Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge? Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross? Do you give it up for Lent?
AxL sANe: OhioUGrad: Christian dating sites...where chicks love to get nailedYes! A coworker was on that site along with eHarmony. The Christian Mingle crowd was there basically for freaky sex. Ahhh - the stories. Too bad he found a wife. At a funeral, no less. But that's a story for another day.
hammettman: That typo can only be deliberate. Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark
miss diminutive: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their businessWell, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10. God smited Onan for it.Ok, the story talks about Onan spilling seed on the ground getting god all pissy, but how does that refer to "unconventional intercourse"? If they're so worried about wasting seed why not just use a funnel?
"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.'But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
ArkAngel: Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge? Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross? Do you give it up for Lent?It has been nailed three times
KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business
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