Mugato: So did Samsung's check clear, Drew?
Drew: Mugato: So did Samsung's check clear, Drew?If you can get them to write me one I'll cash the hell out of it
Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's a farking phone sheeples, wake the f*ck up.
rooftop235: Did anyone here read the part about how it will have an eye tracking feature? Why does me phone need to see where I am looking?
miscreant: Timmy the Tumor: read it again...8 core processor, 8 core GPUnot sure it'll be any faster to search and download albino goat porn or whatever you f*cks are into, but it's fun to have new thingsBut you could probably attach it to a HDTV, split the screen, and play 8 separate goat porn videos at once!
Slaxl: ajgeek: Great... Why? And "because they can" is not a legitimate answer. Neither is "e-peen" or a variant thereof.Because they can is the best answer. Otherwise we'd all be on in old 50s computers, that take up 2 storey houses.
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