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2013-02-19 10:21:37 AM  
Is he hot?
 
2013-02-19 10:23:56 AM  
it inspires him and "makes me feel like Bo Derek running on the beach in 10."

Oh you poor, poor beard.
 
2013-02-19 10:25:50 AM  
When I work out I feel like Dudley Moore falling down the stairs in Arthur.
 
2013-02-19 10:36:10 AM  
I'm going with the obvious.

That, or he just figured out a way to get dirty women's gym clothes without having to steal them.
 
2013-02-19 10:44:47 AM  
As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.
 
2013-02-19 10:47:18 AM  
I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.
 
2013-02-19 10:48:35 AM  
Depends.  Who are the women?
 
2013-02-19 10:48:59 AM  
Is the wife hot?
 
2013-02-19 10:50:37 AM  

dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.


Hey, if he has sufficient moobage, it may be necessary.
 
2013-02-19 10:51:01 AM  
www.miloop.com
 
2013-02-19 10:51:24 AM  
For once, I agree with Prudie. If he is wearing those clothes for the extra support, it'd be strange, but understandable. That he wears them so he can feel like Bo Derek is really weird. It'll be a slippery slope if she just lets it go.
 
2013-02-19 10:51:25 AM  
Funny how the wife's first reaction is to try to change him.  You know, like a pet that needs to the scolded.

If it's just a fetish then, meh, people do all sorts of weird shiat.
 
2013-02-19 10:52:10 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.



ladies:  please quit going to the grocery store / library / whatever immediately post-workout, in your yoga pants with your sweaty asshole hanging out for the whole damn world to see.  it is disgusting and nasty and just foul.

go home and get cleaned up before you start flaunting your sweaty damn asshole all over town.
 
2013-02-19 10:53:19 AM  
When I fall down the stairs like Dudley Moore in Arthur, I feel like I'm getting enough of a workout for one day.
 
2013-02-19 10:53:28 AM  
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown...
 
2013-02-19 10:54:01 AM  
Her husband also sends a question to the advice column: "My wife wears pajamas in bed, should I go down on her?"
 
2013-02-19 10:54:12 AM  
No.  He's an action transvestite.
 
2013-02-19 10:54:23 AM  
Solves the mystery needing to be at the gym in 26 minutes, doesn't it.
 
2013-02-19 10:54:27 AM  

FuturePastNow: dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.

Hey, if he has sufficient moobage, it may be necessary.


That's what I was thinking. Nobody likes chafed nipples.
 
2013-02-19 10:54:27 AM  

Godscrack: I'm going with the obvious.

That, or he just figured out a way to get dirty women's gym clothes without having to steal them.


"Hey man, when did you start wearing bras?"
"The day my wife found my girlfriend's bra in the glove compartment!"

/Nah. He likes to feel like Bo Derek. He kinda gay.
 
2013-02-19 10:55:58 AM  
I think there are too many available people on the planet to put up with this shiat.
 
2013-02-19 10:56:50 AM  
Pru is looking kinda hot...I wonder what her gym bag has in it
 
2013-02-19 10:56:51 AM  

dabbletech: Who are the women?


this
 
2013-02-19 10:57:30 AM  

rickythepenguin: WhippingBoy: I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.


ladies:  please quit going to the grocery store / library / whatever immediately post-workout, in your yoga pants with your sweaty asshole hanging out for the whole damn world to see.  it is disgusting and nasty and just foul.

go home and get cleaned up before you start flaunting your sweaty damn asshole all over town.


Hmmmm, I have not observed this personally but I shall keep a strict eye out!

/woot class this afternoon
//CC runs on yoga pants
///im under 30!!!
 
2013-02-19 10:57:35 AM  
Obligatory:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-19 10:58:45 AM  

gilatrout: Pru is looking kinda hot...I wonder what her gym bag has in it


Stop horndogging Prudence.

/I got there first.
 
2013-02-19 11:00:01 AM  
Tell her he'll stop if she promises to not think of anyone but him while she's screwing her banana.
 
2013-02-19 11:00:38 AM  
 He put them on to show they fit and said he only wore women's clothes while working out because it inspires him and "makes me feel like Bo Derek running on the beach in 10."

fakeplus.com
/got nuthin'
 
2013-02-19 11:02:21 AM  
Meh, it's weird but I don't see the problem.  She should really be worried about all the guys he's blowing in the locker room.
 
