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(Patch)   As for the crack pipe found in his jeans, he told police he smoked crack years ago and that it must have been in his jeans for a long time   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, crack pipe, Greenfield, 34th Street  
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1464 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2013 at 8:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-19 02:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
seems legit.
2013-02-19 09:46:08 AM  
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tukatz: The man told police he had smoked the Fentanyl patch by placing it on aluminum foil, lighting it from underneath and using a straw to smoke it. He told police he had never done it before and that it was his girlfriend's idea.

The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable.   And he agreed.  They're perfect for each other.

The instructions are not complete.  You snip a corner off the patch and squeeze the jelly onto the foil, then heat it until the jelly vaporizes.  Inhale that stuff and you're in for a very pleasant 20-30 minutes.  Certainly you should not be inhaling the vapor from melting plastic.
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