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(Times Union)   33-year-old woman busted for hiring strippers for her 16-year-old son's birthday party at a bowling alley. That's over the line   (timesunion.com) divider line 139
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2013-02-19 11:12:41 AM  
ww2.hdnux.com

Coolest. Mom. Ever.
 
2013-02-19 11:13:44 AM  
33 year old mom... 16 year old son...

Mark it zero, Dude.
 
2013-02-19 11:14:18 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 11:14:23 AM  
Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?
 
2013-02-19 11:15:39 AM  
I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.
 
2013-02-19 11:16:00 AM  
She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?
 
2013-02-19 11:16:35 AM  
I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?
 
2013-02-19 11:17:17 AM  

kid_icarus: She should've just did the stripping herself and saved some money. Doesn't she know what kind of economy we're living in?


Why do you hate blow job creators?
 
2013-02-19 11:17:33 AM  
33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.
 
2013-02-19 11:21:32 AM  
The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.
 
2013-02-19 11:24:15 AM  

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour
 
2013-02-19 11:26:29 AM  

Egoy3k: cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?

I agree. I mean it's not something that a lot of people would do but it's surely pretty tame compared with what the kid looks up for himself on the internet every single day. Not one single person was actually harmed by this.

/he's 16 so probably more like every hour


Well, might have more to do with the other guests.  In that case you're making decisions for someone else's kids.
 
2013-02-19 11:29:05 AM  

minoridiot: classy biatches


chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.
 
2013-02-19 11:33:20 AM  
The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo
 
2013-02-19 11:34:22 AM  

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


Right?!?  That was the exact same thing I thought when I saw the pic.
 
2013-02-19 11:34:48 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo


Well, not 14 but 16
 
2013-02-19 11:38:25 AM  
Endangering the welfare of a child? Were they wearing razor blade lined thongs?

whyRpeoplesostupid: whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo

Well, not 14 but 16


Short haircut and a bad angle maybe?
 
2013-02-19 11:41:41 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.


That's a rather broad statement about dames.
 
2013-02-19 11:43:14 AM  
i22.photobucket.com

"OVER THE LINE!"
 
2013-02-19 11:50:55 AM  

The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?


Republicans.
 
2013-02-19 11:51:44 AM  

The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"


What if Walter Sobchak was played by Kevin Smith?
 
2013-02-19 11:51:59 AM  

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


For my 12th birthday, my mom let me touch the boob of a belly dancer (who was perfectly OK with it and even leaned in close).

YOUR MOVE
 
2013-02-19 11:56:08 AM  

Donnchadha: The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"

What if Walter Sobchak was played by Kevin Smith?



Heh.

/That was me last Halloween.
 
2013-02-19 12:00:46 PM  
Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.
 
2013-02-19 12:02:29 PM  

blatz514: Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.



Get your mind out of the gutter.
 
2013-02-19 12:06:12 PM  

Nogrhi: That's a rather broad statement about dames.


oh well done sir!
 
2013-02-19 12:12:39 PM  
She should be arrested for hiring a stripper with a terrible ass
 
2013-02-19 12:14:15 PM  
I'm impressed they picked a bowling alley. Good to see the youngsters picking up the game.

/follow through the swing!
 
2013-02-19 12:16:45 PM  
 
2013-02-19 12:21:58 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.


I think it's retro when you refer to them as "skirts."
 
2013-02-19 12:33:37 PM  

dogdaze: I love me some kids at Hooters pics


I like how most of the infants seem to be thinking "Hmm... I'm hungry."
 
2013-02-19 12:34:11 PM  
I've been to that bowling alley for a birthday party.  Not that particularly party, though.
 
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM  
Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper.

Thank god the police have the manpower and resources to devote to this important criminal investigation.
 
2013-02-19 12:34:30 PM  

Diogenes: I got a stale cake from the A&P and my grandmother and aunt came over.

And let me tell you, Gram's tits just aren't what they used to be.


shiat you did better than me. All I got was some tongue and a handjob from my uncle. And I didn't even cum that hard.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:24 PM  
This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:36 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: whyRpeoplesostupid: The article says that's 14 yo in the pic. A balding 14 yo

Well, not 14 but 16


A guy I work with started going bald in the 8th grade. He was completely bald by the time he finished high school.
 