2013-02-19 11:02:31 AM  

probesport: Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown...


Hi-ho silver!
 
2013-02-19 11:03:53 AM  
I hope this doesn't turn into a dudes wearing yoga pants thread.
 
2013-02-19 11:03:59 AM  
It depends on the "Womens" gym clothes.Does he want to wear spandex and a tank top to work out because it's comfortable and motivates him? Or is he an executive transvestite?
 
2013-02-19 11:04:22 AM  
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
 
2013-02-19 11:05:15 AM  

IrateShadow: She should really be worried about all the guys he's blowing in the locker room.



my wife had a patient who told her her marriage of of 40+ years ended after her husband told her one day, "i'm a gay man and i'm tired of hiding it".  she said something like, "it then made sense why he spent so much time at the gym."  i guess the gym he used was a hotbed of gay sex.
 
2013-02-19 11:05:32 AM  

Diogenes: Is he hot?


Oh, Diogenes, you're so incorrigible. :-)
 
2013-02-19 11:05:38 AM  
Damn women at the gym are always asking me if I have any socks to loan 'em.  But ask 'em for a sports bra?  Forget it.

/they never wash the damn things, just spray 'em with febreeze
 
2013-02-19 11:06:49 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-19 11:08:40 AM  
Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 11:10:37 AM  
What's her Fark username? I'm recalling a thread a month or so ago, where some Farkette told a story about her obviously gay boyfriend letting a dude jerk off onto his pants on an airplane.
 
2013-02-19 11:12:21 AM  

Rann Xerox: Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

[i78.photobucket.com image 360x254]


Let him eat, drink, and be Mary.
 
2013-02-19 11:12:57 AM  

Electromax: I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.


I think it matters just where you wear them. On your head problematic, or like Homer said,"it's a comfort thing".
 
2013-02-19 11:14:17 AM  
Does he spend a lot of time in the YMCA shower?
 
2013-02-19 11:14:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What's her Fark username? I'm recalling a thread a month or so ago, where some Farkette told a story about her obviously gay boyfriend letting a dude jerk off onto his pants on an airplane.


As I recall, she said her boyfriend was just polite.
 
2013-02-19 11:15:17 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Farkette told a story about her obviously gay boyfriend letting a dude jerk off onto his pants on an airplane.



Inflight meal surcharge?
 
2013-02-19 11:15:25 AM  

blatz514: I hope this doesn't turn into a dudes wearing yoga pants thread.


I wore my wife's once. They're comfy, and I had the flu.
 
2013-02-19 11:18:58 AM  

eyeq360: Rann Xerox: Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

[i78.photobucket.com image 360x254]

Let him eat, drink, and be Mary.


But tomorrow he's Di.
 
2013-02-19 11:21:16 AM  
If he likes some support (a real concern), give the guy some UnderArmour compression garments for his birthday or Xmas.  They make some pretty good, overpriced stuff.  If he just straight up likes womens clothing, you're just going to have to have a talk with yourself and figure out if you're OK with it.  It isn't the worst thing ever, but I see where it could get weird.
 
2013-02-19 11:26:40 AM  

zarberg: blatz514: I hope this doesn't turn into a dudes wearing yoga pants thread.

I wore my wife's once. They're comfy, and I had the flu.


As long as you didn't take pics, I'm ok with that.

/I'm usually pants-less when I have the flu.
 
2013-02-19 11:27:10 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It depends on the "Womens" gym clothes.Does he want to wear spandex and a tank top to work out because it's comfortable and motivates him? Or is he an executive transvestite?



The letter didn't say if they lived in a cave.
 
2013-02-19 11:29:10 AM  
"Should I be worried?"

If it bothers you, it bothers you. No two people are guaranteed to be sexually compatible.

Just have the integrity to leave him before you start sleeping around with guys who are less honest about the weird shiat they're into.
 
2013-02-19 11:29:18 AM  
The "neatly folded" part tells me he's gay.

///I'm sure that's not the only thing he neatly folds...
 
2013-02-19 11:29:31 AM  

dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.


