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2013-02-19 05:30:55 AM
I apologize, that was rude.  You are not a moron, youve just been brainwashed.  I am truly sorry.

But where does all of this water go?  You seem to have ignored everything but the one thing  you can refute.  I apologize again for falling for it.
 
2013-02-19 05:56:03 AM
I prefer horse now. Does that make a difference?
 
2013-02-19 05:57:23 AM
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2013-02-19 06:05:48 AM
All meat threads remind me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
 
2013-02-19 06:13:34 AM

log_jammin: 12349876: But the extra veggies for humans would be less than the veggie that goes into the cow without producing meat.

some, sure. but we'd still be using the very thing the article claims is "killing the planet". To me it seems more logical to find ways to fix the two things directly causing the harm. as long as fertalizers and pesticides are polluting the environment then the problem still exists. find ways to prevent that. not eating a burger on even number days won't change a thing.


Last time I looked at the numbers, it wasn't even close... everyone being more veggie would help things dramatically. Just admit as I did that meat is worth it, because it is that good.
 
2013-02-19 06:20:34 AM

I sound fat: You are not a moron, youve just been brainwashed.


how is he brainwashed? alll he did was show you something you said you'd never seen before.
 
2013-02-19 06:26:38 AM
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suck it, vegan/vegetarian scum.
 
2013-02-19 06:38:16 AM

namatad: Your meat habits are killing the planetno. no it is not.
the planet is not dying. period.
nothing that the humans do will ever kill the planet.

please take your religion and shove it up your arse.
in fact, if you really think that humans ARE killing the planet, why are you still alive?
killing yourself would literally be the best thing that you could do for the planet.

/god I HATE these people. BRB going to eat some veal and release a couple of tons of co2


The true anti-intellectual has spoken.

I'm not sure if this is real or a take on poe's law, but it's certainly the attitude of many. It's fark you I'm going to trash everything and over consume as much as I want because supply and resources are infinite. Our ability to produce has very real limits, and while grocery stores present the illusion that food is infinite, I can assure you it is not. Consuming less would probably make you healthier, happier and contribute to a more sustainable world, but go ahead and be an impetuous petulant child that believes your decisions exist in a vacuum.
 
2013-02-19 07:03:39 AM
"The planet" ain't gonna die. Massive ecosystem collapse and mass extinctions, sure. But that's happened before.
 
2013-02-19 07:56:56 AM
Lets see if I got this straight. We're eating so much meat, that farmers are having to use pesticides and fertilizers to grow enough grains to feed the cattle, which in turn pollutes the planet. So we're supposed to give up the meat, which would mean that us humans would now be eating all those grains we currently feed the cattle. How exactly does this help?
 
2013-02-19 07:59:48 AM

log_jammin: 12349876: Takes a lot more than one pound of plant to make one pound of meat.

and if we're eating less meat, then we would be eating more vegetables. that pound of plant is just going to make meat on a different animal. us.


Except there's one fewer "layer" inefficiently using resources.  I'm not even talking about farming techniques, just going up the food chain inefficiently consumes energy.  That's why there are far, far more herbivores than carnivores.  If it's 16 lbs of corn to make 1 lb of beef then a human got four 4 ounce portions of beef.

I sound fat: Next time someone with a cause (like vegetarianism) to sell you gives you a pretty graphic, just do an estimation in your head and see if it makes ANY sense in the real world.


Sure dude, just follow your gut and do a back of the envelope calculation.  Skepticism is healthy, but you're not going to get anywhere with an estimation unless you're already an expert in the field in question.  There are just too many variables to consider and too many cognitive biases that can skew judgement and clear thinking.
 
2013-02-19 08:03:00 AM

I sound fat: what part of "around here"  and fertile corn country confuses you,  moron?


So, you weren't extrapolating water requirements for cattle from "around there" to "everywhere else?"  Man, I am dumb for thinking that you were.

I sound fat: I apologize, that was rude.  You are not a moron, youve just been brainwashed.  I am truly sorry.

But where does all of this water go?  You seem to have ignored everything but the one thing  you can refute.  I apologize again for falling for it.


Brainwashed ... how exactly?  I don't care how much water it costs, I like steak.  I guess I'm kinda a jerk like that, but brainwashed?

As for the water, the water goes into the corn.  The corn goes into just about everything else, because it's so damned cheap.
 
2013-02-19 08:19:20 AM
Let me translate that whole article for you

"The UN wants to control your life and here's their latest BS stunt to do it"
 
2013-02-19 08:24:26 AM
I had barbeque 2 days in a row last week. I just want to watch the world burn.

/didn't read the article
 
2013-02-19 08:57:31 AM
Let me give a try at the translate button:

"We'd like to tax something you like."
 
