-20 08:03:28 AM
1 votes:
14 year olds, dude. Plus, I bet the Big Bowling Consortium is backing this because she brought in outside entertainment and didn't use the bowling alley's strippers.
2013-02-20 12:06:58 AM
1 votes:

Thrawn: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

Doesn't everyone's?


Mine's a paddle-shifter.
2013-02-19 08:35:07 PM
1 votes:
Brilliant move on her part.  Give all his friends wood so she can decide which one to bang.
2013-02-19 03:11:06 PM
1 votes:
33-16= white trash.
2013-02-19 01:49:55 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Wow!

Tell me more about your awesome life so I can escape my shiatty life using my imagination!
2013-02-19 01:41:28 PM
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.


Even so, you can take a 14-year-old kid to an R-rated movie to see far worse, and there's nothing illegal about it.


Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


We're not talking about your car. We're talking about the average 16-year-old's first car. I'm sure your car is the bastion of your manhood and all that, but most teenagers get a piece of shiat to start out.

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Congratulations on your fast car, though.
2013-02-19 01:20:15 PM
1 votes:
Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.
2013-02-19 12:52:40 PM
1 votes:
"Your honor, some of my sons peers are showing signs of the ghey, and this was a corrective measure."
"Case dismissed."

/is that how it works?
2013-02-19 12:52:37 PM
1 votes:
That's a slap on the face. I was beginning to think that bowling always looked like this and smelled like your mom's basement.

i234.photobucket.com
2013-02-19 12:46:57 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?


Happiest place on Earth.
2013-02-19 12:43:49 PM
1 votes:
This only real problem is that she brought in other people's kids without their parents' consent. The kids aren't old enough to legally consent to this, even if they wanted to.
2013-02-19 12:43:47 PM
1 votes:
Bad move, stripper.

Sixteen-year-olds tip like shiat.
2013-02-19 12:42:09 PM
1 votes:
So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
2013-02-19 12:37:10 PM
1 votes:

Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.

That's a rather broad statement about dames.


Skirts don't like being called dames....
2013-02-19 12:21:58 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.


I think it's retro when you refer to them as "skirts."
2013-02-19 12:16:45 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-19 12:00:46 PM
1 votes:
Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.
2013-02-19 11:51:59 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


For my 12th birthday, my mom let me touch the boob of a belly dancer (who was perfectly OK with it and even leaned in close).

YOUR MOVE
2013-02-19 11:16:00 AM
1 votes:
She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
 
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