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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 139
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2013-02-19 02:02:30 PM

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


♫ First gear, it's alright
Second gear, I lean right
Third gear, hang on tight ... ♫
 
2013-02-19 02:02:37 PM

carrion_luggage: [wnyt.com image 280x350]
"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".


I would tap that. She's probably pretty cute without the look of pissoffity on her face.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:46 PM
Would not have been an issue if you let her get an abortion.
 
2013-02-19 02:08:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: Even so, you can take a 14-year-old kid to an R-rated movie to see far worse, and there's nothing illegal about it.


I'm not arguing that the charges are stupid, what I'm saying is that you comparing what you can legally do with your 16 year old is not the same as what you can do with a neighbors 14 year old. You could legally give your 16 year old an enema. Want to try that to the 14 year old that lives down the street? How about inviting over the 14 year old and firing up Ass Masters 14, Going Deep. Bet someone might has an issue with that.
 
2013-02-19 02:10:34 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Every time I see someone say this, it makes me wonder.  Do you know there are cars out there that will do 100mph in 3rd gear and then fail to go any faster in 4th or 5th?  Did you know that list includes pretty much all 4cyl cars (if they can even reach 100)?
 
2013-02-19 02:15:09 PM

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.
 
2013-02-19 02:17:09 PM

stickandmove: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

♫ First gear, it's alright
Second gear, I lean right
Third gear, hang on tight ... ♫

  Faster, it's alright.... ♫
 
2013-02-19 02:18:08 PM

WTFDYW: carrion_luggage: [wnyt.com image 280x350]
"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".

I would tap that. She's probably pretty cute without the look of pissoffity on her face.


She looks vaguely familiar.  I may have seen her around.
 
2013-02-19 02:27:16 PM

dittybopper: cleek: South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks

You're thinking of Thurman.

SGF isn't even *IN* the Adirondacks.  Them's flatlanders.


For the area, I would have put Lake Luzerne, Fort Edward, Granville, and possibly Corinth all above SGF in terms of Alabama-ness.
 
2013-02-19 02:36:31 PM

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


I don't know.  That kid's face will be reeking of pole-stank for two weeks.
 
2013-02-19 02:37:39 PM

megarian: Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.


I've never known a woman who couldn't drive stick.

Take that however you want to.
 
2013-02-19 02:38:39 PM
From her FB page:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-19 02:42:14 PM

genepool lifeboat: megarian: Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.

I've never known a woman who couldn't drive stick.

Take that however you want to.


Giggidy.
 
2013-02-19 02:43:28 PM

minoridiot: Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

I don't know.  That kid's face will be reeking of pole-stank for two weeks.


Dude, I JUST replaced this monitor.
 
2013-02-19 02:46:45 PM
Damn. Here's the text from the failed picture from her FB page:

My promise to my children
For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your frient second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have becaome a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your lif, I am not doing my job properly.
SHARE if you are a parent and agree

Yeah, she seems like she's really taking that parent first thing seriously.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:37 PM

durbnpoisn: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. ...


If the child's 'pee-pee' was rubbed up against by the strippers butt...isn't that molestation?
 
2013-02-19 03:00:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17

She has been making bad decisions for a while.


I'm guessing that "bad decisions" is the theme of her life.
 
2013-02-19 03:11:06 PM
33-16= white trash.
 
2013-02-19 03:30:27 PM
This is what you are arguing in favor of when you don't let 16 year old girls get abortions.
 
2013-02-19 03:34:35 PM
33 and 16 are almost the same generation, must be weird.
 
2013-02-19 03:41:36 PM

stickandmove: For the area, I would have put Lake Luzerne, Fort Edward, Granville, and possibly Corinth all above SGF in terms of Alabama-ness


and yet none of those are as alabama-esque as hartford, fort ann or johnsburg. particularly fort ann.
 
2013-02-19 03:44:25 PM
Great mom, or greatest mom?
 
2013-02-19 03:50:45 PM
I remember the midnight of my 18th birthday when I suddenly found myself capable of making a decision about my own life without the risk of being abused or molested.
 
2013-02-19 03:54:40 PM
If they didnt get naked, are they really strippers, or just exotic dancers?
 
2013-02-19 04:02:20 PM
When I was around 16, my stepmom suggested perhaps getting me a prostitute. My raging hormones plus me not being much of a ladies' man, she must've seen that and taken pity on me. For many reasons back then, I was wont to think of her as a rageaholic biatch, but this was one of her cooler moments.

Shortly after the suggestion was made, we both decided it might not be such a good idea after all. But it was a cool thought.

/i did have parent-sanctioned alcohol at my 17th birthday party
//plus a girl my age to make out with
///my parents were way cool, still are
 
2013-02-19 04:13:46 PM
I see this getting dropped as soon as the moral outrage settles down and the prosecutors realize they didn't get naked and the youths didn't see anything they couldn't see on television.
 
2013-02-19 04:45:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.


Seeing that she wants her son to go the same way, it seems she didn't regret it.
 
2013-02-19 04:54:27 PM

Jument: The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17

She has been making bad decisions for a while.

I'm guessing that "bad decisions" is the theme of her life.


I guessing that "Bad Decisions" is what her tramp-stamp says.
 
2013-02-19 04:56:09 PM
I don't know, I was kinda shy at that age. I mean, I wouldn't mind the strippers at all, but sporting a tent in my shorts in front of my dear mom, I don't know...like subby said...that's over the line. Gutter balls, so to speak.
 
2013-02-19 05:22:42 PM

xanadian: Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

For my 12th birthday, my mom let me touch the boob of a belly dancer (who was perfectly OK with it and even leaned in close).

YOUR MOVE


Not bad but she would have been even cooler if she let you touch one of her own boobs at twelve .
 
2013-02-19 05:27:45 PM

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Classy biatches won't strip for 16 year olds...Well, at least not until they get their teaching certificate.
 
2013-02-19 06:17:52 PM
A 16 year old can see in graphic detail a dudes head getting blown in half but god forbid he sees a titty!
 
2013-02-19 06:42:46 PM

ZeroCorpse: LEAVE THE KID AND MOM ALONE, JOHNNY LAW!  There was no crime here. Go stop someone who is REALLY endangering their kids by beating them, and leave this great (but inappropriate) mom alone.


If it was just the mom and her kid I would agree, but it way crosses the line when you have other peoples (14 year old) kids there.  I wouldn't doubt it is one of the parents pushing for prosecution.

Surprised the strippers did it actually, they're well aware of stories like this:

http://magicvalley.com/news/local/t-f-woman-sentenced-to-life-for-lew d ne
 
2013-02-19 07:53:47 PM
I'd like to see the mom!
 
2013-02-19 08:32:46 PM

The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"


Bonus points for sneaking in a Diamond Knot background.  Is it open after the remodel yet?
 
2013-02-19 08:35:07 PM
Brilliant move on her part.  Give all his friends wood so she can decide which one to bang.
 
2013-02-20 12:06:58 AM

Thrawn: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

Doesn't everyone's?


Mine's a paddle-shifter.
 
2013-02-20 08:03:28 AM
14 year olds, dude. Plus, I bet the Big Bowling Consortium is backing this because she brought in outside entertainment and didn't use the bowling alley's strippers.
 
2013-02-20 02:38:05 PM
Jesus Quintana is inconsolable, not available for comment.
 
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