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(Rolling Stone)   Morrissey told the Staples Center he'll perform there, but only if they go meat-free during his show, so naturally they obliged. No word when he'll cancel the show   (rollingstone.com) divider line 17
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2013-02-19 10:45:33 AM  
4 votes:
What a pretentious douchebag.

You don't see him crying over the poor marsupial that gave its life to make that pompadour wig for him.
2013-02-19 01:53:11 PM  
3 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-02-19 12:22:51 PM  
3 votes:
"I don't look upon it as a victory for me, but a victory for the animals," Morrissey said in a statement.

Whose food you happen to be eating.  Good job.
2013-02-19 11:55:41 AM  
3 votes:
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Morrissey  wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Morrissey  went on stage and did a great show.
2013-02-19 01:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
You don't win friends with salad
2013-02-19 01:10:19 PM  
2 votes:
Tofurkey yourself, Morrissey!
post.thestranger.com
2013-02-19 12:26:36 PM  
2 votes:
The biggest issue I have with Morrissey is that the music he constantly plays says nothing to me about my life.
2013-02-19 12:22:22 PM  
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I hate pushy vegans. You don't want to eat meat/wear animal products, fine.  That's a personal choice and I respect it.  Don't get in my face though, and act holier-than-thou because you're eating edamame and tofu and I'm tucking into a bacon cheeseburger.  You live your life and I'll live mine, and as long as what I do doesn't negatively impact your life, shut the fark up.

These people are as bad as the door-to-door religion salespeople that never seem to take the hint after the 20th time you've told them no, you're not interested in finding Jesus.


Wait, there are non-pushy vegans?  I thought the whole point of veganism is to remind everyone around you that you are a vegan.
2013-02-19 12:19:13 PM  
2 votes:
Why is it that when washed up celebrities attempt to remain relevant, they always seem to gravitate to "animal rights"?
Didn't work out too well for Pamela Anderson or the Go-Go's... why do they keep doing it?
2013-02-19 10:35:30 AM  
2 votes:
Who the hell does he think he is?!? Paul McCarthey?!
2013-02-19 12:32:26 PM  
1 votes:

usernameguy: I'm sorry, why should I care if a venue decides not to serve meat during a concert? I didn't even know they served food at all during concerts.

People are weird.


Dude, the stoners gotta munch.
2013-02-19 12:14:13 PM  
1 votes:
Joe Rogan said he ran into some of Morissey's crew one time, and they told him they sometimes have burger runs a tthe hotel, but have to post a lookout so Moz doens't know they're crushing cow.
2013-02-19 12:13:54 PM  
1 votes:

MikeSass: He might be able to fill a Staples store with people willing to listen to him, but not the Staples Center.


Well done, thread over
2013-02-19 12:02:46 PM  
1 votes:

bungle_jr: MikeSass: I'd buy front row tickets just to sit there wearing obvious over-the-ear noise-cancelling headphones and eating a bucket of KFC.

if you have that kind of money to just throw away, i'll message you my address and you can send me some. i won't even try to sing, AND you can still eat kfc while wearing your beats by dre


Go cry.

IrateShadow: MikeSass: I'd buy front row tickets just to sit there wearing obvious over-the-ear noise-cancelling headphones and eating a bucket of KFC.

Didn't someone toss a steak on stage a year or two and cause him to walk out on the show?  Anyway, I don't see the problem here, it's only for one show.  The audience probably won't even notice.


Yep.  Wasn't me though.  And you assume that there will actually be an audience.  The guy can't even get anyone to record him, FFS.  He might be able to fill a Staples store with people willing to listen to him, but not the Staples Center.  Not any more.
2013-02-19 11:54:33 AM  
1 votes:

MikeSass: I'd buy front row tickets just to sit there wearing obvious over-the-ear noise-cancelling headphones and eating a bucket of KFC.


Didn't someone toss a steak on stage a year or two and cause him to walk out on the show?  Anyway, I don't see the problem here, it's only for one show.  The audience probably won't even notice.
2013-02-19 11:49:49 AM  
1 votes:
Cross reference the haters on this thread with the white knights on the plus-size models thread. I believe the results may very well surprise you.
2013-02-19 10:57:21 AM  
1 votes:
but bacon is an american staple. how can you ban that at the Staples Center!?
 
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