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(WAFB Baton Rouge)   Woman gets a large Great White Shark to trust her enough that she can pet it and hold onto its fin for rides. Clearly it thinks of her as more than just its chum. (Video)   (wafb.com) divider line 99
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2013-02-19 01:48:50 AM
Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.
 
2013-02-19 01:52:44 AM

JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.


Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.
 
2013-02-19 01:54:57 AM

illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...

[thelingeriejournal.com image 650x432]

Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'


Well, most of them are a little flabby except #4, who appears to be just about perfect in every way.
 
2013-02-19 02:00:35 AM

Gyrfalcon: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.


Once you place "a good raping" on the table, unobtainable becomes a matter of logistics.
 
2013-02-19 02:03:04 AM

Gyrfalcon: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.


I know, the studman phenomenon is just endlessly amusing to me.

Silly boys.
 
2013-02-19 02:03:13 AM

illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...



Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'


#1 is teh hawt.
 
2013-02-19 02:05:26 AM

illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...



Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'


1. None of those women are fat. Possibly the girl in the pinkand she is sucking it in, but I doubt it.

2. Note that while thick they aren't overly soft. Many farkers try to post examples of the non-fat thick women and it ends up a clearly overweight woman with zero muscle. Same size as the ladies in your pic, but a much higher body fat %.
 
2013-02-19 02:05:34 AM

JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.


It's almost like attractiveness is subjective
 
2013-02-19 02:10:31 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

It's almost like attractiveness is subjective


And that there is 'people I'd happily fall in love with in a realistic world' and 'out of the millions of pics online, why bother jerking off to THAT?'.

I will likely never date a woman half as pretty as a pic I'd skip past when surfing for fapping material.

I would be amazed if women are any different in that regard. For the women who prefer the story fantasy to porn, the same holds true: you likely only want the best fantasy encounter.
 
2013-02-19 02:15:30 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

It's almost like attractiveness is subjective


Is it not obvious that she is what most people in our society would consider conventionally attractive?

Not saying you have to like her. I'm just saying, I highly doubt many people outside of Fark would be complaining.
 
2013-02-19 02:16:03 AM

JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.


Go eat a sandwich yourself.

j/k
 
2013-02-19 02:21:15 AM

Popcorn Johnny: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Go eat a sandwich yourself.

j/k


Mmm, sammich
 
2013-02-19 02:24:32 AM
There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.a.allpoetry.com
 
2013-02-19 02:31:32 AM
Let's hope for this woman's sake that this shark has a competent pyro technician.
 
2013-02-19 03:09:15 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


Top: Oh baby.
Bottom: Oh baby.
Middle: Something strange is going on here but I'm not quite sure what.
 
Skr
2013-02-19 03:15:57 AM
Heh. Article says she was trying to prove that not all sharks were blood-hungry creatures. I believe this would have played out much differently if she was in fact bleeding at all.
 
2013-02-19 03:22:27 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Giggity...
 
2013-02-19 03:29:09 AM

Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota

Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.

 
2013-02-19 03:31:08 AM

Spaced Cowboy: Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota

Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.


webtrax.hu
 
2013-02-19 03:31:57 AM
www.natemichals.com
 
2013-02-19 03:57:29 AM

Lsherm: Popcorn Johnny: She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.

I was thinking more along these lines:

[img690.imageshack.us image 253x290]

Steve Irwin didn't get eaten.


Done in two. Rip both of them, but Steve was just diving, that other guy was doing stupid things.
And Steve actually made folks give a damn about crocs, whereas we already like bears, ever since Smokey the bear, late 50s if memory serves
 
2013-02-19 04:00:48 AM

Spaced Cowboy: Spaced Cowboy: Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota

Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.

[webtrax.hu image 508x322]


True. Brown bears are bigger, just stay away from mommy black bears and go big and make noise if one is about. Sound like Sarah Palin vocalwise and they flee
 
2013-02-19 04:55:03 AM

Yogimus: Gyrfalcon: JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty girl. And nothing but complaints thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why obviously hot women aren't hot.

Unobtainability creates a response wherein hostility covers for frustration.

Once you place "a good raping" on the table, unobtainable becomes a matter of logistics.


That's just hostility with a place setting.
 
jxc
2013-02-19 04:57:03 AM
"Keoki" eh? Looks more like a "Bill".
 
2013-02-19 05:07:47 AM

Smackledorfer: Likwit: Popcorn Johnny: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.

Why do farkers love fatties so much?

/Loves me some sharp knees.

I am with ya, but she is on the unhealthy side of thin. Judging by that one pic of course.


She surfs everyday in hawaii and can free dive for five farking minutes. i venture to say she is in 50 times better shape and health than almost everyone you know.  a little skinny, swimming burns lots of calories, but not unhealthy.
 
2013-02-19 05:14:10 AM
In my experience, go for the hot thin girls instead of the 'cute' fatties. Those fatties are giant sluts cause they're easy, but the hot thin girls suffer from dudes being intimidated. YMMV.

/csb
 
2013-02-19 05:50:12 AM

Sherman Potter: illannoyin: /The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike

Damned near the funniest thing I've ever read on FARK.


s7.postimage.org
 
2013-02-19 06:05:49 AM

dbirchall: And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.


Mostly because there's nothing to grab on her, I suspect.  Someone has to grab onto someone.

