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(Opposing Views)   Beautiful women seduce men into giving them nudes on Facebook, use the nudes for blackmail   (opposingviews.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-19 09:06:20 AM  
Sucker, that wasn't my junk!
 
2013-02-19 09:08:14 AM  
I almost want to feel sorry for the poor schmucks but then I just start laughing.

/I'm a terrible person.
 
2013-02-19 09:20:10 AM  
"If you would, please use the shots where I'm fully aroused. I'm really more of a grower than a shower."
 
2013-02-19 09:33:57 AM  
Turning the penis back on these guys?
 
2013-02-19 09:35:15 AM  
Really?  I always thought this sort of blackmail was something women worried about.

Especially in college/starter job, I'm doubt you could find someone to show a penis pic too that hadn't already seen my penis.  Sure some of them only in pics where they were passed out drunk and I was teabagging their forehead but still.
 
2013-02-19 09:35:26 AM  
only the stupid ones
 
2013-02-19 09:35:56 AM  
Don't give TFettes any ideas.
 
2013-02-19 09:37:11 AM  
Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.

http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gif
 
2013-02-19 09:38:54 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-19 09:39:09 AM  
Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?
 
2013-02-19 09:40:10 AM  

Girion47: Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.

http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gif


rofl
 
hej
2013-02-19 09:40:25 AM  
There's consequences to adding people I don't know on Fb?
 
2013-02-19 09:40:46 AM  

Pappas: Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?


count their money?
 
2013-02-19 09:41:07 AM  
Wait, you're telling me the women on Craigslist Casual Encounters and AdultFriendFinders.com AREN'T lonely housewives with a high sex drive who just want a NSA good time? Well, there go my weekend plans.
 
2013-02-19 09:41:29 AM  

Pappas: Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?


Seduce other guys! Even at $25 bucks per blackmail, you can really make up for it in volume
 
2013-02-19 09:41:32 AM  
There are still people stupid enough to put naked pictures of themselves on the internet (and not behind a pay wall)?
 
2013-02-19 09:43:51 AM  
 
2013-02-19 09:44:33 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: There are still people stupid enough to put naked pictures of themselves on the internet (and not behind a pay wall)?


Pay walls are basically foolproof.
 
2013-02-19 09:44:55 AM  
What idiot wouldn't know this is a scam to begin with?   Heck, even when my wife tells me she wants to see me nude, I don't believe it for a second and wonder what she's up to.
 
2013-02-19 09:45:17 AM  

Polyhazard: The My Little Pony Killer: There are still people stupid enough to put naked pictures of themselves on the internet (and not behind a pay wall)?

Pay walls are basically foolproof.


My point was that you are not a porn star.  Keep it in your pants, stud, because that picture stopped being private the instant you hit 'send.'
 
2013-02-19 09:45:32 AM  
Sounds like Darwinism in affect here.
 
2013-02-19 09:45:44 AM  

Girion47: Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.

http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gif


Lol As disturbing as everything else on chatroulette
 
2013-02-19 09:46:01 AM  
I'd be like "whatever" and go ahead and post the pics online anyway.  Might be slightly embarrassing anyway, but they're not getting the farking money.
 
2013-02-19 09:47:48 AM  
"Left confused, Danny receives an email and phone call from a man who demands $50,000 and tells him that if he is not paid, the images will be made public."

Danny: What are you wearing?
Blackmailer: What?  No, we're talking about $50,000, pervert!
Danny: Oh.  Your number's 555-1212?  I'll meet your at the police station with "the money".
Blackmailer: Did you just use air-quotes over the phone?
Danny: Ah yeah, you know it!  Meet you at the police station.  :-)
 
2013-02-19 09:49:57 AM  
I don't care. Naked shots of my junk and a turkey baster shoved into delicate areas are my gift to the world. Who are you to deny my art???
 
2013-02-19 09:51:34 AM  
and how are you going to prove that's my junk?
 
2013-02-19 09:53:25 AM  
I wouldn't mind.  I might be 46, but I have the body of a 24 year old.


Seriously. When someone asks for a pic, I give them one of a good looking 24 year old.
 
2013-02-19 09:56:23 AM  
Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in you.
 
2013-02-19 09:56:32 AM  

olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?


Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.
 
2013-02-19 09:57:49 AM  
Moobs or it didn't happen.

/no, I don't want to see any
 
2013-02-19 10:05:51 AM  

Mega Steve: Pappas: Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?

Seduce other guys! Even at $25 bucks per blackmail, you can really make up for it in volume


Redefining the old chestnut "quantity over quality".
 
2013-02-19 10:07:36 AM  

Lochsteppe: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.


