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(Slate)   "My husband loves wearing women's gym clothes when he works out. Should I be worried?"   (slate.com) divider line 37
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2013-02-19 10:57:35 AM  
9 votes:
Obligatory:

i.imgur.com
2013-02-19 10:23:56 AM  
8 votes:
it inspires him and "makes me feel like Bo Derek running on the beach in 10."

Oh you poor, poor beard.
2013-02-19 10:25:50 AM  
7 votes:
When I work out I feel like Dudley Moore falling down the stairs in Arthur.
2013-02-19 11:08:40 AM  
6 votes:
Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

i78.photobucket.com
2013-02-19 10:51:01 AM  
5 votes:
www.miloop.com
2013-02-19 11:12:21 AM  
4 votes:

Rann Xerox: Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

[i78.photobucket.com image 360x254]


Let him eat, drink, and be Mary.
2013-02-19 10:54:27 AM  
4 votes:

Godscrack: I'm going with the obvious.

That, or he just figured out a way to get dirty women's gym clothes without having to steal them.


"Hey man, when did you start wearing bras?"
"The day my wife found my girlfriend's bra in the glove compartment!"

/Nah. He likes to feel like Bo Derek. He kinda gay.
2013-02-19 10:54:12 AM  
4 votes:
No.  He's an action transvestite.
2013-02-19 10:21:37 AM  
4 votes:
Is he hot?
2013-02-19 12:31:16 PM  
3 votes:
There's a guy at my gym who is a lawyer, drives a Ferrari with the license plate "PUMP FE" and is called "kitchen sink" by the trainers because supposedly he does all sorts of steroids.

He has a wig, fake tan, beer gut, and walks around wearing leopard stretch pants with an old sweatshirt that has some sort of California logo on it along with a weight belt that has "HAMMER" stenciled onto the back.  He carries a
a gallon milk jug that has some sort of green goo in it and has "Gorilla Juice" written on it in red letters. He is a trip!  He enters weight lifting contests as frequently as possible just to get a medal for even ENTERING the
contest, he puts them on his sweatshirt and when he talks to girls he will scratch himself just where the medals are so they will flash and jingle.

But he NEVER LIFTS weights!  He struts around profiling and will maybe lift one weight one time while yelling as if he is passing a watermelon from his butt and will then drop the weight and stand up slamming his hands together as if he just bench pressed a locomotive.

I once observed him in action for 20 minutes.  He walked around this leg press machine and began stacking 45 lb weights on it and would slam each and every weight on it (WHAM!  ARRR!).  He did this for about 10 minutes until he had 900lbs on it.   He then sat down and began wrapping his knees (5 minutes) and then walked around shaking the machine and screaming (3 minutes).   He then called some guys over to spot him by standing on each side of the machine while he sat in it and motioned at them to get ready.   He then let out this huge yell and started straining while screaming until he was red in the face...nothing happened....he did it again with more effort...I was sure his nuts were going to explode. The weight barely moved up..not even enough to unlock the machine...and he leaped off thanking his 'spotters' and then strutted around drinking his juice..

Supposedly he is a pretty good lawyer!
2013-02-19 12:23:06 PM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure my wife would buy me all the frilly dresses I wanted if I would get my fat ass on a treadmill.

/I sound fat
2013-02-19 11:38:49 AM  
2 votes:

dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.


Jiggling moobs are just as painful to men as real boobs to women.  There's no shame in a guy having to wear a sports brgnsfgshtahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/yes, there is
2013-02-19 11:02:21 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, it's weird but I don't see the problem.  She should really be worried about all the guys he's blowing in the locker room.
2013-02-19 10:53:28 AM  
2 votes:
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown...
2013-02-19 10:53:19 AM  
2 votes:
When I fall down the stairs like Dudley Moore in Arthur, I feel like I'm getting enough of a workout for one day.
2013-02-19 10:52:10 AM  
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.



ladies:  please quit going to the grocery store / library / whatever immediately post-workout, in your yoga pants with your sweaty asshole hanging out for the whole damn world to see.  it is disgusting and nasty and just foul.

go home and get cleaned up before you start flaunting your sweaty damn asshole all over town.
2013-02-19 02:11:05 PM  
1 votes:
It is only weird if the woman is still in them.
2013-02-19 02:00:38 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.