2013-02-19 12:35:47 PM  
Mom's only mistake was not collecting every cell phone and camera so this shiat didn't bite her in the ass.
 
2013-02-19 12:36:39 PM  

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I agree !

Goes farther than that...in this case the state/city is saying that it alone determines what constitutes morality, not the parent. Even in cases where no laws were broken. Leave anything up to the interpretation of the state, and the result is predictable - either less freedom, or higher taxes.

/the mom's an idiot however
 
2013-02-19 12:37:10 PM  

Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.

That's a rather broad statement about dames.


Skirts don't like being called dames....
 
2013-02-19 12:37:18 PM  
If you read the article, no actual nudity was involved, just thongs and bras.  Inappropriate, perhaps, but probably doesn't rise to the level of being illegal.  They'd see just as much at the pool.
 
2013-02-19 12:37:25 PM  
five counts of endangering the welfare of a child.
[Dumbass]


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/hello
//my name is Inigo Viger
///you kill my birthday
////prepare to die
 
2013-02-19 12:40:04 PM  

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


I don't want my mom sticking her crotch in my face. What kind of sick f*ck are you?
 
2013-02-19 12:40:12 PM  

blatz514: Oh spare me.  Maybe the kid was striking out with girls in his school and his mom wanted to pick up his morale.


That'd be one hell of a split.
 
2013-02-19 12:40:14 PM  
"A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs."

Maybe she felt sorry for him for being bald before he could buy alcohol...
 
2013-02-19 12:40:24 PM  
Really in a way this is his mom giving him a boner for his birthday.... kinda weird.

Or she was hoping to hook up with his friends.
 
2013-02-19 12:41:04 PM  

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


I think the big problem was in her hiring strippers for other people's kids.
 
2013-02-19 12:42:09 PM  
So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?
 
2013-02-19 12:42:16 PM  
16? Thats two 8-year olds Dude.

8-year olds.
 
2013-02-19 12:42:56 PM  
how many tokes was it? just one? or maybe ...three?
 
2013-02-19 12:43:39 PM  
She's 33 so she's probably trying to be that hip/cool mother that all the kids like.  She's probably also trying to line up some kids for after graduation fun.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:47 PM  
Bad move, stripper.

Sixteen-year-olds tip like shiat.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:49 PM  
This only real problem is that she brought in other people's kids without their parents' consent. The kids aren't old enough to legally consent to this, even if they wanted to.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:51 PM  

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn. You can give your kids alcohol if consumed at home (in some states, mind you). You can give your kids tit implants, ass implants, and botox. You can give your kids tattoos. Why in the hell cant you hire a stripper for your kids?


Because DAs are complete assholes.
 
2013-02-19 12:44:30 PM  
hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-19 12:45:03 PM  
I only hope the birthday bash ended with a happy ending or two.
 
2013-02-19 12:46:08 PM  
What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?
 
2013-02-19 12:46:44 PM  

cgraves67: A guy I work with started going bald in the 8th grade. He was completely bald by the time he finished high school.


Now that you mention it, 6th grade. and another guy I met in 9th grade was already losing hairline, and they were both pretty bald by the end of HS but not completely.
 
2013-02-19 12:46:57 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?


Happiest place on Earth.
 
2013-02-19 12:47:53 PM  

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.




Should have spent more dough on better ho. That's some grim trim
 
2013-02-19 12:48:06 PM  

grokca: Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the donkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?

Happiest place on Earth.


ROAD TRIP!

Someone start up a collection...
 
2013-02-19 12:48:26 PM  

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Except then she doesn't get the employee discount. I would not be surprised at all to find out the strippers were also her co-workers.
 
2013-02-19 12:48:32 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: So what's the 17th birthday gonna be? Road trip to Tijuana for the dzonkey show, tattoos and cheap pharmaceuticals?

 
2013-02-19 12:49:05 PM  

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Falls?
 
2013-02-19 12:51:29 PM  
While it was a stupid thing to do if she actually goes to jail for this our country is even suckier than I thought.
 
