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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 139
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2013-02-19 12:43:47 PM
Bad move, stripper.

Sixteen-year-olds tip like shiat.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:49 PM
This only real problem is that she brought in other people's kids without their parents' consent. The kids aren't old enough to legally consent to this, even if they wanted to.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:51 PM

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


Because DAs are complete assholes.
 
2013-02-19 12:44:30 PM
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i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-19 12:45:03 PM
I only hope the birthday bash ended with a happy ending or two.
 
2013-02-19 12:46:08 PM
What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?
 
2013-02-19 12:46:44 PM

cgraves67: A guy I work with started going bald in the 8th grade. He was completely bald by the time he finished high school.


Now that you mention it, 6th grade. and another guy I met in 9th grade was already losing hairline, and they were both pretty bald by the end of HS but not completely.
 
2013-02-19 12:46:57 PM

Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?


Happiest place on Earth.
 
2013-02-19 12:47:53 PM

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.




Should have spent more dough on better ho. That's some grim trim
 
2013-02-19 12:48:06 PM

grokca: Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?

Happiest place on Earth.


ROAD TRIP!

Someone start up a collection...
 
2013-02-19 12:48:26 PM

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Except then she doesn't get the employee discount. I would not be surprised at all to find out the strippers were also her co-workers.
 
2013-02-19 12:48:32 PM

Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the dzonkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?

 
2013-02-19 12:49:05 PM

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Falls?
 
2013-02-19 12:51:29 PM
While it was a stupid thing to do if she actually goes to jail for this our country is even suckier than I thought.
 
2013-02-19 12:52:19 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid


A balding 14 16 yo


The emanations from the stripper's nether regions caused his hair to fall out.
 
2013-02-19 12:52:37 PM
That's a slap on the face. I was beginning to think that bowling always looked like this and smelled like your mom's basement.

i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 12:52:40 PM
"Your honor, some of my sons peers are showing signs of the ghey, and this was a corrective measure."
"Case dismissed."

/is that how it works?
 
2013-02-19 12:53:05 PM

doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?


no worse than bringing my
 
2013-02-19 12:53:45 PM
I would leave a mark on that frame...


were Poo and Ass taken?
 
2013-02-19 12:54:23 PM

RoyHobbs22: doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?

no worse than bringing my


toddler to Tilted Kilt, amirite?
 
2013-02-19 12:54:27 PM
Our society is completely mentally ill when it comes to the horrific idea that teenagers might be sexual beings.
 
2013-02-19 12:56:12 PM

tgambitg: Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.

That's a rather broad statement about dames.

Skirts don't like being called dames....


Hey, now, birds hate it when you call 'em skirts.
 
2013-02-19 12:56:46 PM

maudibjr: minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.

Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Glens Falls?


FTFY.
 
2013-02-19 01:01:09 PM
doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?

no worse than bringing my

toddler to Tilted Kilt, amirite?



Yeah, you're right. I believe they are both public restaurants. oh, WAIT! They wear shorts!!! and sometimes the waitresses have LARGE BREASTS!!!
My god! What was I thinking? Might as well take them to a crack house!
 
2013-02-19 01:01:29 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?


I humbly nominate myself to be the keeper of morality for the entire country. Harming others*? Immoral. I don't mean shocking their sensibilities or hurting their feelings, either. Ta-da! Done!

Of course what I view as just peachy is highly immoral to some of the more uptight Teatards, various faith groups, the PTA and assorted busy-bodies. Some of what they do and consider moral is highly immoral to me, though. I think the standard thing to do (if you're a DA) besides being a total dick is go by "community standards". I think this is basically what the rest of us would call a "trial by press" or "trial by public opinion".

/*"against their will", of course
 
2013-02-19 01:04:14 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Really in a way this is his mom giving him a boner for his birthday.... kinda weird.

Or she was hoping to hook up with his friends.


By that reasoning, the guys who post sexy pictures in some threads are playing with all of our dicks.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:01 PM

maudibjr: Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Falls?


actually for SGF i'd say those ARE classy....
 
2013-02-19 01:10:55 PM
In so many cases the 'endangering the welfare of children' claim seems nonsensical compared to the routine endangerment of a kids well-being incurred by just making it through a day in a society gone ape shiat.
 
2013-02-19 01:12:36 PM
Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were probably not allowed to touch the dancers, either ("You can't touch me, but I can touch you." being the general rule of the business).

So what, exactly, was the "endangerment" here? Ooh, a dancer did some sexy moves, with clothing covering her breasts and genitals, on top of a fully-clothed 16-year-old? But there was no mouth to genital contact, so really, this was no different than the physical contact the kid would get if he joined the wrestling team in school. Right?

LEAVE THE KID AND MOM ALONE, JOHNNY LAW!  There was no crime here. Go stop someone who is REALLY endangering their kids by beating them, and leave this great (but inappropriate) mom alone.

It's MORE damaging the the kid to arrest his mom than it was for him to get a lap dance from a girl in a bikini! You assholes!
 
2013-02-19 01:16:29 PM
Did they use lollipops in an unwholesome and unintended fashion?

Because the strippers we hired for my boy's birthday certainly did...

Not saying I condone it, but I understand.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:03 PM

ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...


I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:15 PM
Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:25 PM
Upstate New York - that's all I needed to know . . .
 
2013-02-19 01:22:56 PM

Marcintosh: Upstate New York - that's all I needed to know . . .


hahaha we're lucky it wasn't someone getting strippers for their 16 year old daughter.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:15 PM
She should have waited an extra year ...
 
2013-02-19 01:25:32 PM
I'm going to have to see a LOT more pictures before I can decide if and what laws were broken.
 
2013-02-19 01:28:07 PM
South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks
 
2013-02-19 01:28:58 PM

MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.

www.troll.me
 
2013-02-19 01:29:58 PM

ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour


What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:21 PM
I'm having trouble getting too outraged at this, but it does look a bit tacky. I was at a party just after high school where a mother was holding the beer bong for her 13 or 14-year-old son. That made me uncomfortable. This isn't bringing up similar feelings.
 
2013-02-19 01:34:46 PM

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn.


i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 01:38:03 PM

ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were p ...


So THIS!
 
2013-02-19 01:41:12 PM

Ratchet_of_knoxville: MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.[www.troll.me image 552x414]


Running for office, on the Republican ticket.
 
2013-02-19 01:41:28 PM

NightOwl2255: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.


Even so, you can take a 14-year-old kid to an R-rated movie to see far worse, and there's nothing illegal about it.


Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


We're not talking about your car. We're talking about the average 16-year-old's first car. I'm sure your car is the bastion of your manhood and all that, but most teenagers get a piece of shiat to start out.

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Congratulations on your fast car, though.
 
2013-02-19 01:43:49 PM
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"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".
 
2013-02-19 01:47:03 PM
farking anti-sex farked up culture we have.

murder death and destruction = suitable for age 13
tits = OMG OMG TITS! WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!
 
2013-02-19 01:48:35 PM

cleek: South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks


You're thinking of Thurman.

SGF isn't even *IN* the Adirondacks.  Them's flatlanders.
 
2013-02-19 01:49:55 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Wow!

Tell me more about your awesome life so I can escape my shiatty life using my imagination!
 
2013-02-19 01:50:36 PM
ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?
 
2013-02-19 01:55:57 PM

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


Doesn't everyone's?
 
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