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(Examiner)   Sarah Jessica Parker has either became an alien or a clone hybrid of Ann Coulter's   (examiner.com) divider line 57
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2013-02-19 07:44:13 AM
Why the long face?
 
2013-02-19 07:53:12 AM
I for one welcome are equine overlord.
 
2013-02-19 07:57:28 AM
And that's a magazine cover. That's the best the best in Photoshop have to offer.
 
2013-02-19 08:40:29 AM
Headlines ending in a possessive make's my head hurt
 
2013-02-19 09:11:56 AM
A clone hybrid of Ann Coulter's WHAT!?
 
2013-02-19 09:17:02 AM
FTFA: "The alien comparison isn't because the star isn't beautiful (she most certainly is,) "

Inigo Montoya would like a word with the writer of this article.
 
2013-02-19 09:26:47 AM
She on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.
 
2013-02-19 09:28:06 AM
I'd have a heart attack if I saw that staring in my window at night.
/well, come to think of it, in the day time too.
 
2013-02-19 09:31:15 AM
I used to think Matthew Broderick got the better end of the deal.  Now, not so much.
 
2013-02-19 09:39:08 AM
She's always on a steady course
 
2013-02-19 09:40:53 AM
How Bazaar, How Bazaar.
 
2013-02-19 09:45:29 AM
Once upon a time in my younger days I saw a Bruce Willis movie called Striking Distance and for some strange reason the manly police chick partner of his caused a slight stir in my pants.

About that same time I saw some Disney movie called Hocus Pocus where three witches came back from the dead to try and capture more children.  The witches were supposed to be ugly but the goofy blonde one for some strange reason caused a slight stir in my pants.

So in conclusion I've determined that Sarah Jessica Parker causes strange stirs in pants.
 
2013-02-19 09:47:29 AM
Why the horse face?
 
2013-02-19 09:48:58 AM
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You FOOLS! This isn't even her final form! Wait until you see her TRUE power!
 
2013-02-19 09:51:40 AM
Never thought she was an attractive woman. Sharp knees and all that.
 
2013-02-19 09:59:53 AM

Summoner101: A clone hybrid of Ann Coulter's WHAT!?


Pet grey alien?
 
2013-02-19 10:05:25 AM
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"In place of the Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"
 
2013-02-19 10:09:32 AM
She's just a square peg...
 
2013-02-19 10:12:47 AM
It seems like if you are going to have someone spend a bunch of time photoshoping that woman the least you can do is make her attractive.
 
2013-02-19 10:24:37 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I used to think Matthew Broderick got the better end of the deal.  Now, not so much.


What? He starred with Mia Sara in Ferris Bueller. He could have bird dogged that.

"Hey baby, I have the lead in a movie called LadyHawk coming up. Wanna fark?"
 
2013-02-19 10:30:51 AM
She's from the same neighborhood in Cincinnati as Charlie Manson, if that means anything.
 
2013-02-19 10:31:47 AM

Mega Steve: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 272x350]

You FOOLS! This isn't even her final form! Wait until you see her TRUE power!


Cell...  I had forgotten about that cartoon.  Well played.

/My power level is over 9000!
 
2013-02-19 10:31:50 AM
Someone has been horsing around with Photoshop again.
 
2013-02-19 10:33:33 AM
FTA: "The alien comparison isn't because the star isn't beautiful (she most certainly is,)... "

You can always tell an article about JSP was written by a woman when it contains a comment like this.
 
2013-02-19 10:40:11 AM

quatchi: Why the long face?


Why the rong face?
 
2013-02-19 10:43:10 AM
Those creepy aliens from The Original Series, only with hair.

You know the ones, they use them in the credits.
 
2013-02-19 10:46:10 AM

Khellendros: "In place of the Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"


Winner
 
2013-02-19 10:54:56 AM

Sybarite: I for one welcome are equine overlord.


What?
 
2013-02-19 10:59:38 AM
Alien. Specifically, Beta Ray Bill.
 
2013-02-19 11:12:57 AM
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I have come for your immortal soul.
 
2013-02-19 11:20:46 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker has either became an alien or a cloneroan  hybrid of Ann Coulter's
 
2013-02-19 11:33:31 AM
Well all the text on the cover is written in some sort of alien Cardassian/Klingon language so maybe that's what they find attractive over there.
 
2013-02-19 11:36:30 AM
I'm kinda surprised she doesn't get editorial approval on photographs related to interviews she does.
 
2013-02-19 11:40:28 AM
I'm pretty sure she's a reptilian.
 
2013-02-19 11:41:54 AM
has either became? Do you even English, subby?
 
2013-02-19 11:47:13 AM
Now THERE'S a face made for podcasting.
 
2013-02-19 11:48:19 AM
People are weird.
 
2013-02-19 11:50:20 AM
Matthew Broderick now has sex for the pity.
 
2013-02-19 12:19:38 PM
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We had no idea Earth women could be so attractive!
 
2013-02-19 12:21:50 PM
I've had a crush on her since "Flight of the Navigator."

But that picture is terrible.
 
2013-02-19 12:41:52 PM
Will SJP horse jokes ever get old? I say neigh.
 
2013-02-19 12:41:53 PM
Neigh thank you.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:18 PM

mactobain: Headlines ending in a possessive make's my head hurt


I see what you did there

//You did that on purpose, right?
 
2013-02-19 01:36:25 PM

Bell's Boy: How Bazaar, How Bazaar.


you piece of crap...that song is stuck in my head now
 
2013-02-19 01:47:48 PM
Rather than making her look like an alien, did the photographer slantifize her eyes to make her look more attractive to an Asian market?
 
2013-02-19 02:05:46 PM
There is no Dana. Only Zuul
 
2013-02-19 02:30:08 PM

theurge14: Once upon a time in my younger days I saw a Bruce Willis movie called Striking Distance and for some strange reason the manly police chick partner of his caused a slight stir in my pants.

About that same time I saw some Disney movie called Hocus Pocus where three witches came back from the dead to try and capture more children.  The witches were supposed to be ugly but the goofy blonde one for some strange reason caused a slight stir in my pants.

So in conclusion I've determined that Sarah Jessica Parker causes strange stirs in pants.


She causes a stir in my pants too, but in more of an irritable bowel syndrome kind of way.
 
2013-02-19 02:46:19 PM
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2013-02-19 03:06:35 PM

Prey4reign: Rather than making her look like an alien, did the photographer slantifize her eyes to make her look more attractive to an Asian market?


Seeing as how Asian women are obsessed with being white, there really isn't any need to
 
2013-02-19 03:11:30 PM

thisiszombocom: Prey4reign: Rather than making her look like an alien, did the photographer slantifize her eyes to make her look more attractive to an Asian market?

Seeing as how Asian women are obsessed with being white, there really isn't any need to


Glad I wasn't the only one thinking the first; as far as the second, I think it's a subconscious thing to try to seem more familiar- Asian women may be obsessed with being white culturally, but that doesn't extend as far as having plastic surgery to look the part.
 
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