2013-02-19 12:52:19 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid


A balding 14 16 yo


The emanations from the stripper's nether regions caused his hair to fall out.
 
2013-02-19 12:52:37 PM  
That's a slap on the face. I was beginning to think that bowling always looked like this and smelled like your mom's basement.

i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 12:52:40 PM  
"Your honor, some of my sons peers are showing signs of the ghey, and this was a corrective measure."
"Case dismissed."

/is that how it works?
 
2013-02-19 12:53:05 PM  

doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?


no worse than bringing my
 
2013-02-19 12:53:45 PM  
I would leave a mark on that frame...


were Poo and Ass taken?
 
2013-02-19 12:54:23 PM  

RoyHobbs22: doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?

no worse than bringing my


toddler to Tilted Kilt, amirite?
 
2013-02-19 12:54:27 PM  
Our society is completely mentally ill when it comes to the horrific idea that teenagers might be sexual beings.
 
2013-02-19 12:56:12 PM  

tgambitg: Nogrhi: The Stealth Hippopotamus: minoridiot: classy biatches

chicks hate it when you call 'em biatches.

That's a rather broad statement about dames.

Skirts don't like being called dames....


Hey, now, birds hate it when you call 'em skirts.
 
2013-02-19 12:56:46 PM  

maudibjr: minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.

Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Glens Falls?


FTFY.
 
2013-02-19 01:01:09 PM  
doubled99: What is possibly wrong with kids at a Hooters?

no worse than bringing my

toddler to Tilted Kilt, amirite?



Yeah, you're right. I believe they are both public restaurants. oh, WAIT! They wear shorts!!! and sometimes the waitresses have LARGE BREASTS!!!
My god! What was I thinking? Might as well take them to a crack house!
 
2013-02-19 01:01:29 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: Endangering the moral welfare of a child?  Who decides what's moral anymore?


I humbly nominate myself to be the keeper of morality for the entire country. Harming others*? Immoral. I don't mean shocking their sensibilities or hurting their feelings, either. Ta-da! Done!

Of course what I view as just peachy is highly immoral to some of the more uptight Teatards, various faith groups, the PTA and assorted busy-bodies. Some of what they do and consider moral is highly immoral to me, though. I think the standard thing to do (if you're a DA) besides being a total dick is go by "community standards". I think this is basically what the rest of us would call a "trial by press" or "trial by public opinion".

/*"against their will", of course
 
2013-02-19 01:04:14 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Really in a way this is his mom giving him a boner for his birthday.... kinda weird.

Or she was hoping to hook up with his friends.


By that reasoning, the guys who post sexy pictures in some threads are playing with all of our dicks.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:01 PM  

maudibjr: Is that possible in the teeming metropolis of South Glenn Falls?


actually for SGF i'd say those ARE classy....
 
2013-02-19 01:10:55 PM  
In so many cases the 'endangering the welfare of children' claim seems nonsensical compared to the routine endangerment of a kids well-being incurred by just making it through a day in a society gone ape shiat.
 
2013-02-19 01:12:36 PM  
Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were probably not allowed to touch the dancers, either ("You can't touch me, but I can touch you." being the general rule of the business).

So what, exactly, was the "endangerment" here? Ooh, a dancer did some sexy moves, with clothing covering her breasts and genitals, on top of a fully-clothed 16-year-old? But there was no mouth to genital contact, so really, this was no different than the physical contact the kid would get if he joined the wrestling team in school. Right?

LEAVE THE KID AND MOM ALONE, JOHNNY LAW!  There was no crime here. Go stop someone who is REALLY endangering their kids by beating them, and leave this great (but inappropriate) mom alone.

It's MORE damaging the the kid to arrest his mom than it was for him to get a lap dance from a girl in a bikini! You assholes!
 
2013-02-19 01:16:29 PM  
Did they use lollipops in an unwholesome and unintended fashion?

Because the strippers we hired for my boy's birthday certainly did...

Not saying I condone it, but I understand.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:03 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...


I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:15 PM  
Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:25 PM  
Upstate New York - that's all I needed to know . . .
 