2013-02-19 09:08:55 AM
I love the "it takes lots of water to make a steak".  Most of that water feel from the sky and went down hill until it got to the ocean.  Some of it was absorbed in plants or the cow.  Most of the water that went in the cow came out and back into the air or the ground.  The rest either ended up in the waste of processing the cow or went into a person... where it then went into the air or headed along a journey to the ocean.  I don't think they should have counted the water that feel on a road that might have been used by a truck as part of their calculation.
 
2013-02-19 09:52:11 AM

I sound fat: Notabunny: 1,800 to 2,500 gallons of water go into making 1 pound of beef

Wow, this combined with the nice graphical statistic right above it that claims 220 gallons per pound makes me wonder if both of your studies are just making crap up.

/ come on now... 25 HUNDRED gallons of water?  your source is full of shiat.


Such a persuasive rebuttal. Care to share your data source?
 
2013-02-19 10:04:18 AM
Who cares?

If this planet is going down, I want it to go down in flames!


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-19 10:42:44 AM
I'm not a vegetarian by any means, but there are a lot of people in this thread who sound stupid and fat.
 
2013-02-19 10:49:13 AM

namatad: Your meat habits are killing the planetno. no it is not.
the planet is not dying. period.
nothing that the humans do will ever kill the planet.

please take your religion and shove it up your arse.
in fact, if you really think that humans ARE killing the planet, why are you still alive?
killing yourself would literally be the best thing that you could do for the planet.

/god I HATE these people. BRB going to eat some veal and release a couple of tons of co2


I tend to agree with you. The planet existed before humans, and it will continue to exist after we successfully kill ourselves off.
 
2013-02-19 11:11:09 AM

12349876: log_jammin: 12349876: But the extra veggies for humans would be less than the veggie that goes into the cow without producing meat.

some, sure. but we'd still be using the very thing the article claims is "killing the planet". To me it seems more logical to find ways to fix the two things directly causing the harm. as long as fertalizers and pesticides are polluting the environment then the problem still exists. find ways to prevent that. not eating a burger on even number days won't change a thing.

I'm not an extreme "don't eat any meat" person, but meat requires a lot more resources to get x amount of food than it takes to get x amount from plants, especially in the larger animals, and cutting back would have some impact on resource allocation, though your idea of dealing with pollutants is a much more complete, though also much more difficult task.


What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger


http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/06/27/155527365/visualizing-a- na tion-of-meat-eaters


Enough to power a microwave for 18 minutes? Even when they cheat by throwing in the fossil fuels required to drive a steak to its final destination they still fail. Might as well say "enough to run an ez bake oven for an hour."
 
2013-02-19 11:39:04 AM
Disagrees:

userserve-ak.last.fm

/Obscure?
 
2013-02-19 11:46:45 AM

I sound fat: Okay, you got me thinking.


It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking...I shouldn't do so much of it.
www.theginblog.com
 
2013-02-19 11:52:44 AM

ReapTheChaos: Lets see if I got this straight. We're eating so much meat, that farmers are having to use pesticides and fertilizers to grow enough grains to feed the cattle, which in turn pollutes the planet. So we're supposed to give up the meat, which would mean that us humans would now be eating all those grains we currently feed the cattle. How exactly does this help?


It would help because we don't eat nearly as much grain as a cow does.
 
2013-02-19 12:01:14 PM
12349876:
What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger

What it takes me:

1) 30-06 rifle and bullet
2) sharp knife
3) meat grinder
4) wrapping paper and plastic wrap
5) elbow grease
6) a freezer.

There done
 
2013-02-19 12:05:37 PM

HeadLever: 12349876:
What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger

What it takes me:

1) 30-06 rifle and bullet
2) sharp knife
3) meat grinder
4) wrapping paper and plastic wrap
5) elbow grease
6) a freezer.

There done


I was with you up to step 4, but who wants to eat a greasy, frozen quarter pounder? Eww.
 
2013-02-19 12:08:11 PM

I sound fat: Wow, this combined with the nice graphical statistic right above it that claims 220 gallons per pound makes me wonder if both of your studies are just making crap up.

/ come on now... 25 HUNDRED gallons of water? your source is full of shiat.


The entire concept of 'virtual water' is pretty much bunk.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:33 PM
newest threat? really subby? welcome to earth. where have you been your whole life?
 
2013-02-19 05:20:22 PM

namatad: literally


Not to defend the article, but you think "planet" literally means the rocky part and not the green and blue bits?  That deep thinking goes far in explaining your rage.
 
