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(WAFB Baton Rouge)   Woman gets a large Great White Shark to trust her enough that she can pet it and hold onto its fin for rides. Clearly it thinks of her as more than just its chum. (Video)   (wafb.com) divider line 99
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2013-02-18 08:50:50 PM
She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.
 
2013-02-18 09:04:29 PM

Popcorn Johnny: She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.


I was thinking more along these lines:

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Steve Irwin didn't get eaten.
 
2013-02-18 09:22:58 PM
The is how cattle farming was invented.
 
2013-02-18 11:58:28 PM
Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

www.premiermodeling.com
 
2013-02-19 12:09:07 AM
Was the shark singing?
 
2013-02-19 12:17:54 AM
Ocean photographer Juan Oliphant

I'm pretty sure those things in The Lord of the Rings were CGI.  Therefore this is too.
 
2013-02-19 12:26:46 AM
totallytop10.com
 
2013-02-19 12:28:22 AM
that biatch cray
 
2013-02-19 12:29:47 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


So the trick is to have no meat on your bones.
 
2013-02-19 12:29:47 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.
 
2013-02-19 12:30:52 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


So that's how she will keep from getting eaten.  G Whitey wants meatier snacks.
 
2013-02-19 12:31:38 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.


Too many bones, not enough fat. You know, compared to WalMart land walruses.
 
2013-02-19 12:36:50 AM
The old story about "riding on the back of the tiger" comes to mind.
 
2013-02-19 12:38:51 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


Not to go all studman, but yeesh.
 
2013-02-19 12:39:15 AM

Lsherm: Popcorn Johnny: She's gonna die the Steve Irwin way.

I was thinking more along these lines:

[img690.imageshack.us image 253x290]

Steve Irwin didn't get eaten.


Oh yeah, Grizzly Man, surf-and-turf edition.

She might be pretty, but she's also pretty tasty. This will not end well if she keeps it up.
 
2013-02-19 12:39:27 AM

J. Frank Parnell: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

So the trick is to have no meat on your bones.


Srsly - did you even SEE her knees without recoiling in horror?

Sayin'
 
2013-02-19 12:40:51 AM
Sharks are known to be reclusive, not dangerous and toothless in April, May and June.
 
2013-02-19 12:42:21 AM
Apparently this woman has a death wish.

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2013-02-19 12:44:06 AM
Reminds me of this photo of Ingmar Bergman and Chevy Chase.

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2013-02-19 12:45:50 AM
 
2013-02-19 12:51:12 AM
5 minutes is a long freakin time to hold your breath while swimming.
 
2013-02-19 12:51:18 AM
test.aussiememe.com
 
2013-02-19 12:52:36 AM

BuckTurgidson: Srsly - did you even SEE her knees without recoiling in horror?


Yeah, you could cut glass with those sharp knees.

I actually don't mind slender women at all, but couldn't pass up the opportunity.
 
2013-02-19 12:52:56 AM

Popcorn Johnny: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.


Why do farkers love fatties so much?

/Loves me some sharp knees.
 
2013-02-19 12:53:11 AM
Saw one eat a rockin' chair once.
 
2013-02-19 12:53:13 AM

mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota


Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.
 
2013-02-19 12:53:59 AM
I saw a science program years ago and apparently great white sharks tend to not attack if you are facing them.  The researches researched this with mannequins in weighted wet suits and the sharks only attacked from the back.  So, one of the researchers went into the water when one shark was around and so long as he kept facing the shark it would try to circle around him, but as he turned to face the shark it kept on trying to circle.  When a 2nd shark showed up he was able to keep facing them quick enough to prevent an attack.  When a 3rd shark showed up he retreated into his cage. It was pretty damn cool to watch.
 
2013-02-19 12:55:38 AM
Skeletor's sister .....
 
2013-02-19 12:58:40 AM

Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota

Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.


True. Well occasionally one goes predator on a human but its fairly rare.. That film is part of a trust based research project by Doctor Lynn Rogers. The world would be a lot safer place for black bears if more people understood them.

