Summoner101: A clone hybrid of Ann Coulter's WHAT!?
Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I used to think Matthew Broderick got the better end of the deal. Now, not so much.
Mega Steve: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 272x350]You FOOLS! This isn't even her final form! Wait until you see her TRUE power!
quatchi: Why the long face?
Khellendros: "In place of the Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"
Sybarite: I for one welcome are equine overlord.
We had no idea Earth women could be so attractive!
mactobain: Headlines ending in a possessive make's my head hurt
Bell's Boy: How Bazaar, How Bazaar.
theurge14: Once upon a time in my younger days I saw a Bruce Willis movie called Striking Distance and for some strange reason the manly police chick partner of his caused a slight stir in my pants.About that same time I saw some Disney movie called Hocus Pocus where three witches came back from the dead to try and capture more children. The witches were supposed to be ugly but the goofy blonde one for some strange reason caused a slight stir in my pants.So in conclusion I've determined that Sarah Jessica Parker causes strange stirs in pants.
Prey4reign: Rather than making her look like an alien, did the photographer slantifize her eyes to make her look more attractive to an Asian market?
thisiszombocom: Prey4reign: Rather than making her look like an alien, did the photographer slantifize her eyes to make her look more attractive to an Asian market?Seeing as how Asian women are obsessed with being white, there really isn't any need to
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