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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, my boyfriend and I might be cheating on each other with same guy, on top of that my period is late and I don't know who the dad is (Not safe for work pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-02-18 08:20:04 PM
9 votes:
I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.
2013-02-18 08:46:48 PM
7 votes:
I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.
2013-02-18 08:35:26 PM
7 votes:
So wait, if everybody's schtupping everybody else in this little triangle, why the secrecy?
2013-02-18 08:50:24 PM
4 votes:

iron_city_ap: I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.


Excellent point!  The girl is getting with the two guys, but she's A-OK!
2013-02-18 08:17:52 PM
4 votes:
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
2013-02-18 11:01:52 PM
3 votes:
People having problems because they cheated?  Here's me trying to care.

i284.photobucket.com
2013-02-18 09:19:51 PM
3 votes:
Life is a cabaret, old chum...
2013-02-18 09:18:25 PM
3 votes:
Sounds like a perfect situation for a poly-relationship, I know a group like this works out well for them they are very happy.
2013-02-18 09:07:04 PM
3 votes:

mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me


Funny that nowhere does she express concern for her own cheating.
2013-02-18 08:58:24 PM
3 votes:

iron_city_ap: I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.


Yeah, I was going to make the same point.  Woman has sex all over the house after her bf passes out drunk, but that's taking the relationship seriously?  My suspicion is that the letter is fake, but still, that response was all sorts of weak.
2013-02-18 08:54:13 PM
3 votes:
Not one of the people in the story should be left alone with a baby, let alone let raise one.  But at least one of them will, and so we'll get another generation of ignorance and, well, 'Je-ery Je-ery Je-ery'. (thanks, North_Central_Positronics, that little three word phrase says sooooo much.
2013-02-18 08:40:07 PM
3 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.
2013-02-18 06:05:35 PM
3 votes:
Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...
2013-02-18 10:27:16 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: finnished: Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.

She didn't mention jealousy; she's just confused.


Yeah, sure. The cell phone just fell into her hands and opened up in the right menu option. I've heard that before.
2013-02-18 10:09:20 PM
2 votes:
If these two guys have been exchanging naked pictures, gay or straight, neither of them is treating your relationship seriously nor likely to prove an involved and caring dad. Being a single mum in such circumstances is tough.

As opposed to being a single mom who  farking cheated. Yeah. She's serious and likely to prove an involved and caring mom! Go, Diedre!

/The fark is this shiat?
2013-02-18 09:30:38 PM
2 votes:

Mija: Bored Horde: I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.

DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.

Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology.  Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.

So to be good in bed you must have no moral standards and be willing to screwing someone who has dangerous sexual practices that can lead to life ending std's? Damn. I never knew that. There are a lot of people who died of AIDS who would disagree with you.


Bisexuals are disgusting?  Please proceed, Governor.
2013-02-18 09:21:12 PM
2 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


Is this where we are now?  Now that women have appropriately coloured anuses and vaginas and nipples, thighs that don't touch, and no hair below the neck... we're going to start harassing them to have corrective surgery to match their breast sizes?

Is there a single person on the planet you'd actually deign to fark?
2013-02-18 09:04:10 PM
2 votes:

austin_millbarge: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?



I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.
2013-02-18 09:02:20 PM
2 votes:
I always tell my girlfriends that I have no intention of being monogamous with them.

I always tell my boyfriends that I have no intention of being monogamous with them.

Saves time and misunderstandings...
2013-02-18 08:51:04 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-19 01:19:55 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.