Unless he's got moobs, in which case a sports bra might make him more comfortable running.
 
2013-02-19 11:30:18 AM  
Alternate explanation:

He has a combination workout/humiliation fetish, and he wants you to grab a strap-on and criticize his "form."
 
2013-02-19 11:31:15 AM  
 
2013-02-19 11:31:20 AM  
famewatcher.com

/hot like Mario.
 
2013-02-19 11:33:05 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: eyeq360: Rann Xerox: Next, he'll want to be a lumberjack:

[i78.photobucket.com image 360x254]

Let him eat, drink, and be Mary.

But tomorrow he's Di.


The day after day, it's Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola.
 
2013-02-19 11:33:14 AM  
She's just jealous because he looks better in her clothes than she does.
 
2013-02-19 11:33:33 AM  
I"m I the only one that caught the part where she was putting away his laundry?

//must be getting old, got a weird boner from that.....
 
2013-02-19 11:34:25 AM  

blatz514: zarberg: blatz514: I hope this doesn't turn into a dudes wearing yoga pants thread.

I wore my wife's once. They're comfy, and I had the flu.

As long as you didn't take pics, I'm ok with that.

/I'm usually pants-less when I have the flu.


Most people don't want to see me fully clothed, I wouldn't inflict them with pics of that. Ewwww.

Besides, my wife looks darn good in them
 
2013-02-19 11:36:29 AM  

Diogenes: Is he hot?


Done in one.
 
2013-02-19 11:38:25 AM  
What if the husband just got busted for having an affair with someone he works out with, and came up with this incredibly stupid story?
 
2013-02-19 11:38:49 AM  

dj_bigbird: As long as he's not wearing a sports bra, that'd be just weird.


Jiggling moobs are just as painful to men as real boobs to women.  There's no shame in a guy having to wear a sports brgnsfgshtahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/yes, there is
 
2013-02-19 11:42:46 AM  
Funny enough, about an hour ago I was standing at the living room window checking to make sure the car was still warming up when I saw my neighbor dash out to start his wearing a frilly pink nightgown and pink fuzzy slippers.  Not a good look for him.

/To each his own.  Party on, Dude...
 
2013-02-19 11:44:11 AM  
 
2013-02-19 11:46:24 AM  

Skyd1v: y neighbor dash out to start his wearing a frilly pink nightgown and pink fuzzy slippers. Not a good look for him.


i was taking the trash out to the curb once, and i put my wife's old shiatty clogs / mule shoes on to walk out to the curb.....where my neighbor was.  she's like, "........love your shoes!"

/i felt so pretty.  so very pretty.
//IM A PRETTY PRINCESS
 
2013-02-19 11:46:28 AM  
Depends. He could be a drag queen, or a transvestite.
 
2013-02-19 11:47:56 AM  

Fireproof: Obligatory:

[i.imgur.com image 487x650]


Very funny!  I hadn't seen that one before.
 
2013-02-19 11:54:57 AM  

Arcanum: What if the husband just got busted for having an affair with someone he works out with, and came up with this incredibly stupid story?


Shhhh. Don't blow it for the rest of us.

"Of course I wear women's clothing when I work out at the gym. What other explanation could there possible be for that sports bra in my gym bag?"
 
2013-02-19 12:00:44 PM  
Do you love him? Does what he wears when he jams on the treadmill matter more than how much you love him? simple math. Smartass aside, talk it out and act like adults. My wife has worn a dress less than a dozen times in a decade. The fact that she wears t-shirts and jeans or a button up blouse and slacks doesn't offend me. So what if I decided to wear very form fitting spandexy type clothes to admire myself while I run on the treadmill. I could just say screw it and run naked I suppose.... Make sure he doesn't want to have a sex change (that can be alot for a couple to handle) and tell him his ass looks nice in his spandex.
 
2013-02-19 12:11:30 PM  
Mrs. robertus and I came to the same conclusion yesterday. If it was just a matter of fit, comfort, or support, that's one thing, but the "Bo Derek running on the beach" thing veers it into kink territory. Which, in itself, is fine, so long as both parties are cool with it.
 
2013-02-19 12:14:53 PM  
Yeah that's kinda weird.