: Enhance 224 to 176.
: Enhance. Stop.
: Move in. Stop.
: Pull out, track right. Stop.
: Center and pull back. Stop.
: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
: Enhance 34 to 36.
: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
: Enhance 34 to 46.
: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
: Enhance 15 to 23.
: Gimme a hard copy right there.
 
2013-02-19 10:07:56 AM  

Girion47: Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.

http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gif


Those girls do <i>not</i> look old enough to be showing their boobs.
 
2013-02-19 10:09:28 AM  

OniNeko: Girion47: Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gifThose girls do <i>not</i> look old enough to be showing their boobs.

Good to know fark is making it easier for everyone besides people that know what they're doing to post./off to find a "default to Raw HTML" toggle.
 
2013-02-19 10:11:11 AM  

Girion47: Fark won't let me post it directly, but best chatroulette scam ever.

http://lolpics.se/pics/2858.gif


They could have save that chick's life.
 
2013-02-19 10:16:39 AM  

Pappas: Mega Steve: Pappas: Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?

Seduce other guys! Even at $25 bucks per blackmail, you can really make up for it in volume

Redefining the old chestnut "quantity over quality".


I don't think you'll find much quality with the type of guys that will send pictures of their junk to strange women.

Those aren't warts, baby. They're love nodules
 
2013-02-19 10:17:37 AM  

olapbill: Lochsteppe: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.

: Enhance 224 to 176.
: Enhance. Stop.
: Move in. Stop.
: Pull out, track right. Stop.
: Center and pull back. Stop.
: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
: Enhance 34 to 36.
: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
: Enhance 34 to 46.
: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
: Enhance 15 to 23.
: Gimme a hard copy right there.


I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2013-02-19 10:22:09 AM  

SuperChuck: olapbill: Lochsteppe: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.

: Enhance 224 to 176.
: Enhance. Stop.
: Move in. Stop.
: Pull out, track right. Stop.
: Center and pull back. Stop.
: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
: Enhance 34 to 36.
: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
: Enhance 34 to 46.
: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
: Enhance 15 to 23.
: Gimme a hard copy right there.

I have the weirdest boner right now


Stop.
 
2013-02-19 10:24:18 AM  
Oh noes! (wink, wink!) I hope no beautiful women on here (wink, wink) trick *me* into sending them pictures of my junk! (wink wink)

/EIP
 
2013-02-19 10:36:22 AM  

Mega Steve: Pappas: Mega Steve: Pappas: Since "seducing" most guys into giving them nudes would take approximately 3 minutes, what do they do with the rest of their day?
Seduce other guys! Even at $25 bucks per blackmail, you can really make up for it in volume
Redefining the old chestnut "quantity over quality".
I don't think you'll find much quality with the type of guys that will send pictures of their junk to strange women.
Those aren't warts, baby. They're love nodules


Ribbed for her pleasure!

/*shudder*
 
2013-02-19 10:39:50 AM  

olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?


www.wearysloth.com

"that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere "
 
2013-02-19 11:11:05 AM  
You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass
- Diamond Joe Quimby
 
2013-02-19 11:36:54 AM  
Pics of my junk are already spread across the internet, so... do your best, b@#!$
 
2013-02-19 11:53:40 AM  
Hey. I usually have to pay people to look at pics of MY penis.
 
2013-02-19 12:11:44 PM  

James F. Campbell: Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in you.


This
 
2013-02-19 12:21:23 PM  

Gunderson: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

"that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere "


Can you even have a mole on your wee-wee? If you do, I'd get it looked at (by a medical professional)?
 
2013-02-19 12:43:49 PM  

olapbill: Lochsteppe: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.

: Enhance 224 to 176.
: Enhance. Stop.
: Move in. Stop.
: Pull out, track right. Stop.
: Center and pull back. Stop.
: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
: Enhance 34 to 36.
: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
: Enhance 34 to 46.
: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
: Enhance 15 to 23.
: Gimme a hard copy right there.


Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian. Mr. Deckard?

/go ahead, guess
 
2013-02-19 01:08:07 PM  

olapbill: Lochsteppe: olapbill: and how are you going to prove that's my junk?

Forensic penile analysis has advanced considerably in the past decade.

: Enhance 224 to 176.
: Enhance. Stop.
: Move in. Stop.
: Pull out, track right. Stop.
: Center and pull back. Stop.
: Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
: Enhance 34 to 36.
: Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
: Enhance 34 to 46.
: Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
: Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
: Enhance 15 to 23.
: Gimme a hard copy right there.


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-19 02:12:26 PM  
This plan doesn't work out for them if you're hung like a horse... it's more like free advertising.
 
2013-02-19 03:13:02 PM  
It's the internet, who bothers with real pics of themselves anyway.  See if they will fall for a pic of Ron Jeremy as you.
 
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