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(WAFB Baton Rouge)   Woman gets a large Great White Shark to trust her enough that she can pet it and hold onto its fin for rides. Clearly it thinks of her as more than just its chum. (Video)   (wafb.com ) divider line
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9423 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2013 at 12:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-19 03:31:57 AM  
5 votes:
www.natemichals.com
2013-02-19 07:15:16 AM  
4 votes:
I'm going to need a bigger dick.
2013-02-19 12:29:47 AM  
4 votes:

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


So the trick is to have no meat on your bones.
2013-02-19 01:34:00 AM  
3 votes:

Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?


Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...

thelingeriejournal.com

Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'
2013-02-19 12:29:47 AM  
3 votes:

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.
2013-02-19 07:50:57 AM  
2 votes:
imageshack.usimageshack.us
2013-02-19 01:48:50 AM  
2 votes:
Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.
2013-02-19 12:51:18 AM  
2 votes:
test.aussiememe.com
2013-02-19 12:31:38 AM  
2 votes:

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.


Too many bones, not enough fat. You know, compared to WalMart land walruses.
2013-02-18 09:04:29 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.


I was thinking more along these lines:

img690.imageshack.us

Steve Irwin didn't get eaten.
2013-02-18 08:50:50 PM  
2 votes:
She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.
2013-02-19 08:51:24 AM  
1 vote:
No prey stimulus in clear water, that's not trust or  magic.
Been done with white sharks before
but she's young, and blonde
I look forward to seeing her on fark agin under more darwinian circumstances
2013-02-19 05:50:12 AM  
1 vote:

Sherman Potter: illannoyin: /The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike

Damned near the funniest thing I've ever read on FARK.


s7.postimage.org
2013-02-19 04:55:03 AM  
1 vote:

Yogimus: Gyrfalcon: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.

Once you place "a good raping" on the table, unobtainable becomes a matter of logistics.


That's just hostility with a place setting.
2013-02-19 02:00:35 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.


Once you place "a good raping" on the table, unobtainable becomes a matter of logistics.
2013-02-19 01:52:44 AM  
1 vote:

JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.


Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.
2013-02-19 01:34:58 AM  
1 vote:
Hittable but needs some sammiches.

Crazy though.
2013-02-19 01:10:41 AM  
1 vote:

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


I would take a break from nailing supermodels to let her touch my penis.
2013-02-19 01:06:26 AM  
1 vote:
She's not your chum, buddy.
2013-02-19 01:04:52 AM  
1 vote:
Getting a hitch from a shark, eh?

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-19 12:44:06 AM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of this photo of Ingmar Bergman and Chevy Chase.

img.photobucket.com
2013-02-19 12:39:27 AM  
1 vote:

J. Frank Parnell: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

So the trick is to have no meat on your bones.


Srsly - did you even SEE her knees without recoiling in horror?

Sayin'
2013-02-19 12:30:52 AM  
1 vote:

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


So that's how she will keep from getting eaten.  G Whitey wants meatier snacks.
2013-02-19 12:26:46 AM  
1 vote:
totallytop10.com
2013-02-19 12:17:54 AM  
1 vote:
Ocean photographer Juan Oliphant

I'm pretty sure those things in The Lord of the Rings were CGI.  Therefore this is too.
2013-02-19 12:09:07 AM  
1 vote:
Was the shark singing?
2013-02-18 09:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
The is how cattle farming was invented.
 
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