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2013-02-18 08:08:49 PM  
christianminge.com

Hehe.

Submitter should look up the definition of minge in urban dictionary.

Some typos are greatly appreciated when they are so aprpro.
 
2013-02-18 08:09:36 PM  
What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?
 
2013-02-18 08:11:58 PM  
Green this. Please.
 
2013-02-18 08:14:13 PM  
That's one awesome typo!
 
2013-02-18 08:14:17 PM  

Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?


It has been nailed three times
 
2013-02-18 08:17:28 PM  
"Rylan Butterwood"?  You should keep your Christian minge away from anyone named "Rylan Butterwood," that's just silly.
 
2013-02-18 08:22:24 PM  
the anus was immaculate
 
2013-02-18 08:24:42 PM  
Plus one for the farking typo.  I would love it to go green for that.  Too funny.
 
2013-02-18 08:26:30 PM  
christianminge.com is the worst escort service EVER.  I wanted to have a Holy Trinity, but this chick kept talking about a couple of dudes and a ghost, or something.   0/5 stars.
 
2013-02-18 08:26:45 PM  

Wanebo: christianminge.com

Hehe.

Submitter should look up the definition of minge in urban dictionary.

Some typos are greatly appreciated when they are so aprpro.


I luv u

beat me to it
 
2013-02-18 09:03:50 PM  
Christian mingle makes my dingle tingle!
 
2013-02-18 10:05:05 PM  
haha, this is too good.
 
2013-02-18 10:11:10 PM  
One would think if it were a legitimate rape that ChristianMinge would have a way of shutting these things down.
 
2013-02-19 12:20:36 AM  

toddalmighty: That's one awesome typo!


Are we sure it's a typo and not a clever play on words?
 
2013-02-19 06:06:19 AM  
That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark
 
2013-02-19 06:08:07 AM  
Step 1: find a link you want to submit to FARK
Step 2: create a deliberate typo that lets FARKers think they're clever by spotting it
Step 3: profit greenlight!
 
2013-02-19 06:08:12 AM  
If this was accidental, it's the funniest typo ever.

Kudos to subby either way.
 
2013-02-19 06:09:28 AM  
Probably referred to that site from self-help site www.therapists.com
 
2013-02-19 06:14:20 AM  

Wanebo: christianminge.com

Hehe.

Submitter should look up the definition of minge in urban dictionary.

Some typos are greatly appreciated when they are so aprpro.


Well, I learned something new today.
 
2013-02-19 06:14:45 AM  

darkjezter: If this was accidental, it's the funniest typo ever.



And if it wasn't, it's the best spoofed URL ever.
 
2013-02-19 06:18:08 AM  
that dating sites commercials are the most offensive of all the dating sites by far. they imply that God has a hand in their business, as if He is bringing the faithful together. it's disgusting. if this was a truly Catholic dating site I'm pretty sure dozens of priests would have already been arrested for using it to locate single mothers of young boys.
 
2013-02-19 06:18:28 AM  
This tickles my pickle!
 
2013-02-19 06:19:13 AM  
Oh sure, pick on the Christians, but mark my words one day someone will use craigslist for this kind of thing.

/don't know what minge means... *click*
//"Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'. "
///heh.
 
2013-02-19 06:19:33 AM  
Hot chick: "Are you Christian?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "Are you an astronaut?"
Me: "Why, yes I am."

Hot chick: "what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I was a pediatricneurosurgeon, but now I'm just independently wealthy and spend most of my time rehabilitating unicorns."
 
2013-02-19 06:19:44 AM  
Christian Swingle, amiright?
 
2013-02-19 06:20:03 AM  

KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business


Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?
 
2013-02-19 06:21:32 AM  
cdn.bbcamerica.com
Subby?
 
2013-02-19 06:21:48 AM  
SkunkWerks:
Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

She can do whatever she wants.  Preferably on camera.  Possibly advertising on a site where a serial killer can find her.
 
2013-02-19 06:26:40 AM  
"Rylan Butterwood"

Hehhehehehe.... butter...on his wood!
 
2013-02-19 06:27:33 AM  

SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?


Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".
 
2013-02-19 06:27:59 AM  
Well... It's god's work...
 