Although as a runner I will confess to taping my nips and wearing thin, tight undershorts (made for men but they aren't too far removed from pantyhose-like material, honestly) on long runs. I do it (honestly, I swear to FSM) because otherwise the chafing is bloody farking murder. My wife is ok with it.
 
2013-02-19 12:17:13 PM  

Lanadapter: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 455x443]


Don't say his name!
 
2013-02-19 12:18:14 PM  

fireclown:  I see where it could get weird.


Well sure, when he starts stretching out your clothes, it's time for him to buy his own shiat
 
2013-02-19 12:20:54 PM  
Are woman really that stupid? Lots of men workout wearing tight womans clothes. The clothes fit to the contours of the body better and show off muscles far better then a sagging loose shirt.

Thats it, its that simple. He likes to look at his body while working out.
 
2013-02-19 12:23:06 PM  
I'm pretty sure my wife would buy me all the frilly dresses I wanted if I would get my fat ass on a treadmill.

/I sound fat
 
2013-02-19 12:24:10 PM  

Arcanum: What if the husband just got busted for having an affair with someone he works out with, and came up with this incredibly stupid story?


bingo! he's banging some broad and wifey caught him with one of the outfits she wears for him that her own husband has never seen. hubby was washing it himself, wifey was never supposed to see it. stupid broad.

/ glad someone is getting laid
 
2013-02-19 12:26:17 PM  
Prudence is just a prude. My answer would have been "This might be a new thing to spark up the romance."
But at least "Go along with it to find out just how freaky your husband is to see if it is tolerable or if you need to kindly split up".

It already sounds like they should part ways because of her being so troubled by it.
 
2013-02-19 12:30:51 PM  
And those panties in the glove compartment are his too. I want that woman on my jury.
 
2013-02-19 12:31:16 PM  
There's a guy at my gym who is a lawyer, drives a Ferrari with the license plate "PUMP FE" and is called "kitchen sink" by the trainers because supposedly he does all sorts of steroids.

He has a wig, fake tan, beer gut, and walks around wearing leopard stretch pants with an old sweatshirt that has some sort of California logo on it along with a weight belt that has "HAMMER" stenciled onto the back.  He carries a
a gallon milk jug that has some sort of green goo in it and has "Gorilla Juice" written on it in red letters. He is a trip!  He enters weight lifting contests as frequently as possible just to get a medal for even ENTERING the
contest, he puts them on his sweatshirt and when he talks to girls he will scratch himself just where the medals are so they will flash and jingle.

But he NEVER LIFTS weights!  He struts around profiling and will maybe lift one weight one time while yelling as if he is passing a watermelon from his butt and will then drop the weight and stand up slamming his hands together as if he just bench pressed a locomotive.

I once observed him in action for 20 minutes.  He walked around this leg press machine and began stacking 45 lb weights on it and would slam each and every weight on it (WHAM!  ARRR!).  He did this for about 10 minutes until he had 900lbs on it.   He then sat down and began wrapping his knees (5 minutes) and then walked around shaking the machine and screaming (3 minutes).   He then called some guys over to spot him by standing on each side of the machine while he sat in it and motioned at them to get ready.   He then let out this huge yell and started straining while screaming until he was red in the face...nothing happened....he did it again with more effort...I was sure his nuts were going to explode. The weight barely moved up..not even enough to unlock the machine...and he leaped off thanking his 'spotters' and then strutted around drinking his juice..

Supposedly he is a pretty good lawyer!
 
2013-02-19 12:31:49 PM  
Yes. Next question.
 
2013-02-19 12:41:24 PM  
I guess the seriousness would depend on whether the woman was still in them.
 
2013-02-19 12:43:18 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Ed Wood Jr. , white courtesy telephone.
 
2013-02-19 12:55:45 PM  

lc6529: There's a guy at my gym who is a lawyer, drives a Ferrari with the license plate "PUMP FE" and is called "kitchen sink" by the trainers because supposedly he does all sorts of steroids.

He has a wig, fake tan, beer gut, and walks around wearing leopard stretch pants with an old sweatshirt that has some sort of California logo on it along with a weight belt that has "HAMMER" stenciled onto the back.  He carries a
a gallon milk jug that has some sort of green goo in it and has "Gorilla Juice" written on it in red letters. He is a trip!  He enters weight lifting contests as frequently as possible just to get a medal for even ENTERING the
contest, he puts them on his sweatshirt and when he talks to girls he will scratch himself just where the medals are so they will flash and jingle.