2013-02-19 01:22:56 PM  

Marcintosh: Upstate New York - that's all I needed to know . . .


hahaha we're lucky it wasn't someone getting strippers for their 16 year old daughter.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:15 PM  
She should have waited an extra year ...
 
2013-02-19 01:25:32 PM  
I'm going to have to see a LOT more pictures before I can decide if and what laws were broken.
 
2013-02-19 01:28:07 PM  
South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks
 
2013-02-19 01:28:58 PM  

MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.

www.troll.me
 
2013-02-19 01:29:58 PM  

ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour


What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:21 PM  
I'm having trouble getting too outraged at this, but it does look a bit tacky. I was at a party just after high school where a mother was holding the beer bong for her 13 or 14-year-old son. That made me uncomfortable. This isn't bringing up similar feelings.
 
2013-02-19 01:34:46 PM  

cman: I dont get it

You can give your kids porn.


i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 01:38:03 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. They were p ...


So THIS!
 
2013-02-19 01:41:12 PM  

Ratchet_of_knoxville: MadMonk: Everyone involved with that party should have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives on top of facing 1 to 10 years in prison, the mother should serve life.[www.troll.me image 552x414]


Running for office, on the Republican ticket.
 
2013-02-19 01:41:28 PM  

NightOwl2255: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

I'm guessing the charges are related to the 14 year old's at the party. Not the 16 year old's.


Even so, you can take a 14-year-old kid to an R-rated movie to see far worse, and there's nothing illegal about it.


Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


We're not talking about your car. We're talking about the average 16-year-old's first car. I'm sure your car is the bastion of your manhood and all that, but most teenagers get a piece of shiat to start out.

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Congratulations on your fast car, though.
 
2013-02-19 01:43:49 PM  
wnyt.com
"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".
 
2013-02-19 01:47:03 PM  
farking anti-sex farked up culture we have.

murder death and destruction = suitable for age 13
tits = OMG OMG TITS! WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!
 
2013-02-19 01:48:35 PM  

cleek: South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks


You're thinking of Thurman.

SGF isn't even *IN* the Adirondacks.  Them's flatlanders.
 
2013-02-19 01:49:55 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Wow!

Tell me more about your awesome life so I can escape my shiatty life using my imagination!
 
2013-02-19 01:50:36 PM  
ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?
 
2013-02-19 01:55:57 PM  

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


Doesn't everyone's?
 
2013-02-19 02:02:30 PM  

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


♫ First gear, it's alright
Second gear, I lean right
Third gear, hang on tight ... ♫
 
2013-02-19 02:02:37 PM  

carrion_luggage: [wnyt.com image 280x350]
"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".


I would tap that. She's probably pretty cute without the look of pissoffity on her face.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:46 PM  
Would not have been an issue if you let her get an abortion.
 
2013-02-19 02:08:12 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Even so, you can take a 14-year-old kid to an R-rated movie to see far worse, and there's nothing illegal about it.


I'm not arguing that the charges are stupid, what I'm saying is that you comparing what you can legally do with your 16 year old is not the same as what you can do with a neighbors 14 year old. You could legally give your 16 year old an enema. Want to try that to the 14 year old that lives down the street? How about inviting over the 14 year old and firing up Ass Masters 14, Going Deep. Bet someone might has an issue with that.
 
2013-02-19 02:10:34 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ZeroCorpse: a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour

What kind of crappy shiat-box do you drive? My car will do 100 in third gear, and still have fourth and fifth gears to go.


Every time I see someone say this, it makes me wonder.  Do you know there are cars out there that will do 100mph in 3rd gear and then fail to go any faster in 4th or 5th?  Did you know that list includes pretty much all 4cyl cars (if they can even reach 100)?
 
2013-02-19 02:15:09 PM  

Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?


Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.
 
2013-02-19 02:17:09 PM  

stickandmove: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

♫ First gear, it's alright
Second gear, I lean right
Third gear, hang on tight ... ♫

  Faster, it's alright.... ♫
 
2013-02-19 02:18:08 PM  

WTFDYW: carrion_luggage: [wnyt.com image 280x350]
"Yeah, okay, maybe in retrospect that wasn't such a good idea".

I would tap that. She's probably pretty cute without the look of pissoffity on her face.


