lack of warmth: I wonder how well this will go, when you are driving a drunk home and he does your texting to your wife about where you are and when you'll be home.Get to the door and the wife is holding the phone with the message "I'll get home once I'm off this hooker. Now shut up $%#$."
Zarquon's Flat Tire: ONE TIME my friends and I played cellphone roulette.Someone else dials a number rom your phone book and you get to talk to them. Assholes called my sister at 2am on a Tuesday.We then instituted the 'no family rule' for the rest of the round.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I let sober people handle all my -exting needs. "I'm too drunk, man, send this girl a picture of your penis."
harrydorcas: You cannot do that when dating. This is like showing that you are not into her during sex and dating.
AverageAmericanGuy: How does this work if you're the only one in the car?
KrispyKritter: got a fancy schmancy phone. just talk to it and it texts itself./ too bad i got no one to text to
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