But he NEVER LIFTS weights!  He struts around profiling and will maybe lift one weight one time while yelling as if he is passing a watermelon from his butt and will then drop the weight and stand up slamming his hands together as if he just bench pressed a locomotive.

I once observed him in action for 20 minutes.  He walked around this leg press machine and began stacking 45 lb weights on it and would slam each and every weight on it (WHAM!  ARRR!).  He did this for about 10 minutes until he had 900lbs on it.   He then sat down and began wrapping his knees (5 minutes) and then walked around shaking the machine and screaming (3 minutes).   He then called some guys over to spot him by standing on each side of the machine while he sat in it and motioned at them to get ready.   He then let out this huge yell and started straining while screaming until he was red in the face...nothing happened....he did it again with more effort...I was sure his nuts were going to explode. The weight barely moved up..not even enough to unlock the machine...and he leaped off thanking his 'spotters' and then strutted around drinking his juice..

Supposedly he is a pretty good lawyer!


haha!! so funny. youll see a few guys like that in all gyms. wasting time, dressing weird, doing nothing, wrapping their knees for one lift. complete waste of time. the leopard print pants has to be funny to see. you gotta snap a pic next time
 
2013-02-19 12:57:56 PM  
Hey, Prudence gave some decent advice. Nice.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:27 PM  
Um. She never said what the workout clothes consisted of. I was at practice with my running group yesterday evening and for some reason everyone decided to show up wearing the official club shirt. Since they don't bother printing separate shirt styles for men and women, we were all wearing exactly the same clothes, allowing for size differences: short or long-sleeved shirts (all red, all matching) with tights of varying length or nylon running shorts.
 
2013-02-19 01:09:08 PM  
[Wing Commander Morten, dressed in a French maid's uniform, is dragged along the corridor to the cells after a police raid on the brothel]
Morten: [yells] I am retired officer of the RAF, twice decorated. I flew two hundred and seven missions over occupied territory - in bra and panties!
Policeman: You're a disgrace.[the cell door slams shut]
Morten: [yells, with hands on hips] This is no way to treat a lady!
obscure?
 
2013-02-19 01:09:30 PM  
 
2013-02-19 01:11:18 PM  

dv-ous: [famewatcher.com image 300x282]

/hot like Mario.


I strayed in here from the Politics tab and read that as "Marco," as in "Rubio."

/would do a shoop but haz no skilz
 
2013-02-19 01:15:48 PM  

rickythepenguin: WhippingBoy: I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.


ladies:  please quit going to the grocery store / library / whatever immediately post-workout, in your yoga pants with your sweaty asshole hanging out for the whole damn world to see.  it is disgusting and nasty and just foul.

go home and get cleaned up before you start flaunting your sweaty damn asshole all over town.


I can count on one hand the number of women I have known who exercised hard enough to actually sweat. None did yoga.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:32 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Well sure, when he starts stretching out your clothes, it's time for him to buy his own shiat


That should go without saying.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:22 PM  
I don't get the problem here.

Women can throw on a guy's t-shirt and jeans, and nobody says a word about it. They can grab their husband's oxford shirt and a pair of his sweats and run to the grocery store wearing that ensemble, and nobody calls her a cross-dresser or questions her sexual orientation.

But the minute a man puts on a pair of women's PANTS-- not even a skirt in this situation, but PANTS-- people are all "ooh, he must be a f♣g!" and "what a perv!"

The double-standard is ridiculous. It's even worse when you consider that it used to work the other way around, back in the days when a woman wearing pants was scandalous. Now, it seems women get ALL the choices when it comes to clothes, while men continue to be stuck with the same outfits.

And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

Our ideas about fashion and gender are so screwed-up these days. So the guy likes wearing women's gym clothes. Who cares? Does he still like f♥cking his wife? Then SHUT UP.
 
2013-02-19 01:34:01 PM  

probesport: Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown...


Zappa!!! nice!
 