She looks vaguely familiar.  I may have seen her around.
 
2013-02-19 02:27:16 PM  

dittybopper: cleek: South Glens Falls... the Alabama of the Adirondacks

You're thinking of Thurman.

SGF isn't even *IN* the Adirondacks.  Them's flatlanders.


For the area, I would have put Lake Luzerne, Fort Edward, Granville, and possibly Corinth all above SGF in terms of Alabama-ness.
 
2013-02-19 02:36:31 PM  

Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.


I don't know.  That kid's face will be reeking of pole-stank for two weeks.
 
2013-02-19 02:37:39 PM  

megarian: Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.


I've never known a woman who couldn't drive stick.

Take that however you want to.
 
2013-02-19 02:38:39 PM  
From her FB page:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-19 02:42:14 PM  

genepool lifeboat: megarian: Sucks that most ladies* can't drive stick, huh?

*or guys. People. Whatever.

I've never known a woman who couldn't drive stick.

Take that however you want to.


Giggidy.
 
2013-02-19 02:43:28 PM  

minoridiot: Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

I don't know.  That kid's face will be reeking of pole-stank for two weeks.


Dude, I JUST replaced this monitor.
 
2013-02-19 02:46:45 PM  
Damn. Here's the text from the failed picture from her FB page:

My promise to my children
For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your frient second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have becaome a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your lif, I am not doing my job properly.
SHARE if you are a parent and agree

Yeah, she seems like she's really taking that parent first thing seriously.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:37 PM  

durbnpoisn: ZeroCorpse: Okay, a few points...

As  cman pointed out, you can give your 16-year-old kid a boob job, a penis enlargement, botox, or other intense, intimate, potentially damaging cosmetic surgery "gifts" and law enforcement doesn't get involved unless there was some damage or negligence, and even then they go after the doctor, not the mother.

A 16-year-old in many states is past the age of consent. They can legally say "yes, I want to have sex with you" and do it when involved with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how old the other person is.

A 16-year-old can be allowed to watch an R-rated movie when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian over the age of 17. This means they can watch people strip down to full nudity (prolonged full frontal for woman, short-term full frontal for men), have sex (as long as we don't actually see any genitals, i.e. we can see bare buts moving and topless participants), use every curse word in the book, murder, maim, slaughter, torture, and dismember other humans and animals.

A 16-year-old nake can expect to start getting phone calls and visits (if he hasn't already) from the local military recruiter, who does his best (LIES OUT HIS ASS) to get the kid to commit to joining the military as soon as he's able, where he will probably experience some VERY adult shiat that adults shouldn't have to experience.

A 16-year-old can drive a car-- A multi-ton hunk of metal and plastic that is capable of traveling at speeds up to 100 miles per hour. And they are allowed to do this while also being allowed to own a cell phone capable of sending and receiving text messages and surfing the Internet without restrictions.

Yet a 16-year-old can't have a woman strip down to a bikini (because that's what bra & panties are: A bikini, commonly seen on the beach and The Price Is Right) and wiggle in front of him, or grind against him. Because that's "too adult".

No sex occurred. No nudity was mentioned. Nobody under 16 got a handjob or blowjob. ...


If the child's 'pee-pee' was rubbed up against by the strippers butt...isn't that molestation?
 
2013-02-19 03:00:22 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17

She has been making bad decisions for a while.


I'm guessing that "bad decisions" is the theme of her life.
 
2013-02-19 03:11:06 PM  
33-16= white trash.
 
2013-02-19 03:30:27 PM  
This is what you are arguing in favor of when you don't let 16 year old girls get abortions.
 
2013-02-19 03:34:35 PM  
33 and 16 are almost the same generation, must be weird.
 
2013-02-19 03:41:36 PM  

stickandmove: For the area, I would have put Lake Luzerne, Fort Edward, Granville, and possibly Corinth all above SGF in terms of Alabama-ness


and yet none of those are as alabama-esque as hartford, fort ann or johnsburg. particularly fort ann.
 
2013-02-19 03:44:25 PM  
Great mom, or greatest mom?
 
2013-02-19 03:50:45 PM  
I remember the midnight of my 18th birthday when I suddenly found myself capable of making a decision about my own life without the risk of being abused or molested.
 