That said, I'm not sure the essential obstacle to human/shark relations is that the shark must trust the human.
 
2013-02-19 06:08:54 AM

JmBa: Wow, an actual pretty meh girl. And nothing but complaints disagreement on a quality that is largely subjective thus far...

I love when Farkers explain to me why the obviously hot women aren't hot.


FIFTY
 
2013-02-19 07:01:33 AM
lifeissavage.com
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-02-19 07:15:16 AM
I'm going to need a bigger dick.
 
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2013-02-19 07:20:47 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


she's thinking " that cocaine's really working, look how thin I am!!!"
 
2013-02-19 07:38:11 AM

Gelatinous: jabberjaw.jpg


dammit, now i have this stuck in my head...

/not a roll... BHG [would not listen @ work tho]
 
2013-02-19 07:39:12 AM
daaaaamn.... get that girl a sammich

/STAT
 
2013-02-19 07:50:57 AM
imageshack.usimageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 08:11:51 AM
She's called a "sandwich".
This...will...end...badly....
 
2013-02-19 08:14:08 AM
It`s only going to last until the shark figures out she is made of meat
 
2013-02-19 08:29:30 AM

Cyno01: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Not to go all studman, but yeesh.


I'd still hit it...multiple times.
 
2013-02-19 08:51:24 AM
No prey stimulus in clear water, that's not trust or  magic.
Been done with white sharks before
but she's young, and blonde
I look forward to seeing her on fark agin under more darwinian circumstances
 
2013-02-19 08:59:47 AM

99.998er: Apparently this woman has a death wish.

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x399]


Actually there is a place in Taiwan where they feed the cubs and as they get sleepy from their meal, the park allows visitors a chance to pet them and hang out with them. Gentle play but I'm sure people get accidentally scratched all the time. A friend of mine did it and she had no problems.
 
2013-02-19 09:33:17 AM

ocrapitstexas: illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...

Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'

#1 is teh hawt.


I'm partial to #6
 
2013-02-19 09:41:59 AM

Smackledorfer: Likwit: Popcorn Johnny: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.

Why do farkers love fatties so much?

/Loves me some sharp knees.

I am with ya, but she is on the unhealthy side of thin. Judging by that one pic of course.


"unhealthy side of thin"?  she looks fantastic.
 
2013-02-19 09:42:04 AM

TheEdibleSnuggie: Cyno01: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Not to go all studman, but yeesh.

I'd still hit it...multiple times.


I`d hit it like the fists of an angry Kali
 
2013-02-19 09:45:00 AM

illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...

[thelingeriejournal.com image 650x432]

Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'


they could definitely lose a few pounds.  but i'd hit it either way.
 
2013-02-19 10:30:13 AM

natas6.0: No prey stimulus in clear water, that's not trust or  magic.
Been done with white sharks before
but she's young, and blonde
I look forward to seeing her on fark agin under more darwinian circumstances


Agree with this, but still, pretty foolish nonetheless. We've seen Shark Week clips of Great Whites randomly bite stuff in the water. It's just a matter of time.
 
2013-02-19 12:51:45 PM

yapopo: Smackledorfer: Likwit: Popcorn Johnny: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.

Why do farkers love fatties so much?

/Loves me some sharp knees.

I am with ya, but she is on the unhealthy side of thin. Judging by that one pic of course.

"unhealthy side of thin"?  she looks fantastic.


She's pure muscle.
 
2013-02-19 01:09:10 PM

Molavian: She's pure muscle.


Maybe.  Her waist looks ridiculously thin in the original picture.  As I said, that was all I was going off of. There are plenty of high muscle low fat women who don't have a barbie waist, and that is usually a sign of being too thin.  I can't find many other shots of her in a bikini (at least not in only a couple minutes looking), but the interwebs say she is 5'9" with a 23" waist, which is pretty damn slim.  Compare that to women in the olympics who are also hot but clearly have a much larger waist - THAT is pure muscle.

http://www.google.com/search?q=athletic+women&hl=en&safe=off&tbo=u&r lz =1C1CHFX_enUS505US505&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=gL4jUcHUBMaiyAHwt4C gBA&ved=0CEQQsAQ&biw=1745&bih=999

Those are "pure muscle" which is not the same as 'extremely low body fat'. She is the female equivalent of this guy:  http://www.fitnessandpower.com/training/bodybuilding-misc/172-why-ski n ny-guys-fail-to-build-muscle.  That guy, I would say, is borderline unhealthy with his thinness. No one would ever call him "pure muscle".

And guys, I'm not saying I wouldn't be happy as hell to wind up with Ocean, just that she looks, from the pics, to be on the unhealthy side of thin.  Some fat is good, and no

/sorry for the lazy linking.
 
2013-02-19 01:15:30 PM
I'd hit it like . . .

www.fishingfury.com
 
2013-02-19 06:12:31 PM

Coastalgrl: 99.998er: Apparently this woman has a death wish.

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x399]

Actually there is a place in Taiwan where they feed the cubs and as they get sleepy from their meal, the park allows visitors a chance to pet them and hang out with them. Gentle play but I'm sure people get accidentally scratched all the time. A friend of mine did it and she had no problems.


Hell, American Furniture Warehouse in Denver used to host photo opps with tigers that size.  Got one with my son when he was 6.  Damned cat was bigger than my boy, and it wasn't drowsy.
 
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