2013-02-19 01:34:45 PM  
rickythepenguin:

You said sweaty asshole twice.  You must like sweaty asshole.

/sweaty asshole
 
2013-02-19 01:37:15 PM  
ZeroCorpse:
And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

www.picturescolourlibrary.co.uk
"Go back far enough?  Farker, please."
 
2013-02-19 01:44:55 PM  

No Such Agency: ZeroCorpse:
And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

[www.picturescolourlibrary.co.uk image 396x600]
"Go back far enough?  Farker, please."


Okay. Point taken. But I was talking about societies in which lawyers and businessmen dressed that way.
 
2013-02-19 01:47:06 PM  
I think the seriousness of this depends wholly on how much sarcasm was in that "Bo Derek" line...
 
2013-02-19 01:50:48 PM  
Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.
 
2013-02-19 01:53:56 PM  

PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.


What the Fark are you talking about???
 
2013-02-19 01:59:03 PM  
Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?
 
2013-02-19 02:00:38 PM  

WhippingBoy: PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.

What the Fark are you talking about???


What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:16 PM  

PsiChick: WhippingBoy: PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.

What the Fark are you talking about???

What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.


Unbelievable.
 
2013-02-19 02:08:47 PM  

WhippingBoy: PsiChick: WhippingBoy: PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.

What the Fark are you talking about???

What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.

Unbelievable.


...My argument is unbelievable? Or the idea that the sky is made of pink dinosaurs? It'd help to be a bit more specific.
 
2013-02-19 02:11:05 PM  
It is only weird if the woman is still in them.
 
2013-02-19 02:27:12 PM  

KarmicDisaster: It is only weird of interest if the woman is still in them.

 
2013-02-19 02:57:58 PM  

Fireproof: Obligatory:

[i.imgur.com image 487x650]


you might want to check the fuel injectors if it is a fuel injected engine
 
2013-02-19 03:30:49 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
 
2013-02-19 03:35:14 PM  

Oldiron_79: Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?


You owe me a new keyboard.

This one is full of barf.
 
2013-02-19 03:40:28 PM  

Koodz: I can count on one hand the number of women I have known who exercised hard enough to actually sweat. None did yoga.


Either you don't know a lot of sporty women, or you don't know a lot of women period. Just because they're yoga pants doesn't mean you can't wear them for other, sweat-inducing activities.  Also, bikram is yoga in a 100+ degree room.  You will sweat.

I love the dudes who march around the gym but don't actually lift anything.
 
2013-02-19 03:45:44 PM  
I tell ya what she needs to do: Open her closed-ass mind! Her husband likes to wear women's clothing...so farking what?!  Let him do his thing! If that's what makes him happy, LET HIM DO IT and LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE ABOUT IT. Better yet, perhaps you can HELP him choose the RIGHT things to wear for his size. I thought marriage was about being supportive. Sounds to me this biatch isn't holding up her end of the deal.
 
2013-02-19 03:51:32 PM  
ZeroCorpse:
No Such Agency: ZeroCorpse:
And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

[www.picturescolourlibrary.co.uk image 396x600]
"Go back far enough?  Farker, please."

Okay. Point taken. But I was talking about societies in which lawyers and businessmen dressed that way.


Eh, I just wanted to post that guy, because he's so cool.
 
2013-02-19 03:57:46 PM  
In the wife's defence, this is the kind of stuff you roll out *before* getting married.

If she really can't handle it, why does she have to be the bad person when he was the one hiding this side of his life from her?

I'm with Dan Savage; at around 3 months into the relationship you need to put all your kink cards on the table.
 
2013-02-19 04:05:40 PM  

SueDisco: Koodz: I can count on one hand the number of women I have known who exercised hard enough to actually sweat. None did yoga.

Either you don't know a lot of sporty women, or you don't know a lot of women period. Just because they're yoga pants doesn't mean you can't wear them for other, sweat-inducing activities.  Also, bikram is yoga in a 100+ degree room.  You will sweat.

I love the dudes who march around the gym but don't actually lift anything.


I don't know a lot of sporty women. Almost all of the ones I know are Southern or Japanese. The latter use starvation to maintain their figures and the former use Hardee's. When they go to the gym it's 2 mph on the treadmill while drinking a Gatorade.
 
