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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, my boyfriend and I might be cheating on each other with same guy, on top of that my period is late and I don't know who the dad is (Not safe for work pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-02-18 08:17:52 PM
8 votes:
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
2013-02-18 09:08:59 PM
6 votes:
This was my favorite part <<His friend came on to me and we ended up entwined on the sofa and then we had sex all over the place - the floor, the kitchen... I did feel guilty when we had sex in the bathroom while my boyfriend slept soundly in the next room.>>

The rest of the sex was guilt free I guess, but bathroom sex just makes you feel you are cheating.
2013-02-18 08:51:04 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-18 06:05:35 PM
4 votes:
Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...
2013-02-19 07:52:07 AM
3 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
"Brad!"
"Janet!"
"Rocky!"
"... "
2013-02-18 08:44:09 PM
3 votes:
Have you heard about the new Birth Control pill for Men?


It changes your blood type...


// The guys in this story might need one...
2013-02-18 08:41:24 PM
3 votes:
So the Sun is just putting up pics without an accompanying article?

Huh? There was an article? I'll check again...

Nope, still don't see an article.
2013-02-18 08:39:28 PM
3 votes:
FTA: I'm talking about masturbation on my Facebook page today.

What a coincidence. So am I!
2013-02-18 08:35:40 PM
3 votes:
Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer
2013-02-18 08:46:01 PM
2 votes:
(looks at pic.....)

i276.photobucket.com
2013-02-18 08:41:33 PM
2 votes:
Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?
2013-02-18 08:40:07 PM
2 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.
2013-02-18 08:37:10 PM
2 votes:
If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.
2013-02-18 08:20:04 PM
2 votes:
I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.
2013-02-19 05:33:46 AM
1 votes:
NSFW? Where do you work, a Mormon temple?
Ehh
2013-02-19 01:14:15 AM
1 votes:

weemonkey: mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me


Approves
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/hot like Sally Bowles


Just what I was thinking.
2013-02-19 12:07:03 AM
1 votes:

Acharne: Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark

My penis hangs to the left and one testicle is lower than the other, am I about to have a stroke?


Up to you; there are tissues in the bathroom for when you're done.
2013-02-19 12:04:57 AM
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-18 11:24:17 PM
1 votes:
The couple in question.

www.tobiasfunke.com
2013-02-18 10:39:11 PM
1 votes:

NameDot: PsiChick: If these two guys have been exchanging naked pictures, gay or straight, neither of them is treating your relationship seriously nor likely to prove an involved and caring dad. Being a single mum in such circumstances is tough.

As opposed to being a single mom who  farking cheated. Yeah. She's serious and likely to prove an involved and caring mom! Go, Diedre!

/The fark is this shiat?

I've 100% had it with the single mom worship, dad hatred... makes my head hurt


...You do know this is fake, and most single moms\absent dads are nothing like this, right?
2013-02-18 10:09:55 PM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: poison_amy: I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.

I think this needs to become a boob thread so we can evaluate the phenomenon of angles and boobie asymmetry.


I just checked in the mirror... I think mine are pretty much the same size... but oddly enough, one is about a quarter of an inch HIGHER than the other.  I never noticed before.
2013-02-18 09:47:47 PM
1 votes:
Love between two people can be a beautiful thing.
You just have to be between those two hot, ripe, horny people.
2013-02-18 09:30:38 PM
1 votes:

Mija: Bored Horde: I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.

DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.

Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology.  Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.

So to be good in bed you must have no moral standards and be willing to screwing someone who has dangerous sexual practices that can lead to life ending std's? Damn. I never knew that. There are a lot of people who died of AIDS who would disagree with you.


Bisexuals are disgusting?  Please proceed, Governor.
2013-02-18 09:30:25 PM
1 votes:
Go back to the age of 3. Make all different decisions this time. Everything you have done up until now has been wrong.
2013-02-18 09:21:12 PM
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


Is this where we are now?  Now that women have appropriately coloured anuses and vaginas and nipples, thighs that don't touch, and no hair below the neck... we're going to start harassing them to have corrective surgery to match their breast sizes?

Is there a single person on the planet you'd actually deign to fark?
2013-02-18 09:19:51 PM
1 votes:
Life is a cabaret, old chum...
2013-02-18 09:19:40 PM
1 votes:
Wow I'm gonna need more details in video form.

/hopefully they aren't hideous
2013-02-18 09:18:44 PM
1 votes:
I have to congratulate Deidre for her professional decorum, in resisting the temptation to answer with: "AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!
2013-02-18 09:17:36 PM
1 votes:
I don't know... but I like those boobs. Pretty damn good for british standards. Still waiting for the NSFW picture I was promised though :(
2013-02-18 09:09:20 PM
1 votes:
She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.
2013-02-18 09:00:53 PM
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark


My penis hangs to the left and one testicle is lower than the other, am I about to have a stroke?
2013-02-18 08:56:27 PM
1 votes:
This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me
2013-02-18 08:54:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm standing by, waiting anxiously for Pocket Ninja to add something clever to this thread.

Shouldn't the boys invite the girl for a MMF threesome?
2013-02-18 08:52:33 PM
1 votes:
They're missing a serious Eiffel Tower opportunity here.
2013-02-18 08:46:48 PM
1 votes:
I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.
2013-02-18 08:44:38 PM
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?
2013-02-18 08:41:12 PM
1 votes:
abort.
2013-02-18 08:40:57 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer


Their getting closer what?
2013-02-18 08:34:56 PM
1 votes:
carbolicsmoke.com
"Meh."
 
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