2013-02-19 05:31:02 PM

timujin: HeadLever: 12349876:
What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger

What it takes me:

1) 30-06 rifle and bullet
2) sharp knife
3) meat grinder
4) wrapping paper and plastic wrap
5) elbow grease
6) a freezer.

There done

I was with you up to step 4, but who wants to eat a greasy, frozen quarter pounder? Eww.


correction: greasy AND frozen
 
2013-02-19 05:32:09 PM

jakrabit: timujin: HeadLever: 12349876:
What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger

What it takes me:

1) 30-06 rifle and bullet
2) sharp knife
3) meat grinder
4) wrapping paper and plastic wrap
5) elbow grease
6) a freezer.

There done

I was with you up to step 4, but who wants to eat a greasy, frozen quarter pounder? Eww.

correction: greasy AND frozen


nevermind me. forgot the bourbon for my coffee
 
2013-02-20 01:09:00 AM
Excuse me, I have a brief announcement.

Meat is murder.

That is all.
 
2013-02-20 04:59:13 AM
timujin:

[M]eat consumption has not only grown per person, but also as a whole due to rising population levels.

Thus my argument for cannibalism: eating people reduces the human population and reduces demand for other meats. It's a win/win situation, especially considering we can eat vegetarians as easily as regular people and reduce the need for other meats even more. So it's not that there are too many people, it's that there are too few cannibals.

We can shorten the food chain even more by eating dumplings.

Save the planet: each one eat one!
 
2013-02-20 05:01:02 AM
Tiiba:

Meat is murder.

So there's no difference between eating pork and human.
 
2013-02-20 05:07:16 AM
namatad:

in fact, if you really think that humans ARE killing the planet, why are you still alive?
killing yourself would literally be the best thing that you could do for the planet.


Save the planet: kill yourself!

I stay alive to spread the word.

You know those movies where most humans are dead? That's my idea of heaven. It'd be so much easier to rule the world if I'm the only person on it. But eventually I'll have to go back to eating Spam and canned beans.
 
2013-02-20 05:11:52 AM
12349876:

What does it take to make a quarter pound hamburger

[www.npr.org image 462x479]
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/06/27/155527365/visualizing-a- na tion-of-meat-eaters


What does it take to make a 1/4 pound Farker burger?

You're welcome to start with me. I've got to be good for something.
 
2013-02-20 05:15:06 AM
Bonzo_1116:

Too much disease burden to directly eat other humans.

You don't east them raw, silly. Don't you cook pig? Even sewer rat is safe to east if it's dressed & roasted.
 
2013-02-20 05:17:44 AM
log_jammin:

I've been trying to eat a lot more fish lately. like 5 days a week or more for the past month or so.

Fish is just as bad if you're eating wild-caught: the supply of ocean fish dwindles daily. Farmed fish is better, especially fish like catfish that can eat anything.
 
2013-02-20 06:43:50 AM

The One True TheDavid: Thus my argument for cannibalism: eating people reduces the human population and reduces demand for other meats. It's a win/win situation, especially considering we can eat vegetarians as easily as regular people and reduce the need for other meats even more. So it's not that there are too many people, it's that there are too few cannibals.


I have no problem with what you're saying, and I think that there will come a time where the consensus of the morality of eating Manmeat will sway in it's favour, but, there comes a point where they'll have to start mass farming humans to keep up with demands. "Well, demand only free-range, non GM, OrganicTM Manmeat" the neo hippies will tell us. "My fat ass I will, it's my constitutional right to eat as much as I want" will be the thoughts of the average joe on the streets of Northern Texas (formarly canada)
 
2013-02-20 10:08:19 PM

The One True TheDavid: Tiiba:

Meat is murder.

So there's no difference between eating pork and human.


That's not what I said at all, you know that. Eating humans is much worse, because they can scream in English, and make human-recognizable expressions of agony, which means that they feel pain. Pigs only squeal and struggle, so it's like pain, but it's really just their brains detecting damage and attempting to move away from the thing that caused it. Also, humans have political power, which is another thing necessary to really feel pain.

So yes, when a powerful man rapes a poor man's six-year-old daughter and gets away with it, it's because his feelings actually matter more than hers do.
 
2013-02-20 10:50:32 PM

Tiiba: Eating humans is much worse, because they can scream in English, and make human-recognizable expressions of agony, which means that they feel pain.


And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

/murder indeed
 
2013-02-21 01:07:26 AM

HeadLever: Tiiba: Eating humans is much worse, because they can scream in English, and make human-recognizable expressions of agony, which means that they feel pain.

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

/murder indeed


Hmm. I never thought about it this way. Of course, the eating of carrots is just as evil as eating meat. I mean, who's to say that they don't feel pain just because they have no brains or pain nerves? It's the same sort of bigotry as eating pigs because they can't cuss. I can't believe I've been so blind. Thank you, brother, for you opened my eyes.

