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(Muskogee Phoenix)   Brothers, 6 and 7, run away from salvage yard. While authorities focus search on 19 acres of junked cars, the two boys break into a house a mile away, ransack it, eat food and draw on each other's faces   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, salvage yard, medical helicopter, Muskogee County Sheriff's Office  
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5433 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2013 at 11:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-19 10:46:15 AM  
Walker and Texas Ranger?
2013-02-19 10:54:41 AM  
The salvage yard here won't let you bring your kids with you unless they are 16.
2013-02-19 11:08:24 AM  
Chopper, sic balls.
2013-02-19 11:08:59 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chopper, sic balls.

Okay, we're done here folks.
2013-02-19 11:10:31 AM  
I read the last word in the headline as "feces", incidentally.....

Time for coffee.
2013-02-19 11:10:46 AM  
Do they live at the salvage yard or did grandma need a new used catalytic converter and brought the grandkids along on the errand?

Inquiring rednecks want to know.
2013-02-19 11:10:54 AM  
So they run away from a salvage yard, break into a house, and ransack it?  Sounds like another case of boys being boys.  Case dismissed!
2013-02-19 11:12:16 AM  
I doubt we have heard the last of these two.
2013-02-19 11:13:31 AM  
To a foster home you go
2013-02-19 11:14:07 AM  
Here, I just wished it ended with a double suicide by cliff jump.
2013-02-19 11:15:47 AM  
Also, fta...

"We're thankful the kids aren't hurt and that they're safe," Plunkett said. "A lot of people worked very hard today to find them wasted a lot of time today because these two little shiats decided to trash a neighbors house."
2013-02-19 11:20:01 AM  
Alfred Hitchcock am disappoint.

2013-02-19 11:25:52 AM  
Death Penalty.
2013-02-19 11:27:44 AM  
Also, I thought they were supposed to be setting cats on fire, as all young boys do.
2013-02-19 11:28:36 AM  
Muskogee has made it on FARK main page alot lately.....must be all the meth in the water
2013-02-19 11:29:54 AM  
And this is amusing, how?
2013-02-19 11:44:35 AM  
They have done this before to the point that the Department of Family Services is now notified.
2013-02-19 11:44:40 AM  
Man, if I had been one of those kids, my butt would be black and blue.  And I'd be grounded until eternity.

You know these two will get lollipops.
2013-02-19 12:04:41 PM  
Good Lord, I can only imagine how brothers 1-5 turned out...
2013-02-19 12:05:26 PM  

reaperducer: Alfred Hitchcock am disappoint.

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Jupiter probably runs the salvage yard by now.

/would have done almost anything to have a hidden, tricked out hideout buried under junk in my backyard
2013-02-19 12:05:53 PM  
Poor little boys, sounds like they live at the scrap yard and are cared for by Grandma.  What a great life.  No wonder they keep running off.  I hope they find a good caregiver for them.
2013-02-19 12:11:39 PM  
2013-02-19 12:18:16 PM
2013-02-19 12:41:25 PM  
Rescuers yelled the boys' names as they made their way through the grounds. Firefighters armed with crowbars pried open trunks - fearing the kids had perhaps climbed inside and accidentally shut a trunk lid on themselves.

I got nothing but respect and admiration for the work of firefighters, but man... all those ruined decklids. You go to a yard and try to pick one now and you're gonna be paying out the ass.
2013-02-19 01:44:27 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The salvage yard here won't let you bring your kids with you unless they are 16.

When I was a 4 years old my dad took me to a salvage yard. He told me that the cars were from car wrecks and to stay away from them or the dead people would get me.

/Yea that ended up scaring me shiatless for a year
//I loved them after that
2013-02-19 05:32:28 PM  
Sing it, Merle!

Ah'm proud to be
An Okie from Muskogee...
2013-02-19 08:24:51 PM  

Lucidz: "A lot of people worked very hard today to find them wasted a lot of time today because these two little shiats decided to trash a neighbors house."

Or instead of calling a 6-year-old names for acting in the entirely predictable way that anyone with a brain would expect a 6-year-old to act, you could blame the lapse in attention from their caretaker, which is what actually lead to this situation.
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