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2013-02-18 08:08:49 PM
5 votes:
christianminge.com

Hehe.

Submitter should look up the definition of minge in urban dictionary.

Some typos are greatly appreciated when they are so aprpro.
2013-02-19 02:22:10 PM
3 votes:
WTF, modmins? The typo was the only thing that made this headline worth a damn, and you had to go and correct it?! What's next, correcting "Pricipal . caught sayof" headlines??
2013-02-19 06:48:31 AM
3 votes:

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Which is a bullshiat interpretation.  Onan was smote cause he wouldn't get his sister-in-law pregnant.  ancient Hebrew law was that if your married brother died before getting his wife pregnant, then it felkl to the next brother to sire a child.  So it was a very specific sin and not an "Every-sperm-is-sacred" sin
2013-02-18 10:11:10 PM
3 votes:
One would think if it were a legitimate rape that ChristianMinge would have a way of shutting these things down.
2013-02-19 08:43:36 AM
2 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/Banksy...because minge
2013-02-19 06:19:33 AM
2 votes:
Hot chick: "Are you Christian?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "Are you an astronaut?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I was a pediatricneurosurgeon, but now I'm just independently wealthy and spend most of my time rehabilitating unicorns."
2013-02-19 06:18:08 AM
2 votes:
that dating sites commercials are the most offensive of all the dating sites by far. they imply that God has a hand in their business, as if He is bringing the faithful together. it's disgusting. if this was a truly Catholic dating site I'm pretty sure dozens of priests would have already been arrested for using it to locate single mothers of young boys.
2013-02-19 06:06:19 AM
2 votes:
That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark
2013-02-19 12:20:36 AM
2 votes:

toddalmighty: That's one awesome typo!


Are we sure it's a typo and not a clever play on words?
2013-02-19 09:25:34 AM
1 votes:
l1.yimg.com

DO NOT WANT

also, he looks like the master computer from the first Tron movie
2013-02-19 08:41:19 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: FTA: "... a break in the case came after ChristianMingle.com turned over computer records that helped cops identify Banks. "

Stupid cops: "We never thought of that."


That or the website was initially refusing to hand over the info and they were having trouble getting a warrant.
2013-02-19 08:20:11 AM
1 votes:

squidgod2000: It's not rape when God wills it.


And everything that happens is God's will, soooooo....
2013-02-19 08:10:18 AM
1 votes:

Moonk: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.

Which is a bullshiat interpretation.  Onan was smote cause he wouldn't get his sister-in-law pregnant.  ancient Hebrew law was that if your married brother died before getting his wife pregnant, then it felkl to the next brother to sire a child.  So it was a very specific sin and not an "Every-sperm-is-sacred" sin


yes, but that's exactly where the "every sperm is scared" mentality comes from.  There's literally no where else in the Bible that talks about it
2013-02-19 07:56:54 AM
1 votes:

xria: Martian_Astronomer: Most of the rhetoric in modern evangelical circles against masturbation focuses on Matthew 5:27-30:"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.'But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.I've known several pastors who imply that the reference to "your right hand" is more than incidental. The sin in this case is what you think about while you're doing it. In that context less "conventional" stuff usually isn't condemned, as long as you're doing it with your godly spouse./Fun fact: The primary function of church "Men's Groups" is to act as fap police

You know, I had never noticed that 99% of evangelical men only had one eye...do they replace them with glass eyes or something to make it less obvious? I mean you could probably do it as a standard rite of passage like baptism but around the age of 13 or so.


I'm perfectly willing to accept that line as an actual metaphor in its original context...the command is to do whatever is necessary to avoid lusting or playing with yourself. However, that particular interpretation tends to result in some tremendously farked up sexual dynamics - imagine what you'd be like after living a decade or so thinking that every time you appreciate a nice pair of legs, you're in danger of being flayed by demon-goats for all eternity. This sort of thinking is also somewhat responsible for the way in which fundamentalists make their women wear baggy clothes, don't let them dance, etc.
2013-02-19 07:42:19 AM
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: Describes my mother and father in-law. **shudder**
It's seems as it every brain cell in their skulls are hard-wired for them to be prudes. To hear them drone on and on about others sex lives, having any sex is disgusting - akin to eating shiat.


Yet they have no problem talking about their sex lives with their kids?
2013-02-19 07:41:43 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: enry: Dracolich: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.

There's a lot of stuff from that first half that everyone ignores.

For good reason. Jesus told us that he's the new covenant, so all the Leviticus and Genesis rules don't apply.

Which makes me wonder, why even bother printing the Old Testament? Or, better yet, the opening line of the New Testament could just be "Ok, remember all the stuff you just slogged through? Yeah, so there's this new guy coming and he's totally going to make all that obsolete, so just forget all about it, mkay?"


The Hebrews have a statement regarding God where Jesus had to say specifically that his was a new way instead of just a take on the same old Judaism because for the purpose of consolidating beliefs, false prophets, and other scams involving God and the religion some rabbis decided that the last person to speak to God and the last person God ever spoke to would be Job.

So fitting in Jesus and Muhammed is a tough cookie. The Jews believe, at least in the case of Jesus, that he was a great man with a great message and he was fitting of the title of rabbi but that's all he should be seen as. The problem is that Christians took it and ran with it and now the Jews are being beated over their heads with Jesus all the time and they just can't ignore his cultural impact.
2013-02-19 07:34:11 AM
1 votes:

AxL sANe: OhioUGrad: Christian dating sites...where chicks love to get nailed

Yes!  A coworker was on that site along with eHarmony.  The Christian Mingle crowd was there basically for freaky sex.  Ahhh - the stories.  Too bad he found a wife.  At a funeral, no less.  But that's a story for another day.



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2013-02-19 07:17:30 AM
1 votes:

enry: Dracolich: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


There's a lot of stuff from that first half that everyone ignores.

For good reason. Jesus told us that he's the new covenant, so all the Leviticus and Genesis rules don't apply.


Oh Judas Priest, people.
2013-02-19 07:12:21 AM
1 votes:
Minge!
LOL!

Christianminge! LMAO!

The burning bush was a woman!
2013-02-19 06:45:13 AM
1 votes:

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Nah, he smited Onan for not getting his dead brother's wife pregnant - pulling out, in other words. Or so some say:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
2013-02-19 06:43:17 AM
1 votes:

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Ok, the story talks about Onan spilling seed on the ground getting god all pissy, but how does that refer to "unconventional intercourse"? If they're so worried about wasting seed why not just use a funnel?
2013-02-19 06:32:35 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".


Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.
2013-02-19 06:32:03 AM
1 votes:

hammettman: That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark


Have you ever even been on the politics tab?!?
2013-02-19 06:28:53 AM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?

It has been nailed three times


and left for dead.

/window seat, please.
2013-02-19 06:08:07 AM
1 votes:
Step 1: find a link you want to submit to FARK
Step 2: create a deliberate typo that lets FARKers think they're clever by spotting it
Step 3: profit greenlight!
2013-02-18 08:26:30 PM
1 votes:
christianminge.com is the worst escort service EVER.  I wanted to have a Holy Trinity, but this chick kept talking about a couple of dudes and a ghost, or something.   0/5 stars.
2013-02-18 08:22:24 PM
1 votes:
the anus was immaculate
2013-02-18 08:17:28 PM
1 votes:
"Rylan Butterwood"?  You should keep your Christian minge away from anyone named "Rylan Butterwood," that's just silly.
2013-02-18 08:14:17 PM
1 votes:

Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?


It has been nailed three times
 
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