What the Fark are you talking about???


What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.
2013-02-19 01:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?
2013-02-19 01:37:15 PM  
1 votes:
ZeroCorpse:
And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

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"Go back far enough?  Farker, please."
2013-02-19 01:33:22 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get the problem here.

Women can throw on a guy's t-shirt and jeans, and nobody says a word about it. They can grab their husband's oxford shirt and a pair of his sweats and run to the grocery store wearing that ensemble, and nobody calls her a cross-dresser or questions her sexual orientation.

But the minute a man puts on a pair of women's PANTS-- not even a skirt in this situation, but PANTS-- people are all "ooh, he must be a f♣g!" and "what a perv!"

The double-standard is ridiculous. It's even worse when you consider that it used to work the other way around, back in the days when a woman wearing pants was scandalous. Now, it seems women get ALL the choices when it comes to clothes, while men continue to be stuck with the same outfits.

And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

Our ideas about fashion and gender are so screwed-up these days. So the guy likes wearing women's gym clothes. Who cares? Does he still like f♥cking his wife? Then SHUT UP.
2013-02-19 12:43:18 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
Ed Wood Jr. , white courtesy telephone.
2013-02-19 11:46:24 AM  
1 votes:

Skyd1v: y neighbor dash out to start his wearing a frilly pink nightgown and pink fuzzy slippers. Not a good look for him.


i was taking the trash out to the curb once, and i put my wife's old shiatty clogs / mule shoes on to walk out to the curb.....where my neighbor was.  she's like, "........love your shoes!"

/i felt so pretty.  so very pretty.
//IM A PRETTY PRINCESS
2013-02-19 11:33:14 AM  
1 votes:
She's just jealous because he looks better in her clothes than she does.
2013-02-19 11:29:18 AM  
1 votes:
The "neatly folded" part tells me he's gay.

///I'm sure that's not the only thing he neatly folds...
2013-02-19 11:18:58 AM  
1 votes:

eyeq360: Rann Xerox: Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

[i78.photobucket.com image 360x254]

Let him eat, drink, and be Mary.


But tomorrow he's Di.
2013-02-19 11:15:25 AM  
1 votes:

blatz514: I hope this doesn't turn into a dudes wearing yoga pants thread.


I wore my wife's once. They're comfy, and I had the flu.
2013-02-19 11:14:47 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What's her Fark username? I'm recalling a thread a month or so ago, where some Farkette told a story about her obviously gay boyfriend letting a dude jerk off onto his pants on an airplane.


As I recall, she said her boyfriend was just polite.
2013-02-19 11:05:15 AM  
1 votes:

IrateShadow: She should really be worried about all the guys he's blowing in the locker room.



my wife had a patient who told her her marriage of of 40+ years ended after her husband told her one day, "i'm a gay man and i'm tired of hiding it".  she said something like, "it then made sense why he spent so much time at the gym."  i guess the gym he used was a hotbed of gay sex.
2013-02-19 11:04:22 AM  
1 votes:
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
2013-02-19 11:00:38 AM  
1 votes:
 He put them on to show they fit and said he only wore women's clothes while working out because it inspires him and "makes me feel like Bo Derek running on the beach in 10."

fakeplus.com
/got nuthin'
2013-02-19 10:55:58 AM  
1 votes:
I think there are too many available people on the planet to put up with this shiat.
2013-02-19 10:54:23 AM  
1 votes:
Solves the mystery needing to be at the gym in 26 minutes, doesn't it.
2013-02-19 10:54:01 AM  
1 votes:
Her husband also sends a question to the advice column: "My wife wears pajamas in bed, should I go down on her?"
2013-02-19 10:50:37 AM  
1 votes:

dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.


Hey, if he has sufficient moobage, it may be necessary.
2013-02-19 10:47:18 AM  
1 votes:
I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.
2013-02-19 10:36:10 AM  
1 votes:
I'm going with the obvious.

That, or he just figured out a way to get dirty women's gym clothes without having to steal them.
 
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