cman: I dont get itYou can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?
cgraves67: A guy I work with started going bald in the 8th grade. He was completely bald by the time he finished high school.
Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's. She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
grokca: Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?Happiest place on Earth.
Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the dzonkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?
RoyHobbs22: doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?no worse than bringing my
tgambitg: Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatcheschicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.That's a rather broad statement about dames.Skirts don't like being called dames....
maudibjr: minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's. She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Glens Falls?
The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child? Who decides what's moral anymore?
Random Anonymous Blackmail: Really in a way this is his mom giving him a boner for his birthday.... kinda weird.Or she was hoping to hook up with his friends.
maudibjr: Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Falls?
ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...
Marcintosh: Upstate New York - that's all I needed to know . . .
MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.
ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour
cman: I dont get itYou can give your kids porn.
ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...As cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were p ...
Ratchet_of_knoxville: MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.[www.troll.me image 552x414]
NightOwl2255: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.
Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hourWhat kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.
cleek: South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks
Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.Your dick has gears?
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