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(Orlando Sentinel)   Old and busted: designated driver. The new hotness: designated texter   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Expressway Authority, Florida Department of Transportation, Oak Ridge High School  
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2769 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2013 at 3:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-18 09:56:51 PM  
2 votes:
I let sober people handle all my -exting needs. "I'm too drunk, man, send this girl a picture of your penis."
2013-02-18 08:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how well this will go, when you are driving a drunk home and he does your texting to your wife about where you are and when you'll be home.

Get to the door and the wife is holding the phone with the message "I'll get home once I'm off this hooker.  Now shut up $%#$."
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