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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 139
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2013-02-19 11:12:41 AM
ww2.hdnux.com

Coolest. Mom. Ever.
 
2013-02-19 11:13:44 AM
33 year old mom... 16 year old son...

Mark it zero, Dude.
 
2013-02-19 11:14:18 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 11:14:23 AM
Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?
 
2013-02-19 11:15:39 AM
I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.
 
2013-02-19 11:16:00 AM
She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
 
2013-02-19 11:16:35 AM
I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?
 
2013-02-19 11:17:17 AM

kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?


Why do you hate blow job creators?
 
2013-02-19 11:17:33 AM
33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.
 
2013-02-19 11:21:32 AM
The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
 
2013-02-19 11:24:15 AM

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour
 
2013-02-19 11:26:29 AM

Egoy3k: cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?

I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour


Well, might have more to do with the other guests.  In that case you're making decisions for someone else's kids.
 
2013-02-19 11:29:05 AM

minoridiot: classy biatches


chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.
 
2013-02-19 11:33:20 AM
The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo
 
2013-02-19 11:34:22 AM

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


Right?!?  That was the exact same thing I thought when I saw the pic.
 
2013-02-19 11:34:48 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo


Well, not 14 but 16
 
2013-02-19 11:38:25 AM
Endangering the welfare of a child? Were they wearing razor blade lined thongs?

whyRpeoplesostupid: whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo

Well, not 14 but 16


Short haircut and a bad angle maybe?
 
2013-02-19 11:41:41 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.


That's a rather broad statement about dames.
 
2013-02-19 11:43:14 AM
i22.photobucket.com

"OVER THE LINE!"
 
2013-02-19 11:50:55 AM

The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?


Republicans.
 
2013-02-19 11:51:44 AM

The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"


What if Walter Sobchak was played by Kevin Smith?
 
2013-02-19 11:51:59 AM

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


For my 12th birthday, my mom let me touch the boob of a belly dancer (who was perfectly OK with it and even leaned in close).

YOUR MOVE
 
2013-02-19 11:56:08 AM

Donnchadha: The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"

What if Walter Sobchak was played by Kevin Smith?



Heh.

/That was me last Halloween.
 
2013-02-19 12:00:46 PM
Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.
 
2013-02-19 12:02:29 PM

blatz514: Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.



Get your mind out of the gutter.
 
2013-02-19 12:06:12 PM

Nogrhi: That's a rather broad statement about dames.


oh well done sir!
 
2013-02-19 12:12:39 PM
She should be arrested for hiring a stripper with a terrible ass
 
2013-02-19 12:14:15 PM
I'm impressed they picked a bowling alley. Good to see the youngsters picking up the game.

/follow through the swing!
 
2013-02-19 12:16:45 PM
 
2013-02-19 12:21:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.


I think it's retro when you refer to them as "skirts."
 
2013-02-19 12:33:37 PM

dogdaze: I love me some kids at Hooters pics


I like how most of the infants seem to be thinking "Hmm... I'm hungry."
 
2013-02-19 12:34:11 PM
I've been to that bowling alley for a birthday party.  Not that particularly party, though.
 
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM
Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper.

Thank god the police have the manpower and resources to devote to this important criminal investigation.
 
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM

Diogenes: I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.


shiat you did better than me. All I got was some tongue and a handjob from my uncle. And I didn't even cum that hard.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:24 PM
This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:36 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo

Well, not 14 but 16


A guy I work with started going bald in the 8th grade. He was completely bald by the time he finished high school.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:47 PM
Mom's only mistake was not collecting every cell phone and camera so this shiat didn't bite her in the ass.
 
2013-02-19 12:36:39 PM

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree !

Goes farther than that...in this case the state/city is saying that it alone determines what constitutes morality, not the parent. Even in cases where no laws were broken. Leave anything up to the interpretation of the state, and the result is predictable - either less freedom, or higher taxes.

/the mom's an idiot however
 
2013-02-19 12:37:10 PM

Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.

That's a rather broad statement about dames.


Skirts don't like being called dames....
 
2013-02-19 12:37:18 PM
If you read the article, no actual nudity was involved, just thongs and bras.  Inappropriate, perhaps, but probably doesn't rise to the level of being illegal.  They'd see just as much at the pool.
 
2013-02-19 12:37:25 PM
five counts of endangering the welfare of a child.
[Dumbass]


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/hello
//my name is Inigo Viger
///you kill my birthday
////prepare to die
 
2013-02-19 12:40:04 PM

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


I don't want my mom sticking her crotch in my face. What kind of sick f*ck are you?
 
2013-02-19 12:40:12 PM

blatz514: Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.


That'd be one hell of a split.
 
2013-02-19 12:40:14 PM
"A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs."

Maybe she felt sorry for him for being bald before he could buy alcohol...
 
2013-02-19 12:40:24 PM
Really in a way this is his mom giving him a boner for his birthday.... kinda weird.

Or she was hoping to hook up with his friends.
 
2013-02-19 12:41:04 PM

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I think the big problem was in her hiring strippers for other people's kids.
 
2013-02-19 12:42:09 PM
So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
 
2013-02-19 12:42:16 PM
16? Thats two 8-year olds Dude.

8-year olds.
 
2013-02-19 12:42:56 PM
how many tokes was it? just one? or maybe ...three?
 
2013-02-19 12:43:39 PM
She's 33 so she's probably trying to be that hip/cool mother that all the kids like.  She's probably also trying to line up some kids for after graduation fun.
 
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