But I'm afraid I'm not ready to switch to a bacterium-based diet. I'll have to get over the squeamishness. So as an interim solution, I will now sprinkle all my vegetables with painkillers before I eat them. Also, I will try to use farmers that used the same humane gesture during the harvest.

Oh God, the horror. Those poor carrots.
 
2013-02-21 03:14:48 AM

Tiiba: The One True TheDavid: Tiiba:

Meat is murder.

So there's no difference between eating pork and human.

That's not what I said at all, you know that. Eating humans is much worse, because they can scream in English, and make human-recognizable expressions of agony, which means that they feel pain. Pigs only squeal and struggle, so it's like pain, but it's really just their brains detecting damage and attempting to move away from the thing that caused it. Also, humans have political power, which is another thing necessary to really feel pain.

So yes, when a powerful man rapes a poor man's six-year-old daughter and gets away with it, it's because his feelings actually matter more than hers do.


This is the most hilarious I've read on Fark in a long time.

Truthfully I think it's more moral to eat human flesh (though I've never done so, I swear) because a human most likely did somebody a horrible wrong, intentionally or not, while it seems far-fetched even to me to try to hold a pig morally accountable for anything s/he does. You can't blame a pig for acting like a pig. Or maybe you can but because we don't understand their language we don't credit them with Reason (there's always been a lot of that going on), and one needs Reason to discern right from wrong in just about any value system I've ever heard of. (To discern right from wrong for oneself I mean, not merely recite the cliches inculcated by our betters.) A swinish human, on the other hand, probably deserves worse than simply being slain and digested. Straightforwardly and seriously, it's a shame that dumb animals must be proxies for the more deserving.

Nevertheless I will persist in eating meat, and one of my favorite meats is pork. That unlike many flesh crops the pig would gladly eat me if it could is part of the rationale; another is that it's easier to keep being an asshole. I like to believe a pig would understand, and that a pig won't blame me for acting like a pig.
 
2013-02-21 08:41:47 AM

The One True TheDavid: Tiiba:

Meat is murder.

So there's no difference between eating pork and human.


I see nothing wrong with eating humans apart from the increased chance of getting some form of illness. I am signed up to the register for human meat when the laws change and have offered my body to be eaten by others. I have eaten my pet. I have killed and butchered my own animals and found it good . I have eaten raw meat and it was good. I have done most of the "Well would you..." questions that vegetarians and vegans like to ask. Most of them have nowhere to go when I say that I HAVE eaten my pet, and eaten raw meat and also killed and butchered my own dinner.

I don`t want the animals or people to suffer though, there should be humane ways of killing the creature. I eat organic and free range and don`t buy cheap meat because the price offset is made up by the animal suffering.
 
2013-02-21 02:18:25 PM

Tiiba: But I'm afraid I'm not ready to switch to a bacterium-based diet.


Looks like you might just starve then as salmonella and Ecoli are all found in veggies.

Your choice.  However, if I am going to get sick and die of a food borne illness, I'll at least enjoy it.
 
2013-02-21 03:09:14 PM

dready zim: don`t want the animals or people to suffer though, there should be humane ways of killing the creature. I eat organic and free range and don`t buy cheap meat because the price offset is made up by the animal suffering.


good man! I'm also a card-carrying purple people eater, who believes in humane treatment for all. What you said about free-range, too - just my way of thinking. *favourited*
 
2013-02-22 12:14:53 AM
dready zim: Most of them have nowhere to go when I say that I HAVE eaten my pet, and eaten raw meat and also killed and butchered my own dinner.

Well, no, there really isn't anywhere to go if you're dealing with a moral abyss.
 
2013-02-22 05:24:57 AM

Tiiba: dready zim: Most of them have nowhere to go when I say that I HAVE eaten my pet, and eaten raw meat and also killed and butchered my own dinner.

Well, no, there really isn't anywhere to go if you're dealing with a moral abyss.


Please explain how any of that is immoral.

I kept rabbits as a kid for the specific purpose of being taught the 'circle of life' by my parents. I named them, petted them, fed them, killed them, skinned them, prepared them, cooked them, and ate them - all by myself, at the age of 9. (not all on the same day, yeah?) This practice is very, very common. It is called farming.

And I've eaten steak tartare. OMFG, my unclean soul will surely burn in hell AMIRITE?!?

Which ever moral code you subscribe to, none of my actions could be misconstrued as immoral, without denying the WHOLE of human evolution. (but I'm guessing that your religion might just do that, so, STFU retard)
 
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