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2013-02-19 08:35:05 AM
I started the video, then i saw the cactus.  Then I saw the guy is shirtless.  Then I started cringing.  And I turned the video off while he was still boxing the cactus.
 
2013-02-19 09:05:40 AM

SlothB77: I started the video, then i saw the cactus.  Then I saw the guy is shirtless.  Then I started cringing.  And I turned the video off while he was still boxing the cactus.


It goes exactly as you'd expect. Although him whining afterwards while his friends plucked cactus spines out of his skin was surprisingly gratifying.
 
2013-02-19 09:06:55 AM
Squealing, really.
 
2013-02-19 09:10:23 AM
"I'm going to sleep.  I'm going to farking sleep."
 
2013-02-19 09:22:28 AM
Why were the guys pulling out the spikes apologizing to him?
 
2013-02-19 09:43:15 AM
Reminds me of the Grape Lady.
 
2013-02-19 09:43:25 AM
Limey rednecks?
In my cholla?
It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-02-19 09:56:02 AM

Diogenes: Why were the guys pulling out the spikes apologizing to him?


Cactus needles have little barbs, kind of like a fish hook that make them harder to pull out than to go in.
 
2013-02-19 10:03:50 AM

DewJunkie: Diogenes: Why were the guys pulling out the spikes apologizing to him?

Cactus needles have little barbs, kind of like a fish hook that make them harder to pull out than to go in.


That part I get (and you can see that with one of the ones they pulled out).  I was speaking more generally.  He chose to do this.  Presumably they all knew what the consequence was.
 
2013-02-19 10:07:33 AM
much better than expected, in my opinion.
 
2013-02-19 10:08:48 AM
I'm thinking alcohol was involved on this one.."now watch this drive".

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2013-02-19 10:09:08 AM
No language warning for people at work?

Fark you subby!!!
 
2013-02-19 10:13:16 AM
What a shame cacti weren't poisonous.
 
2013-02-19 10:30:23 AM
Please let one needle cause permanent damage to his scrotum so he can't produce offspring. If there is a loving god anywhere in this universe, that idiot should not have kids.
 
2013-02-19 10:31:13 AM

toejam: Reminds me of the Grape Lady.


Ah yes:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk  The Grape lady
 
2013-02-19 10:46:33 AM
So, what was he thinking was going to happen, that his incredible fitness was going to let him bounce off the cactus harmlessly?
 
2013-02-19 10:51:37 AM

Diogenes: DewJunkie: Diogenes: Why were the guys pulling out the spikes apologizing to him?

Cactus needles have little barbs, kind of like a fish hook that make them harder to pull out than to go in.

That part I get (and you can see that with one of the ones they pulled out).  I was speaking more generally.  He chose to do this.   Presumably they all knew what the consequence was.


I doubt it. He was stupid enough to do this.

All that screaming would suggest that he did not expect that much pain.

RoxtarRyan: Please let one needle cause permanent damage to his scrotum so he can't produce offspring. If there is a loving god anywhere in this universe, that idiot should not have kids.


I hope so too.

Those needles even went though his boxing glove.
 
2013-02-19 10:56:51 AM
I double dog dare him to feed himself feet first into a wood shredder.
 
2013-02-19 11:03:41 AM

mrlewish: I double dog dare him to feed himself feet first into a wood shredder.


Head first.
 
2013-02-19 11:10:05 AM
It's well nigh impossible to resist the double dog dare........
 
2013-02-19 11:15:20 AM
i didn't watch it (currently at work) but I imagine his complaining was like that messed up girl getting a tattoo on her butthole.
 
2013-02-19 11:26:46 AM
How do we teach our children that a couple of hundreds of YouTube clicks is not worth making an ass out of yourself with these stupid videos?
 
2013-02-19 11:34:48 AM

Tanukis_Parachute: i didn't watch it (currently at work) but I imagine his complaining was like that messed up girl getting a tattoo on her butthole.


Mix that audio with the rape rape scene from Deliverance, and you nailed it dead-on.
 
2013-02-19 11:40:26 AM
Ah, my future ex wife.
 
2013-02-19 11:45:24 AM
They should have poured some rubbing alcohol all over him before pulling out the barbs.
 
2013-02-19 11:47:21 AM
not funny, clever and entertaining like Jackass. that's why you're just bleeding and in pain, while Jackass are millionaires.
 
2013-02-19 11:51:29 AM
Over the years, I've seen countless videos of people making fools of themselves, be it by accident or on purpose.
This one, however, has got to take 1st place. Can people really be this stupid?
 
2013-02-19 11:52:54 AM
What on earth would make you do that? WTF did he think would happen?
 
2013-02-19 11:53:09 AM

hinten: How do we teach our children that a couple of hundreds of YouTube clicks is not worth making an ass out of yourself with these stupid videos?


There have always been people acting "dumb" for the sake of comedy. These days, it is Youtube videos of people doing dumb stunts, 15 years ago, it was CKY/Jackass, and waaaay before that it was Three Stooges. Only these days, anyone and everyone has access to a camera and youtube. So, what used to be staged stunts about people hitting each other or getting things thrown at them or jumping off of bridges all relatively safely is now people claiming to be "internet comedians" running around giving random people wedgies, kids shooting fireworks at each others' nutsacks, or geniuses like this guy jumping shirtless onto a cactus plant with 2" long needles that penetrate boxing gloves quite easily.