Short explanation of the video
 
2013-02-19 01:00:57 AM
Gonna need to buy a GoPro now.
 
2013-02-19 01:01:10 AM
cdn5.staztic.com
 
2013-02-19 01:01:52 AM

Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: Following bears with a go pro camera near Ely Minnesota

Those are black bears, they're harmless unless you really piss one off.


What are you basing that 100% wrong statement on?
 
2013-02-19 01:03:39 AM
Fish of Peace.
 
2013-02-19 01:04:03 AM
Jean-Michel Cousteau did this years ago. Evidently a great whites dorsal fin in the upper back area has no nerve endings. This allows you to pinch it without bothering the animal. She is right about bubbles from scuba bothering them. Cousteau free dove when he rode the shark. The shark was not in predator mode. When they are in predator mode they drop their pectoral fins and become lightening scary quick. Usually when spearos have shot some fish and you get some blood in the water.
http://www.pbs.org/kqed/oceanadventures/episodes/sharks/video.html#
 
2013-02-19 01:04:36 AM
@Mock26

Mock26: I saw a science program years ago and apparently great white sharks tend to not attack if you are facing them.  The researches researched this with mannequins in weighted wet suits and the sharks only attacked from the back.  So, one of the researchers went into the water when one shark was around and so long as he kept facing the shark it would try to circle around him, but as he turned to face the shark it kept on trying to circle.  When a 2nd shark showed up he was able to keep facing them quick enough to prevent an attack.  When a 3rd shark showed up he retreated into his cage. It was pretty damn cool to watch.


That's awesome. Where do I buy a wet suit with a face and eyes painted on the back?
 
2013-02-19 01:04:52 AM
Getting a hitch from a shark, eh?

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2013-02-19 01:06:26 AM
She's not your chum, buddy.
 
2013-02-19 01:07:02 AM
jabberjaw.jpg
 
2013-02-19 01:09:16 AM
No, no, no way this could possibly go wrong.
 
2013-02-19 01:10:41 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


I would take a break from nailing supermodels to let her touch my penis.
 
2013-02-19 01:13:04 AM

Reminds me about:


the Scorpion and the Frog fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion explains that this is simply its nature.  - shamelessly taken from wikipedia..



I imagine that the outcome is going to be similar... but the shark won't be doomed or eaten for that matter..

 
2013-02-19 01:13:15 AM
Would still hit it.

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2013-02-19 01:19:10 AM
Apparently she wasn't good looking enough to eat.
 
2013-02-19 01:24:23 AM

Likwit: Popcorn Johnny: dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]

Well at least she's armed with that razor sharp hip bone in case something goes wrong.

Why do farkers love fatties so much?

/Loves me some sharp knees.


I am with ya, but she is on the unhealthy side of thin. Judging by that one pic of course.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:43 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.


That's a dude
 
2013-02-19 01:34:00 AM

Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?


Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...

thelingeriejournal.com

Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'
 
2013-02-19 01:34:58 AM
Hittable but needs some sammiches.

Crazy though.
 
2013-02-19 01:35:34 AM

dbirchall: Apparently she's also a model.  And oh yes, you'd let her grab your "fin" and go for a ride.

[www.premiermodeling.com image 400x600]


No wonder the shark didn't eat her. Much for the same reason that Lions don't stalk no see 'ums, she's safe around apex predators.
 
2013-02-19 01:37:42 AM

illannoyin: /The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike


Damned near the funniest thing I've ever read on FARK.
 
2013-02-19 01:46:28 AM

illannoyin: Likwit: Why do farkers love fatties so much?

Because society has gotten to the point of defining a woman with even normal levels of body fat as "fat".

Like these women...



Who are now considered 'plus size' models.


/The woman from the article would be like sleeping with a ten speed bike
//Loves me some 'fatties'


Half those biatches be fatty.

-Shakespeare
 
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