2013-02-19 04:13:19 PM  

Freakin Rican: lc6529: There's a guy at my gym who is a lawyer, drives a Ferrari with the license plate "PUMP FE" and is called "kitchen sink" by the trainers because supposedly he does all sorts of steroids.

He has a wig, fake tan, beer gut, and walks around wearing leopard stretch pants with an old sweatshirt that has some sort of California logo on it along with a weight belt that has "HAMMER" stenciled onto the back.  He carries a
a gallon milk jug that has some sort of green goo in it and has "Gorilla Juice" written on it in red letters. He is a trip!  He enters weight lifting contests as frequently as possible just to get a medal for even ENTERING the
contest, he puts them on his sweatshirt and when he talks to girls he will scratch himself just where the medals are so they will flash and jingle.

But he NEVER LIFTS weights!  He struts around profiling and will maybe lift one weight one time while yelling as if he is passing a watermelon from his butt and will then drop the weight and stand up slamming his hands together as if he just bench pressed a locomotive.

I once observed him in action for 20 minutes.  He walked around this leg press machine and began stacking 45 lb weights on it and would slam each and every weight on it (WHAM!  ARRR!).  He did this for about 10 minutes until he had 900lbs on it.   He then sat down and began wrapping his knees (5 minutes) and then walked around shaking the machine and screaming (3 minutes).   He then called some guys over to spot him by standing on each side of the machine while he sat in it and motioned at them to get ready.   He then let out this huge yell and started straining while screaming until he was red in the face...nothing happened....he did it again with more effort...I was sure his nuts were going to explode. The weight barely moved up..not even enough to unlock the machine...and he leaped off thanking his 'spotters' and then strutted around drinking his juice..

Supposedly he is a pretty good lawyer!

haha!! so funny. ...


I'm picturing Zubaz, tank top and head band.. oh and nearly unused lifting gloves... wrist wraps, knee wraps... probably wearing spanx under his sweatshirt...
 
2013-02-19 04:56:32 PM  
Maybe he just needed some extra support.
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com
 
2013-02-19 05:07:07 PM  
10/10
Master Troll.
 
2013-02-19 07:17:53 PM  

PsiChick: WhippingBoy: PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly  make himself trans or something?

And yes, I know that's the fear here. I'm pretending people aren't  farking stupid.

What the Fark are you talking about???

What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.


To be fair, wearing the women's clothes makes him "feel like Bo Derek running on the beach in 10" which is more trans than wearing clothes because they were on sale.

Of course, I fall into the group of people who think "maybe this could be hot" when I think about a guy getting all sweaty while working out and pretending to be Bo Derek.  So yeah, I don't know why people have a problem with this either.
 
2013-02-19 07:23:42 PM  
mikefinch: Oldiron_79: Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?

You owe me a new keyboard.

This one is full of barf.


Thats a little harsh. transformers aren't my thing but Ghastly is certainly not a keyboard barfing worthy one.
 
2013-02-19 09:23:09 PM  

Oldiron_79: mikefinch: Oldiron_79: Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?

You owe me a new keyboard.

This one is full of barf.

Thats a little harsh. transformers aren't my thing but Ghastly is certainly not a keyboard barfing worthy one.


He does have a nice ass.
 
2013-02-20 02:04:38 AM  

Slam1263: Oldiron_79: mikefinch: Oldiron_79: Am I inbefore Ghastly in workout clothes?
ou owe me a new keyboard.
This one is full of barf.
Thats a little harsh. transformers aren't my thing but Ghastly is certainly not a keyboard barfing worthy one.
He does have a nice ass.


The first time i ever clicked his profile i thought i was looking at David Cross in drag playing some sort of prank or joke.

Sorry Ghastly -- if you read this -- all the power to you, let your freak flag fly. Just not my thing dude. Cause... You are... kindof.... a dude.

\Ghastly was actually the first person i Favorited on fark.
\\Because he was so gross in so many ways. I felt it note worthy. Sorry. Seems like a nice guy but thats one of those profiles you dont ever want to click again.
\\\I think the webcomic was more off putting than the s/he thing.
 
2013-02-20 04:12:25 AM  

dv-ous: /hot like Mario.


www.picgifs.com

/fap
 
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