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(BBC)   Man enjoys being masked, handcuffed to bed and ravished by wife. Doesn't like the stabbing part as much   ( divider line
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2003-12-17 10:18:44 AM  
Yeah, that's usually a bit much.
2003-12-17 10:35:58 AM  
Well that sucks...

At least he got laid first..

Wait I'll bet psycho beyotch did and let the poor man suffer
2003-12-17 04:50:06 PM  
Wimp. When I was a boy, we'd get tied down and gagged. Then our wives would pour boiling honey directly onto our scrotums and then pour fire ants all over our genitals. Then a red-hot poker would be stuck up between our cheeks.
THEN we would be ravished and stabbed.

Good times. And it didn't affect me a bit.

-Sincerely, Michael Jackson
2003-12-17 04:50:19 PM  
It's kind like Sharon Stone met George Costanza... I'm torn, I don't know which to reference first...
2003-12-17 04:50:46 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-12-17 04:52:23 PM  
The safe word is "banana"
2003-12-17 04:53:07 PM  
I think it depends on where he's stabbed, and with what....
2003-12-17 04:54:03 PM  
I prefer to be stabbed with nothing. Nothing.
2003-12-17 04:54:03 PM  
2003-12-17 04:54:23 PM  
wow, look at that picture of her. .

she must be a real looker if she has to go around wearing a sheet over her face in public. .

/got nothing
2003-12-17 04:55:01 PM  
I hate the stabbing part too.
2003-12-17 04:56:02 PM  

I still don't consider this bad sex. Hey you could get hit by a train and die, you could be poisoned with arsenic and die, and you could have sex, and then get stabbed and die. Any type of death involving sex, I'll take.

'Cept for AIDS. That's take just too damn long.

2003-12-17 04:57:07 PM  
he should wrap that crazy biatch up in duct tape and send her out on the street...

2003-12-17 04:57:18 PM  
She must not have hated him that bad to go ahead and do him before she actually did him.

Or maybe it was break up sex.
2003-12-17 04:57:24 PM  
someone tell me why i should rent Basic Instinct.
2003-12-17 04:57:38 PM  
Lawrence, from Tongwynlais, south Wales, stabbed 37-year-old Mr Anson four times as he lay naked and tied up following intercourse with her at his Cardiff home in April.

At least she let him finish. So she's not a total biatch after all.
2003-12-17 04:57:43 PM  
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

Although in this case, said woman is seriously mentally defective.

/Singing lustily to the tune of Barney "I stab you, you stab me, we're a happy family..."
2003-12-17 04:57:57 PM  
Women frighten me....

/women = evil
2003-12-17 04:58:16 PM  
Wuss. Take your stabbing like a man.
2003-12-17 04:58:45 PM  
I really wish my mom would stop winding up all over the damned news.
2003-12-17 04:59:28 PM  
wow -> ow
2003-12-17 05:00:04 PM  
she puts the ex in execute. or the ex in sex. It was dubbed a sexecution.
2003-12-17 05:00:08 PM  
I would preferred to check out with blond twins.. at the age of 86.. you go, Hugh.
2003-12-17 05:01:08 PM  
Can someone explain why she did this? From what i read, they married in 1991 and broke up 3 years later when she met a women. Then he gets cleared of some charges in 97 and she kills him over it? I am totally frickin lost.
2003-12-17 05:01:26 PM  
I wonder if she Cleveland Steamered in the stab holes afterward.
2003-12-17 05:02:07 PM  
He stabbed her first...

2003-12-17 05:06:01 PM  
Kind of came and went eh?
2003-12-17 05:06:07 PM  
Sings "I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear, you can raise welts like nobody esle, as we dance to the masochism tango"
2003-12-17 05:07:02 PM  
Was it a stabbin cabin?
2003-12-17 05:08:02 PM  
Wait, so this isn't the Black Widow from yesterday? What is it with bondage and the UK this week?
2003-12-17 05:08:43 PM  
2003-12-17 05:10:46 PM  
2003-12-17 05:01:08 PM Kent

Can someone explain why she did this? From what i read, they married in 1991 and broke up 3 years later when she met a women. Then he gets cleared of some charges in 97 and she kills him over it? I am totally frickin lost.

She's a woman, no explanation possible.
2003-12-17 05:10:49 PM  
Has anyone seen my lighter?
2003-12-17 05:11:16 PM  
someone tell me why i should rent Basic Instinct?
2003-12-17 05:12:24 PM  
He may have gotten laid, but he then had to bleed and moan while that evil, evil woman got dressed. I'd rather masturbate and then blow my brains out with a Magnum.
2003-12-17 05:13:53 PM  


[image from too old to be available]

And yes, I think that pretty much sums it up.

2003-12-17 05:16:24 PM  
Any relation to the curry killer from yesterday?

Does she have a sister?
2003-12-17 05:16:33 PM  
That all sounds pretty good to me - as long as I'm the one doing the stabbing.
2003-12-17 05:19:15 PM  
and the Family Guy reference shoots Andonbray right to the top of my favorite farkers list, surpassing Unfreakable.
2003-12-17 05:22:20 PM  
Ok, then explain to me what this story is all about then:
2003-12-17 05:24:09 PM  
Is it "ravaged" or "ravished"?
2003-12-17 05:24:59 PM  
Some women you are better off being stabbed by than having sex with.
2003-12-17 05:26:04 PM  
What's better - a good shiat or a bad fark? Discuss.
2003-12-17 05:29:33 PM  
I work for a criminal defense firm, and you would be surprised how often this sort of thing happens.
2003-12-17 05:29:42 PM  

2003-12-17 05:30:27 PM  
LillyConner would say the conviction is sexist
2003-12-17 05:32:38 PM  

[image from too old to be available]

Doctor Frankenstein: "Would you mind telling me ... who's brain ... I did put in?"

Igor: "And you won't be angry?"

Doctor Frankenstein: "I will NOT .. be .. angry."

Igor: "Abby someone."

Doctor Frankenstein: "Abby someone. Abby who?"

Igor: "Abby ... Normal."

Doctor Frankenstein: "Abby NORMAL."

Igor: "I'm almost sure that was the name."
2003-12-17 05:32:48 PM  
Why do i feel like this is part of some sick Nut n' Honey commercial?
2003-12-17 05:33:39 PM  
I'd hit i--

Wait, WHAT?!!
2003-12-17 05:35:13 PM  
Best song ever

...take your cigarette from its holder
and burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that your miiiiiiiine...
as we dance, to the masochism tango
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