2013-02-19 06:28:53 AM  

ArkAngel: Spiralmonkey: What makes it a specifically Christian minge?  Is it carefully topiaried into a passable likeness of St. Basil or is it more of a casually vajazzled cross?  Do you give it up for Lent?

It has been nailed three times


and left for dead.

/window seat, please.
 
2013-02-19 06:28:55 AM  
Christian dating sites...where chicks love to get nailed
 
2013-02-19 06:31:52 AM  
I always use christianpoon.com.
 
2013-02-19 06:32:03 AM  

hammettman: That typo can only be deliberate.  Subby, like most farkers, is a clever fark


Have you ever even been on the politics tab?!?
 
2013-02-19 06:32:35 AM  

miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".


Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.
 
2013-02-19 06:34:36 AM  

OhioUGrad: Christian dating sites...where chicks love to get nailed


Yes!  A coworker was on that site along with eHarmony.  The Christian Mingle crowd was there basically for freaky sex.  Ahhh - the stories.  Too bad he found a wife.  At a funeral, no less.  But that's a story for another day.
 
2013-02-19 06:35:02 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

They got me, Mingie!
 
2013-02-19 06:42:40 AM  
Should have used  muslimmingle.com.ir.That was, they would have blamed her, and if she didn't marry him, they'd have stoned her biatch ass to death.
 
2013-02-19 06:43:17 AM  

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Ok, the story talks about Onan spilling seed on the ground getting god all pissy, but how does that refer to "unconventional intercourse"? If they're so worried about wasting seed why not just use a funnel?
 
2013-02-19 06:43:57 AM  
He used a fake name on the intenet? Yee gawds, What will the rapists think of next?
And since it was christian mingle, were these rapes legitimate or wouldn't they just find a way to shut themselves down?

/Rape? Around here we just call that a "bad date" and move on with our serf lives.
//No treally joking about rape, but sometimes when the girls give too much too soon and the guy doesn't call back, they get all vindictive and pouty and lawyerey and policey.
 
2013-02-19 06:45:09 AM  
+1 subby
 
2013-02-19 06:45:13 AM  

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Nah, he smited Onan for not getting his dead brother's wife pregnant - pulling out, in other words. Or so some say:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
 
2013-02-19 06:46:45 AM  

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.



There's a lot of stuff from that first half that everyone ignores.
 
2013-02-19 06:48:31 AM  

Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


Which is a bullshiat interpretation.  Onan was smote cause he wouldn't get his sister-in-law pregnant.  ancient Hebrew law was that if your married brother died before getting his wife pregnant, then it felkl to the next brother to sire a child.  So it was a very specific sin and not an "Every-sperm-is-sacred" sin
 
2013-02-19 06:49:36 AM  
FTA: "... a break in the case came after ChristianMingle.com turned over computer records that helped cops identify Banks. "

Stupid cops: "We never thought of that."
 
2013-02-19 06:52:31 AM  

miss diminutive: Ok, the story talks about Onan spilling seed on the ground getting god all pissy, but how does that refer to "unconventional intercourse"? If they're so worried about wasting seed why not just use a funnel?


Just saying that's what it is usually interpreted as by religious figures, a blanket prohibition against anything except conventional vaginal intercourse.  Some theologians interpret it as merely a prohibition against coitus interruptus (or a warning to not reject Levirate marriage), but they are a minority opinion.

/Not Christian
//Theology is a hobby of mine though.
 
2013-02-19 06:53:53 AM  

Dracolich: Silverstaff: miss diminutive: SkunkWerks: KrispyKritter: they imply that God has a hand in their business

Well, given that you aren't allowed to have a hand in your business, who else are you getting handjobs from?

Is it explicitly forbidden, though? I don't remember any commandments saying "thou shalt not tiddle thy naughty business".

Fapping, handjobs and any intercourse other than "conventional" is generally seen as prohibited Biblically by the story of Onan in Genesis 38:3-10.  God smited Onan for it.


There's a lot of stuff from that first half that everyone ignores.


Not enough, unfortunately.
 
2013-02-19 06:57:02 AM  
If I were single, I'd definitely go to that site. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

/Not for rape-rape purposes, just good ol' lying-to-a-woman-to-get-in-her-pants.
 
2013-02-19 06:57:46 AM  
Is minge what moe calls marge simpson?
 
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