iron_city_ap: I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.
mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.1. My boyfriend may be cheating2. My boyfriend is gay3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?Sure, that seems right to me
Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size? That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.
BarkingUnicorn: finnished: Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.She didn't mention jealousy; she's just confused.
Mija: Bored Horde: I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology. Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.So to be good in bed you must have no moral standards and be willing to screwing someone who has dangerous sexual practices that can lead to life ending std's? Damn. I never knew that. There are a lot of people who died of AIDS who would disagree with you.
austin_millbarge: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size? That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer./Farking perspective, how does it work?
tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )And you are a lady after my own heart.It just seemed the best way to play.It's always better when everyone swings both ways.I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )
MBooda: Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...
mcmnky: The highlight of TFA for me:Maria Fowler
DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.
Ellimem: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size? That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.
fusillade762: Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So wait, if everybody's schtupping everybody else in this little triangle, why the secrecy?
iheartscotch: Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?/ their getting closer
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