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(CBS8 San Diego)   I know that the Sith are evil and all, but it seems beneath them to be robbing 7-11 stores with a small semi-automatic handgun   (cbs8.com) divider line 18
    More: Interesting, Star Wars, robbery, semiautomatic pistols, El Cajon, unincorporated areas  
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2013-02-19 09:00:05 AM  
Two suspects were briefly detained for questioning by El Cajon police, but were subsequently released when their midi-chlorian counts were found to be low.
 
2013-02-19 09:11:53 AM  
Batteries for your lightsaber have got to cost a fortune!
 
2013-02-19 09:15:04 AM  
Through 7-11, I gain victory
Through victory, I gain Big Gulps
The Gulps shall feed me
 
2013-02-19 09:15:35 AM  
semi-automatic handgun

Cut that shiat out. You're not helping.
 
2013-02-19 09:16:56 AM  
Clumsy and random, plus uncivilized.
 
2013-02-19 09:17:39 AM  
What a red and black "sith" mask may look like:
thesithordersithempire.webs.com


/Does the reporter know who 'sith' is? Or what movie he was in?
 
2013-02-19 09:34:02 AM  
Begun, the taquito wars have.
 
2013-02-19 09:35:15 AM  

MythDragon: What a red and black "sith" mask may look like:



/Does the reporter know who 'sith' is? Or what movie he was in?


The reporter was full of Sith.
 
2013-02-19 09:49:02 AM  
Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events, Darth Maul did not in fact die from being cut in half and dropped down one of the inexplicably deep shafts that dot the Star Wars universe. Rather, his "hatred" kept him alive (although he lost his memory) and turned him into this.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Later he got his memory back and a more (nearly) normal lower half.

fc00.deviantart.net

No...seriously.
 
2013-02-19 09:58:49 AM  

Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events,


Wouldn't "post prequel" be the first movie in the series?
 
2013-02-19 10:03:08 AM  

Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events, Darth Maul did not in fact die from being cut in half and dropped down one of the inexplicably deep shafts that dot the Star Wars universe


www.rankopedia.com

"Maybe you haven't been keeping up on post-prequel events, but he just got his ass nicked, pal."

/this one was better. I should have done this one instead of the first.
 
2013-02-19 10:32:55 AM  

MythDragon: Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events,

Wouldn't "post prequel" be the first movie in the series?



Interquel? What I mean to say is between the events of the first and third prequel movies.
 
2013-02-19 10:40:01 AM  

Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events, Darth Maul did not in fact die from being cut in half and dropped down one of the inexplicably deep shafts that dot the Star Wars universe. Rather, his "hatred" kept him alive (although he lost his memory) and turned him into this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x525]

Later he got his memory back and a more (nearly) normal lower half.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 400x530]

No...seriously.


so... how does he poop?
 
2013-02-19 10:48:22 AM  

Meerlar: Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events, Darth Maul did not in fact die from being cut in half and dropped down one of the inexplicably deep shafts that dot the Star Wars universe. Rather, his "hatred" kept him alive (although he lost his memory) and turned him into this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x525]

Later he got his memory back and a more (nearly) normal lower half.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 400x530]

No...seriously.

so... how does he poop?


the force. lots of it.
 
2013-02-19 11:05:16 AM  

Meerlar: so... how does he poop?


Aweful.

no wait, that's not right....

Where ever he wants.

dammit, that's not the right punchline either.
 
2013-02-19 12:44:04 PM  
I didn't read about anyone getting Maul'ed..

...a bunch of dooku if you ask me


/leaving stage
 
2013-02-19 12:55:40 PM  

FarkinSneakyBastage: Batteries for your lightsaber have got to cost a fortune!


I knew when the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO went free-to-play with "microtransactions" it was only a matter of time.
 
2013-02-19 12:56:59 PM  

Meerlar: Sybarite: Pardon the tangent, but forr those of you who might not have kept up with post-prequel events, Darth Maul did not in fact die from being cut in half and dropped down one of the inexplicably deep shafts that dot the Star Wars universe. Rather, his "hatred" kept him alive (although he lost his memory) and turned him into this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 550x525]

Later he got his memory back and a more (nearly) normal lower half.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 400x530]

No...seriously.

so... how does he poop?


That's what fuels his rage.
 
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