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(The Verge)   The new Galaxy S4 with 16 cores, yes 16 cores, comes out just shy of the Ides of March   (theverge.com) divider line 12
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2013-02-19 10:46:02 AM
7 votes:

Mugato: So did Samsung's check clear, Drew?


If you can get them to write me one I'll cash the hell out of it
2013-02-19 10:53:38 AM
5 votes:
That's a lot of Marines!
2013-02-19 02:50:29 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, way to go Apple, a phone with 16 cores. How many cores does a phone need to play Angry Birds anyway? And yet the Jobsophiles will eat this up with a spoon and ask for seconds.

Oh. Wait....
2013-02-19 02:26:58 PM
2 votes:
bigpicture.typepad.com
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2013-02-19 12:23:58 PM
2 votes:
is it waterproof? are they Marine Cores?
2013-02-19 11:01:47 AM
2 votes:

Drew: Mugato: So did Samsung's check clear, Drew?

If you can get them to write me one I'll cash the hell out of it


Easy way - "Fark party in Seoul, brought to you by Samsung, and probably Jose Cuervo".
2013-02-19 03:01:44 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's a farking phone sheeples, wake the f*ck up.


Hey, you ever try to use a 4 inch touch screen with hooves? It's harder than it looks.
2013-02-19 12:38:33 PM
1 votes:

rooftop235: Did anyone here read the part about how it will have an eye tracking feature? Why does me phone need to see where I am looking?


It wants to know if you're checking out the guys junk when you're watching porn.
If so, then it's going to out you.
2013-02-19 12:31:37 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-19 12:29:55 PM
1 votes:

miscreant: Timmy the Tumor: read it again...8 core processor, 8 core GPU

not sure it'll be any faster to search and download albino goat porn or whatever you f*cks are into, but it's fun to have new things

But you could probably attach it to a HDTV, split the screen, and play 8 separate goat porn videos at once!


8 goat porn videos at once!? Why, you need some sort goat porn co-processor....INTEL, GET ON THAT! The market has spoken.
2013-02-19 11:28:45 AM
1 votes:

Drew: Mugato: So did Samsung's check clear, Drew?

If you can get them to write me one I'll cash the hell out of it


Ha!

This will probably be my next phone.
2013-02-19 10:37:51 AM
1 votes:

Slaxl: ajgeek: Great... Why? And "because they can" is not a legitimate answer. Neither is "e-peen" or a variant thereof.

Because they can is the best answer. Otherwise we'd all be on in old 50s computers, that take up 2 storey houses.


FTFY
 
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