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(Fox News)   For WCBS-NY news at 11, I'm Robert Morrison, and I might have to choke a biatch   (foxnews.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-18 11:57:12 PM  
Guys?  Assuming you're not just a violent  dickhead, if a woman gets you *that* f*cking mad her, and on purpose, smile, sit quietly, and we she goes to bed, grab your sh*t and blow.  Bail.  New girl time.  Seriously.  And stop getting married, you dolts.  It doesn't work out for our team anymore.
 
2013-02-19 12:02:12 AM  
He's no Jim Jensen -- I bet he choked a few biatches in his lifetime
 
2013-02-19 12:33:25 AM  
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/hot like this guy's soon-to-be ex-wife
 
2013-02-19 01:39:32 AM  

FTFA: They say Morrison had been belligerent toward CBS financial news anchor Ashley Morrison throughout the night and wrapped his hands around her neck.

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I guess...

You could say...

Her recovery...

Hit a bottleneck...

 
2013-02-19 05:46:31 AM  
Why does the dude always get thrown in jail?  Looks like she farkin' maimed him!

/Love to have make-up sex with that kitten....
 
2013-02-19 05:49:32 AM  
I'd trade her derivatives.
 
2013-02-19 05:53:10 AM  
Sometimes you just have to walk away dude.
 
2013-02-19 05:54:04 AM  

bunner: Guys?  Assuming you're not just a violent  dickhead, if a woman gets you *that* f*cking mad her, and on purpose, smile, sit quietly, and we she goes to bed, grab your sh*t and blow.  Bail.  New girl time.  Seriously.  And stop getting married, you dolts.  It doesn't work out for our team anymore.


And stop calling her a biatch. That might help.
 
2013-02-19 05:55:50 AM  
You gotta know when to fold 'em, man.
 
2013-02-19 06:03:05 AM  
Choking... His wife.  I honestly dont get it. Of all people.  Why does someone marry a perdon they want to choke?
 
2013-02-19 06:10:21 AM  

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/hot like this guy's soon-to-be ex-wife


Call it like it is: he has crazy eyes.  Just reverse the maxim: don't let crazy stick it in.
 
2013-02-19 06:22:09 AM  

Happy Hours: Amusing.....I only skimmed the article, but I didn't think domestic violence was supposed to be amusing

Did I miss something?


Apparently when those involved are local celebrities it graduates from horrible to amusing.
 
2013-02-19 06:22:11 AM  
been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.
 
2013-02-19 06:25:03 AM  
Can't believe not posted yet yadda yadda bada bing...
 
2013-02-19 06:26:45 AM  

KrispyKritter: been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.


then get a divorce, dude.
 
2013-02-19 06:28:25 AM  
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2013-02-19 06:28:57 AM  
In fairness, it's damned aggravating when she won't make you a sammich.
 
2013-02-19 06:30:59 AM  

KrispyKritter: been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.


I believe they recently changed the law to make murder a criminal offense.

Damn big government, legislating morality and telling free citizens who they can't kill.
 
2013-02-19 06:32:12 AM  

KrispyKritter: been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.


Yeah, but puncturing your doll in a fit of petulance when she deflates slightly when confronted by your throbbing "manhood" isn't really in the same ballpark, is it, dude?

/ballpark
 
2013-02-19 06:48:02 AM  
Are they both gonna keep their day jobs after this or will the bad publicity kill one or both careers?
 
2013-02-19 07:15:43 AM  
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2013-02-19 07:43:48 AM  
What did he do, force a piece of food into her throat that cut off the air? That's what choking is. Perhaps instead he STRANGLED her by putting his hands around her neck and cutting off her airway and/or blood to her brain.
 
2013-02-19 07:57:43 AM  

poe_zlaw: KrispyKritter: been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.

then get a divorce, dude.


Absolutely understand the sentiment. Thank god I'm willing to let him live most days. I'd cut you if you hurt him, but some days it's best if we avoid one another.
 
2013-02-19 07:57:50 AM  

steerforth: KrispyKritter: been married a long time. honestly understand a man choking or killing his wife. oh yes. surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Yeah, but puncturing your doll in a fit of petulance when she deflates slightly when confronted by your throbbing "manhood" isn't really in the same ballpark, is it, dude?

/ballpark


Wow. Project much?
 
2013-02-19 07:58:15 AM  

bunner: Guys?  Assuming you're not just a violent  dickhead, if a woman gets you *that* f*cking mad her, and on purpose, smile, sit quietly, and we she goes to bed, grab your sh*t and blow.  Bail.  New girl time.  Seriously.   And stop getting married, you dolts.  It doesn't work out for our team anymore.

 
2013-02-19 07:59:29 AM  
 
2013-02-19 08:18:13 AM  
Between this guy and Greg Kelly, maybe the NYPD should increase their patrols of local newsrooms.
 
2013-02-19 08:26:31 AM  
what was going on at the couple's home in Darien.

Are they Aryan?

//too obscure?
 
2013-02-19 08:35:48 AM  
Were their ratings slipping?

Because I've watched Network more than once.
 
2013-02-19 08:35:59 AM  
Both Stepford Wives movies were filled in Darien. Maybe she violated one of Asimov's three laws.
 
2013-02-19 09:54:20 AM  
Must've been gettin' truculent.
 
2013-02-19 10:04:08 AM  
The really funny thing is that the Channel 2 anchors were reporting this with undisguised glee. I saw that last evening and got a huge laugh.
 
2013-02-19 10:21:14 AM  
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2013-02-19 10:37:51 AM  
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/really? how i'm the bewbs on this is amazing
 
2013-02-19 11:09:33 AM  
"The arresting officers said they heard Rob Morrison threaten to do his wife more harm while they were processing him"

Not...not really helpin' your case there, dude.
 
2013-02-19 03:27:48 PM  
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