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(Patch)   As for the crack pipe found in his jeans, he told police he smoked crack years ago and that it must have been in his jeans for a long time   (greenfield.patch.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-19 02:26:57 AM
The man told police he had smoked the Fentanyl patch by placing it on aluminum foil, lighting it from underneath and using a straw to smoke it. He told police he had never done it before and that it was his girlfriend's idea.

The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable.   And he agreed.  They're perfect for each other.
 
2013-02-19 08:15:18 AM

tukatz: The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable. And he agreed. They're perfect for each other.


Considering you can cut tiny bits off those bastards or even used ones,I know some gross and farked up people,and get high from sticking them in your mouth they really do sound brilliant.
 
2013-02-19 08:19:09 AM

A Terrible Human: tukatz: The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable. And he agreed. They're perfect for each other.

Considering you can cut tiny bits off those bastards or even used ones,I know some gross and farked up people,and get high from sticking them in your mouth they really do sound brilliant.


i ate them before, it does nothing.  maybe makes u a bit tired.  all it does is taste like gummy worms
 
2013-02-19 08:39:19 AM
I used to love watching COPS on tv and seeing morons try to tell the officer stuff like this.

"Officer...these aren't my pants...that must be someone else's crack pipe."
"Well then whose pants are they?"
"I dunno officer...I jus borrowed 'em from some guy..."

Officer:
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2013-02-19 08:51:13 AM

SubBass49: I used to love watching COPS on tv and seeing morons try to tell the officer stuff like this.

"Officer...these aren't my pants...that must be someone else's crack pipe."
"Well then whose pants are they?"
"I dunno officer...I jus borrowed 'em from some guy..."

Officer:
[l3.yimg.com image 550x724]


unrelated question: is she 18 yet?
on topic: you have to love the desperation of drug addicts when it comes to getting high... I should know (have known)
 
2013-02-19 09:46:08 AM

tukatz: The man told police he had smoked the Fentanyl patch by placing it on aluminum foil, lighting it from underneath and using a straw to smoke it. He told police he had never done it before and that it was his girlfriend's idea.

The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable.   And he agreed.  They're perfect for each other.



The instructions are not complete.  You snip a corner off the patch and squeeze the jelly onto the foil, then heat it until the jelly vaporizes.  Inhale that stuff and you're in for a very pleasant 20-30 minutes.  Certainly you should not be inhaling the vapor from melting plastic.
 
2013-02-19 12:01:14 PM

Cats_Lie: tukatz: The man told police he had smoked the Fentanyl patch by placing it on aluminum foil, lighting it from underneath and using a straw to smoke it. He told police he had never done it before and that it was his girlfriend's idea.

The girlfriend thought that inhaling smoke from a melting plastic patch would be enjoyable.   And he agreed.  They're perfect for each other.


The instructions are not complete.  You snip a corner off the patch and squeeze the jelly onto the foil, then heat it until the jelly vaporizes.  Inhale that stuff and you're in for a very pleasant 20-30 minutes.  Certainly you should not be inhaling the vapor from melting plastic.


#1.  Considering the article states the guy's lips were turning blue and he was gasping for breath..... I'm gonna stick with the assumption that he actually smoked the plastic part.

#2.  Your detailed instructions make me want to send you intervention packets.

#3.  Yes, cats lie.  All of the time.  And they're excellent at it.
 
2013-02-19 02:35:45 PM
seems legit.
 
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