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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-19 01:12:36 PM  
7 votes:
Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were probably not allowed to touch the dancers, either ("You can't touch me, but I can touch you." being the general rule of the business).

So what, exactly, was the "endangerment" here? Ooh, a dancer did some sexy moves, with clothing covering her breasts and genitals, on top of a fully-clothed 16-year-old? But there was no mouth to genital contact, so really, this was no different than the physical contact the kid would get if he joined the wrestling team in school. Right?

LEAVE THE KID AND MOM ALONE, JOHNNY LAW!  There was no crime here. Go stop someone who is REALLY endangering their kids by beating them, and leave this great (but inappropriate) mom alone.

It's MORE damaging the the kid to arrest his mom than it was for him to get a lap dance from a girl in a bikini! You assholes!
2013-02-19 11:16:35 AM  
6 votes:
I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?
2013-02-19 11:13:44 AM  
5 votes:
33 year old mom... 16 year old son...

Mark it zero, Dude.
2013-02-19 11:12:41 AM  
5 votes:
ww2.hdnux.com

Coolest. Mom. Ever.
2013-02-19 11:17:33 AM  
4 votes:
33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.
2013-02-19 11:26:29 AM  
3 votes:

Egoy3k: cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?

I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour


Well, might have more to do with the other guests.  In that case you're making decisions for someone else's kids.
2013-02-19 11:14:23 AM  
3 votes:
Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?
2013-02-19 12:48:26 PM  
2 votes:

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Except then she doesn't get the employee discount. I would not be surprised at all to find out the strippers were also her co-workers.
2013-02-19 11:14:18 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-19 06:17:52 PM  
1 votes:
A 16 year old can see in graphic detail a dudes head getting blown in half but god forbid he sees a titty!
2013-02-19 03:30:27 PM  
1 votes:
This is what you are arguing in favor of when you don't let 16 year old girls get abortions.
2013-02-19 03:11:06 PM  
1 votes:
33-16= white trash.
2013-02-19 02:17:09 PM  
1 votes:

stickandmove: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

♫ First gear, it's alright
Second gear, I lean right
Third gear, hang on tight ... ♫

  Faster, it's alright.... ♫
2013-02-19 02:10:34 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Every time I see someone say this, it makes me wonder.  Do you know there are cars out there that will do 100mph in 3rd gear and then fail to go any faster in 4th or 5th?  Did you know that list includes pretty much all 4cyl cars (if they can even reach 100)?
2013-02-19 01:20:15 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.
2013-02-19 12:54:27 PM  
1 votes:
Our society is completely mentally ill when it comes to the horrific idea that teenagers might be sexual beings.
2013-02-19 12:44:30 PM  
1 votes:
hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

i45.tinypic.com
2013-02-19 12:43:39 PM  
1 votes:
She's 33 so she's probably trying to be that hip/cool mother that all the kids like.  She's probably also trying to line up some kids for after graduation fun.
2013-02-19 12:42:09 PM  
1 votes:
So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
2013-02-19 12:36:39 PM  
1 votes:

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree !

Goes farther than that...in this case the state/city is saying that it alone determines what constitutes morality, not the parent. Even in cases where no laws were broken. Leave anything up to the interpretation of the state, and the result is predictable - either less freedom, or higher taxes.

/the mom's an idiot however
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM  
1 votes:
Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper.

Thank god the police have the manpower and resources to devote to this important criminal investigation.
2013-02-19 12:16:45 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-19 12:00:46 PM  
1 votes:
Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.
2013-02-19 11:33:20 AM  
1 votes:
The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo
2013-02-19 11:24:15 AM  
1 votes:

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour
2013-02-19 11:21:32 AM  
1 votes:
The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
2013-02-19 11:17:17 AM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?


Why do you hate blow job creators?
2013-02-19 11:16:00 AM  
1 votes:
She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
 
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