It could be Venom that causes Carnage.  Be careful with that stuff.

Looks like Astroglide to me.

Krycek!

Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?

First comes the slime, then;

They found slime in a nature preserve "1000's of miles from Russia".  Yet, somehow they are making a connection that these 2 events are related?

Did I miss something?

"do not taunt happy fun ball"

So, all of the pictures of the Siberian town show ice and lakes with 12" or more of ice.

But the alien slime is on green grass?

TheHighlandHowler:

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Ewwww . . . meteor shiat!


/ leaving satisfied

Fark you autoplaying commercial with no mute button followed by a news clip that, when paused, keeps the audio going until I shut the window!

other names for this substance: star rot, pwdr ser, and  post hoc ergo propter hoc.

"Meteor shiat!"

WTFDYW: After all this time hasn't ANY FARKING BODY thought to like, send it to a LABORATORY for testing? FFS it's only been around since the 14th Century.

This is the UK. You're not allowed to touch it... Health and safety and all that...

This is click whoring at its finest.

swamp_of_dumb: other names for this substance: star rot, pwdr ser, and  post hoc ergo propter hoc.

I prefer "Star Snot"

Careful with that stuff:

Definitely not of this Earf.

Came for the Jordy Verrill references, leaving satisfied.

not all slime is bad slime.

TheHighlandHowler: [ohmars.files.wordpress.com image 249x175]

Came for that...

/everything's coming up green

durbnpoisn: They found slime in a nature preserve "1000's of miles from Russia".  Yet, somehow they are making a connection that these 2 events are related?

Did I miss something?

I'm guessing you missed Sensationalism 101 in journalism school

Damn, where's Steve McQueen when you need him?

Glad the Stephen King references didn't take too long to make it to this thread.  Good jorb, everyone.

ferretman

If that alien about to do the jello shot is the first life on Earth....what's he breathing?

antidisestablishmentarianism: Dimensio: [media.giantbomb.com image 150x425]

Seen investigating the slime.
/Am I the first to issue this reference?

I loved that game and totally forgot about the story. C64 days man.

I first experienced the game on an MS-DOS based computer, but I later received the Nintendo Entertainment System version. Even with the Bowlderdization and the more awkward control method, the game featured a memorable soundtrack and the overall experience was not greatly diminished.

Did it leave a green spectral trail?

Fark had turned into "who can make the snarkiest comment, that offers no improvement to the problems we face as a species experiencing its own extinction, and the ultimate death of the entire biosphere", unfortunate.

Cue the usual suspects:- welcometofarkdotcom

What pisses me off is...we collectively did this to ourselves when the jewel of immortality was within our technological grasp.

So we deserve our fate. Bill Hicks was right, Hitler was an under achiever.

Nobody?

The Irresponsible Captain: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 420x315]

Krycek!

Came for this, leaving satisfied