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2013-02-18 08:14:17 PM  
12 votes:

Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?


It has been nailed three times
2013-02-18 10:11:10 PM  
8 votes:
One would think if it were a legitimate rape that ChristianMinge would have a way of shutting these things down.
2013-02-18 08:09:36 PM  
7 votes:
What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?
2013-02-19 08:43:36 AM  
6 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/Banksy...because minge
2013-02-18 08:08:49 PM  
6 votes:
christianminge.com

Hehe.

Submitter should look up the definition of minge in urban dictionary.

Some typos are greatly appreciated when they are so aprpro.
2013-02-18 08:26:30 PM  
5 votes:
christianminge.com is the worst escort service EVER.  I wanted to have a Holy Trinity, but this chick kept talking about a couple of dudes and a ghost, or something.   0/5 stars.
2013-02-19 06:19:33 AM  
4 votes:
Hot chick: "Are you Christian?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "Are you an astronaut?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I was a pediatricneurosurgeon, but now I'm just independently wealthy and spend most of my time rehabilitating unicorns."
2013-02-18 08:22:24 PM  
4 votes:
the anus was immaculate
2013-02-19 09:25:34 AM  
2 votes:
l1.yimg.com

DO NOT WANT

also, he looks like the master computer from the first Tron movie
2013-02-19 07:34:11 AM  
2 votes:

AxL sANe: OhioUGrad: Christian dating sites...where chicks love to get nailed

Yes!  A coworker was on that site along with eHarmony.  The Christian Mingle crowd was there basically for freaky sex.  Ahhh - the stories.  Too bad he found a wife.  At a funeral, no less.  But that's a story for another day.



collider.com
2013-02-19 07:32:21 AM  
2 votes:
But after you bang a Christian minge, you can't get it up again for three days.
2013-02-19 06:32:03 AM  
2 votes:

hammettman: That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark


Have you ever even been on the politics tab?!?
2013-02-19 06:08:07 AM  
2 votes:
Step 1: find a link you want to submit to FARK
Step 2: create a deliberate typo that lets FARKers think they're clever by spotting it
Step 3: profit greenlight!
2013-02-19 06:06:19 AM  
2 votes:
That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark
2013-02-18 08:11:58 PM  
2 votes:
Green this. Please.
2013-02-19 09:43:57 AM  
1 votes:
l1.yimg.com

"FRANKIE MACDONALD REPORTING .... MINGE SIGHTING IN CALIFORNIA......"
2013-02-19 08:47:33 AM  
1 votes:
2013-02-19 07:20:14 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, the bible is all about rape. Hell, even God approves of putting a baby in an unwitting married virgin.
2013-02-19 07:00:30 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.

Ok, the story talks about Onan spilling seed on the ground getting god all pissy, but how does that refer to "unconventional intercourse"? If they're so worried about wasting seed why not just use a funnel?


Most of the rhetoric in modern evangelical circles against masturbation focuses on Matthew 5:27-30:

"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.'But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

I've known several pastors who imply that the reference to "your right hand" is more than incidental. The sin in this case is what you think about while you're doing it. In that context less "conventional" stuff usually isn't condemned, as long as you're doing it with your godly spouse.

/Fun fact: The primary function of church "Men's Groups" is to act as fap police
2013-02-19 06:35:02 AM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

They got me, Mingie!
2013-02-19 06:28:53 AM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?

It has been nailed three times


and left for dead.

/window seat, please.
2013-02-19 06:27:59 AM  
1 votes:
Well... It's god's work...
2013-02-19 06:20:03 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business


Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?
2013-02-19 06:19:13 AM  
1 votes:
Oh sure, pick on the Christians, but mark my words one day someone will use craigslist for this kind of thing.

/don't know what minge means... *click*
//"Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'. "
///heh.
2013-02-19 06:18:08 AM  
1 votes:
that dating sites commercials are the most offensive of all the dating sites by far. they imply that God has a hand in their business, as if He is bringing the faithful together. it's disgusting. if this was a truly Catholic dating site I'm pretty sure dozens of priests would have already been arrested for using it to locate single mothers of young boys.
2013-02-18 09:03:50 PM  
1 votes:
Christian mingle makes my dingle tingle!
 
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