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(International Business Times)   "Alien slime found at nature reserve after meteor strike"   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 102
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2013-02-19 08:52:03 AM  
i.imgur.com

IT BEGINS
 
2013-02-19 08:52:11 AM  
If someone eats it will they gain super powers?
 
2013-02-19 08:56:39 AM  
roberthood.net
 
2013-02-19 09:03:52 AM  
this reminds me of the article about those clear spheres they found in the desert
 
2013-02-19 09:10:28 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 294x494]

IT BEGINS


came to make this reference.
 
2013-02-19 09:11:08 AM  
ohmars.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 09:25:26 AM  
This is bad news...for Dr. Phil.

i480.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 09:29:57 AM  
And this is how The Blob begins. Some people just aren't genre savvy.
 
2013-02-19 09:45:32 AM  
It could be Venom that causes Carnage.  Be careful with that stuff.
 
2013-02-19 09:48:19 AM  
Looks like Astroglide to me.
 
2013-02-19 09:49:03 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Krycek!
 
2013-02-19 09:50:32 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?
 
2013-02-19 09:51:52 AM  
First comes the slime, then;
www.thiel-a-vision.com
 
2013-02-19 09:51:55 AM  
Game over, man. GAME OVER!
 
2013-02-19 09:52:14 AM  
After all this time hasn't ANY FARKING BODY thought to like, send it to a LABORATORY for testing? FFS it's only been around since the 14th Century.
 
2013-02-19 09:52:37 AM  
They found slime in a nature preserve "1000's of miles from Russia".  Yet, somehow they are making a connection that these 2 events are related?

Did I miss something?
 
2013-02-19 09:52:46 AM  
"do not taunt happy fun ball"
 
2013-02-19 09:54:02 AM  
So, all of the pictures of the Siberian town show ice and lakes with 12" or more of ice.

But the alien slime is on green grass?
 
2013-02-19 09:54:54 AM  
TheHighlandHowler:

[ohmars.files.wordpress.com image 249x175]


Ewwww . . . meteor shiat!


/ leaving satisfied
 
2013-02-19 09:55:13 AM  
Fark you autoplaying commercial with no mute button followed by a news clip that, when paused, keeps the audio going until I shut the window!
 
2013-02-19 09:56:58 AM  
other names for this substance: star rot, pwdr ser, and  post hoc ergo propter hoc.
 
2013-02-19 09:58:23 AM  
classic-horror.com

"Meteor shiat!"
 
2013-02-19 09:58:53 AM  

WTFDYW: After all this time hasn't ANY FARKING BODY thought to like, send it to a LABORATORY for testing? FFS it's only been around since the 14th Century.


This is the UK. You're not allowed to touch it... Health and safety and all that...
 
2013-02-19 09:59:00 AM  
This is click whoring at its finest.
 
2013-02-19 10:00:27 AM  

swamp_of_dumb: other names for this substance: star rot, pwdr ser, and  post hoc ergo propter hoc.


I prefer "Star Snot"
 
2013-02-19 10:01:38 AM  
Couldn't possibly be some kind of slime mold.
 
2013-02-19 10:02:15 AM  
Oh, good they found my slime. I knew I left it somewhere around there.
 
2013-02-19 10:02:49 AM  
Careful with that stuff:

www.metalsucks.net
 
2013-02-19 10:04:24 AM  
images.hitfix.com
Definitely not of this Earf.
 
2013-02-19 10:04:38 AM  
Came for the Jordy Verrill references, leaving satisfied.
 
GBB
2013-02-19 10:05:55 AM  
www.screentrek.com
not all slime is bad slime.
 
2013-02-19 10:07:45 AM  

Dimensio: [media.giantbomb.com image 150x425]

Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?


I loved that game and totally forgot about the story. C64 days man.
 
2013-02-19 10:09:30 AM  
Geordie Verrill, you lunkhead!
 
2013-02-19 10:10:56 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: [ohmars.files.wordpress.com image 249x175]


Came for that...

/everything's coming up green
 
2013-02-19 10:16:15 AM  

durbnpoisn: They found slime in a nature preserve "1000's of miles from Russia".  Yet, somehow they are making a connection that these 2 events are related?

Did I miss something?


I'm guessing you missed Sensationalism 101 in journalism school
 
2013-02-19 10:20:49 AM  
www.prometheus2-movie.com
 
2013-02-19 10:21:26 AM  
Damn, where's Steve McQueen when you need him?
 
2013-02-19 10:23:24 AM  
Glad the Stephen King references didn't take too long to make it to this thread.  Good jorb, everyone.
 
2013-02-19 10:25:37 AM  
ferretman

If that alien about to do the jello shot is the first life on Earth....what's he breathing?
 
2013-02-19 10:25:40 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Dimensio: [media.giantbomb.com image 150x425]

Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?

I loved that game and totally forgot about the story. C64 days man.


I first experienced the game on an MS-DOS based computer, but I later received the Nintendo Entertainment System version. Even with the Bowlderdization and the more awkward control method, the game featured a memorable soundtrack and the overall experience was not greatly diminished.
 
2013-02-19 10:26:06 AM  
Maybe it was returned to sender...
i269.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 10:38:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Did it leave a green spectral trail?
 
2013-02-19 10:42:49 AM  
But was the meteor purple?And do any area doctors suddenly feel the need to build a nuclear reactor in the basement?

/obscure?
 
2013-02-19 10:45:30 AM  
www.top10films.co.uk

Next time your navi tells you 'there is something back here' you should Goddamn listen.


/Spunkmeyer
 
2013-02-19 10:47:38 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/fap
 
2013-02-19 10:54:12 AM  
Fark had turned into "who can make the snarkiest comment, that offers no improvement to the problems we face as a species experiencing its own extinction, and the ultimate death of the entire biosphere", unfortunate.

Cue the usual suspects:- welcometofarkdotcom

What pisses me off is...we collectively did this to ourselves when the jewel of immortality was within our technological grasp.

So we deserve our fate. Bill Hicks was right, Hitler was an under achiever.
 
2013-02-19 10:58:51 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 11:01:02 AM  
www.shadowlocked.com
 
2013-02-19 11:01:11 AM  
Nobody?
www.fondos10.net
 
2013-02-19 11:05:13 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 420x315]

Krycek!


Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
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