Hate it all you want, but I can damn near guarantee there  were kids copying the Stoogies and literally poking their friends blind, or mimicking some other slapstick comedy act that was present at the time and hurt themselves. The bar hasn't really been lowered, it has adjusted itself along with the media and technology that is widely available to anyone with a cell phone and an internet connection so everyone can see it. Whereas before people only saw the filtered comedy that was allowed on TV and movies, you can see it everywhere.

Too much noise in the signal, man.
 
2013-02-19 11:57:35 AM
RoxtarRyan: The bar hasn't really been lowered, it has adjusted itself along with the media and technology that is widely available to anyone with a cell phone and an internet connection so everyone can see it. Whereas before people only saw the filtered comedy that was allowed on TV and movies, you can see it everywhere.

Too much noise in the signal, man.


I know who can save us.

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Who's that, it's HIM!!
 
2013-02-19 12:23:43 PM
I remember a jackass type show on mtv in europe called dirty sanchez. on one of the episodes they rubbed thistle or stinging nettles on their gentleman sausage as Jeremy Clarkson would say. last minute of that show i ever saw.
 
2013-02-19 12:28:36 PM

Langston: Squealing, really.


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Yep,  he was squealing.
 
2013-02-19 12:53:46 PM
I'm curious to know what he thought the expected outcome would be.
 
2013-02-19 01:40:31 PM

Langston: SlothB77: I started the video, then i saw the cactus.  Then I saw the guy is shirtless.  Then I started cringing.  And I turned the video off while he was still boxing the cactus.

It goes exactly as you'd expect. Although him whining afterwards while his friends plucked cactus spines out of his skin was surprisingly gratifying.


What a whiny, squealing little asshole. The only thing worse than an "Internet stuntman" is one that has the temerity to be surprised at the results of his "Internet stunt", and then scream about it like a toddler with a skinned knee.

He's not just an attention whore, he's a sad little attention whore.
 
2013-02-19 02:22:51 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again; it's time for breeding permits.
 
2013-02-19 02:55:03 PM

hinten: How do we teach our children that a couple of hundreds of YouTube clicks is not worth making an ass out of yourself with these stupid videos?


I would suggest it's unlikely you could teach people like this guy any such thing. Or any thing at all, really.

Some people are just born stupid attention whores. Most of them will eventually die stupid attention whores. Hopefully young.
 
2013-02-19 03:39:32 PM
what an idiot. hope you enjoyed yourself.
 
2013-02-19 03:51:53 PM
It'd have been equally entertaining if he'd just shot himself in the face with a short-barreled shotgun...

Either one would have demonstrated his intelligence just fine.
 
2013-02-19 04:38:37 PM
watching that made my butthole a little smaller
 
2013-02-19 05:36:35 PM
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2013-02-19 06:33:29 PM
Unbelievable.  People like this should be shot before they reproduce. And his parents should be shot for spawning an intentional idiot.
 
2013-02-19 07:05:34 PM

Maud Dib: I'm thinking alcohol was involved on this one.."now watch this drive".

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I hate jumping cholla the most. barely touch them and a whole section goes with it. Tangled with some a few times as a kid going out in the desert.  Had to have a comb handy to pull the section and stickers out.  The stickers go in deep enough to stay in but after they are taken out, they itch for a bit.  Feel sorry for the guy in the picture who probably didn't know what he was getting into when he retrieved a golf ball.

 As for the video guy, didn't have to watch to know the outcome.
 
2013-02-19 08:27:23 PM
But was the cactus OK?
 
2013-02-20 01:56:57 AM
I don't think that guy even knows what a bodyslam is.
 
2013-02-20 02:46:19 AM
I was amused by this.  Stupidity should hurt.
 
2013-02-20 02:51:58 AM
This video reminds me of an incident that took place years ago.  I was probably in the 3rd or 4th grade and was waiting on the corner with maybe 8 other kids, two of which were these 2 brothers.  They were 'the big kids' so they must have been in the 7th or 8th grade. (the school was K~8 so everybody road the same bus).  Anyway this one morning they got into it with each other and one of the brothers shoved the other one back and sort of on top of this hedge of firethorn bushes.  I don't know if firethorn is the correct name but that's what everybody called them and they had wicked long thorns.  The brother who landed in the firethorn bushes started yelling and screaming similar to the genius in the video.  AAAAHHHH AAAAHHH AAAAHHH  PULL ME UP PULL ME UP!!!!  AAAAHHH AAAHHH AAAHHHH!!!  It was pretty funny.

/csb
//well it was cool to me
 
2013-02-20 06:09:21 AM
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is it wrong of me to have been wishing for one of his friends to dose him with this while pulling needles?
 
2013-02-20 11:23:36 AM
YOU DISERVE THIS! YOU DISERVE EVERY SECOND OF THIS! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!
 
2013-02-21 12:28:59 AM
Do it again please, and again, and again....
 
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