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(Kinston Free Press)   Man who was not a patient stays in hospital for two days   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, patient stays, iced teas, crayola, Paul Bunyan, patients  
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5511 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2013 at 8:17 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-19 08:20:47 AM  
Your blog sucks.
2013-02-19 08:21:46 AM  
crack in his pants? It's something we're all guilty of
2013-02-19 08:22:11 AM  
What the Hell was that crap?
2013-02-19 08:26:05 AM  
I didn't know grade-schoolers were allowed to write for news sites. Oh. It's North Carolina.

Your crayon drawing did not make the refrigerator. Sorry.
2013-02-19 08:32:56 AM
2013-02-19 08:34:01 AM  
When did they lobotomize Dave Barry?

/sucked the funny right out of him
2013-02-19 08:36:00 AM  
Was anybody actually able to finish reading all of that?
2013-02-19 08:37:59 AM  
Yawn. That was like a 13 year old attempting to emulate Hunter S Thompson, but never having done any drugs at all or had any life experiences, completely failing.
2013-02-19 08:47:53 AM  
the fark?
2013-02-19 08:49:13 AM  
After reading three paragraphs that went nowhere, I gave up
2013-02-19 08:50:39 AM  
that was the biggest POS piece of crap i've ever run my eyes over. please out the author so we can collectively hire a FARK bus, drive to their house while downing multiple frothy mugs then line up and kick him/her in the crotch.

good god. there are just so many minutes in a lifetime. -shakes fist at clouds-
2013-02-19 08:51:54 AM  
I got a crazy milk-bread look in my eye while reading that.
2013-02-19 08:58:56 AM  
WTF did I just read?
After enduring THAT. I'm taking an Oxycodone and going back to sleep.
2013-02-19 09:06:23 AM  
I know what chicken salad is and I know chicken shyte is.  This article is not chicken salad.  The author appears to have a lot of issues in his life.
2013-02-19 09:11:53 AM  
Subby sucks and Mods are nuts.
2013-02-19 09:18:51 AM  
2 days? That will be $20,000 please.
2013-02-19 09:18:59 AM  
Can I have my two minutes back?
2013-02-19 09:21:44 AM  
I couldn't read past when he said the Hospital was the Matrix... Something something.
2013-02-19 09:56:56 AM  
WTF did I just read?
2013-02-19 10:24:06 AM
2013-02-19 12:46:53 PM  
milk-bread?  how does that go with milk-steak?
2013-02-19 01:36:16 PM  
His Web site surpasses TFA:
2013-02-19 01:43:58 PM  
Finally, a news article comment wins:  "After three paragraphs that didn't go anywhere, I stopped reading. What a waste of perfectly good bandwidth. "
2013-02-19 05:46:47 PM  
2013-02-19 10:09:08 PM  
He should have become a patient of that hospital.  In the psych ward.  Away from any computers.
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