2013-02-19 03:54:40 PM  
If they didnt get naked, are they really strippers, or just exotic dancers?
 
2013-02-19 04:02:20 PM  
When I was around 16, my stepmom suggested perhaps getting me a prostitute. My raging hormones plus me not being much of a ladies' man, she must've seen that and taken pity on me. For many reasons back then, I was wont to think of her as a rageaholic biatch, but this was one of her cooler moments.

Shortly after the suggestion was made, we both decided it might not be such a good idea after all. But it was a cool thought.

/i did have parent-sanctioned alcohol at my 17th birthday party
//plus a girl my age to make out with
///my parents were way cool, still are
 
2013-02-19 04:13:46 PM  
I see this getting dropped as soon as the moral outrage settles down and the prosecutors realize they didn't get naked and the youths didn't see anything they couldn't see on television.
 
2013-02-19 04:45:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17


She has been making bad decisions for a while.


Seeing that she wants her son to go the same way, it seems she didn't regret it.
 
2013-02-19 04:54:27 PM  

Jument: The Stealth Hippopotamus: 33-16=17

She has been making bad decisions for a while.

I'm guessing that "bad decisions" is the theme of her life.


I guessing that "Bad Decisions" is what her tramp-stamp says.
 
2013-02-19 04:56:09 PM  
I don't know, I was kinda shy at that age. I mean, I wouldn't mind the strippers at all, but sporting a tent in my shorts in front of my dear mom, I don't know...like subby said...that's over the line. Gutter balls, so to speak.
 
2013-02-19 05:22:42 PM  

xanadian: Sybarite: [ww2.hdnux.com image 628x411]

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

For my 12th birthday, my mom let me touch the boob of a belly dancer (who was perfectly OK with it and even leaned in close).

YOUR MOVE


Not bad but she would have been even cooler if she let you touch one of her own boobs at twelve .
 
2013-02-19 05:27:45 PM  

minoridiot: The problem is that the strippers she hired were tatted-up triffling ho's.  She should have spend the extra bank to hire classy biatches.


Classy biatches won't strip for 16 year olds...Well, at least not until they get their teaching certificate.
 
2013-02-19 06:17:52 PM  
A 16 year old can see in graphic detail a dudes head getting blown in half but god forbid he sees a titty!
 
2013-02-19 06:42:46 PM  

ZeroCorpse: LEAVE THE KID AND MOM ALONE, JOHNNY LAW!  There was no crime here. Go stop someone who is REALLY endangering their kids by beating them, and leave this great (but inappropriate) mom alone.


If it was just the mom and her kid I would agree, but it way crosses the line when you have other peoples (14 year old) kids there.  I wouldn't doubt it is one of the parents pushing for prosecution.

Surprised the strippers did it actually, they're well aware of stories like this:

http://magicvalley.com/news/local/t-f-woman-sentenced-to-life-for-lew d ne
 
2013-02-19 07:53:47 PM  
I'd like to see the mom!
 
2013-02-19 08:32:46 PM  

The_Sponge: [i22.photobucket.com image 213x320]

"OVER THE LINE!"


Bonus points for sneaking in a Diamond Knot background.  Is it open after the remodel yet?
 
2013-02-19 08:35:07 PM  
Brilliant move on her part.  Give all his friends wood so she can decide which one to bang.
 
2013-02-20 12:06:58 AM  

Thrawn: Starhawk: ZeroCorpse:

My comfortable late-model van is capable of higher speeds, but I generally don't drive over 75 anyway, because I like not having to pay speeding tickets. I'm old enough and endowed enough that I don't need my automobile to stand in for my dick, which coincidentally  does do100 in third gear, with fourth and fifth gears to go.

Your dick has gears?

Doesn't everyone's?


Mine's a paddle-shifter.
 
2013-02-20 08:03:28 AM  
14 year olds, dude. Plus, I bet the Big Bowling Consortium is backing this because she brought in outside entertainment and didn't use the bowling alley's strippers.
 
2013-02-20 02:38:05 PM  
Jesus Quintana is inconsolable, not available for comment.
 
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