I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )


Hi Ms Maggie :)
2013-02-18 11:33:52 PM
1 votes:
Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.
2013-02-18 11:24:17 PM
1 votes:
The couple in question.

www.tobiasfunke.com
2013-02-18 11:05:27 PM
1 votes:
Young lady, you get to live every slashfic writers dream:  watching two hot dudes have sex.  Shut up and enjoy it.
2013-02-18 10:33:06 PM
1 votes:

mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me



Approves
ecx.images-amazon.com
/hot like Sally Bowles
2013-02-18 10:31:49 PM
1 votes:
*looks at picture on article*

notbad.jpg

Sounds like these three are missing an opportunity for a threesome. The guys won't even have to worry about the balls touching.
2013-02-18 10:23:21 PM
1 votes:
If you really get advice from a newspaper that reserves page 3 for pictures of women who are naked and big breasted, then you're more farked than you realize.
2013-02-18 10:21:11 PM
1 votes:
Love the nitwits answer that the b/f wasn't taking the relationship serious......but the slut got nailed on the couch and totally isn't to blame, and if she's not pregnant she's lucky and in the clear.

Just when you think idiotic women cannot get more idiotic.
2013-02-18 10:20:26 PM
1 votes:

MBooda: Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...


I think that's the first Prine reference I've seen on Fark. And now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the evening.
2013-02-18 10:00:47 PM
1 votes:

mcmnky: The highlight of TFA for me:
Maria Fowler


I agree. I clicked, then I right clicked.
2013-02-18 09:47:47 PM
1 votes:
Love between two people can be a beautiful thing.
You just have to be between those two hot, ripe, horny people.
2013-02-18 09:42:12 PM
1 votes:
Ahhhh, I see the missing piece of the puzzle.  Look closely at the picture.  Look at her shoes!!  That is not the woman who wrote the letter, it is the "man" she was shagging!!  After 2 bottles of wine, she wouldn't have been able to tell another woman from Abe Vigoda.  The whole thing is a setup on the part of her clever boyfriend, who knows she is knocked up but wants to get rid of her and make her think it is her idea.

Well, which is more plausible, my idea or the idea that this actually happened as written?
2013-02-18 09:23:48 PM
1 votes:
Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.
2013-02-18 09:20:55 PM
1 votes:
Oh FFS just have a threesome and sort it all out!
2013-02-18 09:19:40 PM
1 votes:
Wow I'm gonna need more details in video form.

/hopefully they aren't hideous
2013-02-18 09:19:07 PM
1 votes:
I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.

DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.


Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology.  Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.
2013-02-18 09:17:36 PM
1 votes:
I don't know... but I like those boobs. Pretty damn good for british standards. Still waiting for the NSFW picture I was promised though :(
2013-02-18 09:10:21 PM
1 votes:
More importantly, why doesn't your boyfriend have a smart phone?


img.thesun.co.uk
2013-02-18 09:09:20 PM
1 votes:
She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.
2013-02-18 09:09:00 PM
1 votes:

Ellimem: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.


He isn't the only one without understanding of perspective and angles.  I have a feeling the woman who wrote the letter has some learning herself to do.  As in what if she was set up to be shared, by two guys working up to a three-way.
2013-02-18 09:08:59 PM
1 votes:
This was my favorite part <<His friend came on to me and we ended up entwined on the sofa and then we had sex all over the place - the floor, the kitchen... I did feel guilty when we had sex in the bathroom while my boyfriend slept soundly in the next room.>>

The rest of the sex was guilt free I guess, but bathroom sex just makes you feel you are cheating.
2013-02-18 08:56:27 PM
1 votes:
This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me
2013-02-18 08:55:36 PM
1 votes:
One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark
2013-02-18 08:54:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm standing by, waiting anxiously for Pocket Ninja to add something clever to this thread.

Shouldn't the boys invite the girl for a MMF threesome?
2013-02-18 08:52:33 PM
1 votes:
They're missing a serious Eiffel Tower opportunity here.
2013-02-18 08:50:19 PM
1 votes:
Well, at least two of them enjoy catching.
2013-02-18 08:46:01 PM
1 votes:
(looks at pic.....)

i276.photobucket.com
2013-02-18 08:44:38 PM
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?
2013-02-18 08:44:09 PM
1 votes:
Have you heard about the new Birth Control pill for Men?


It changes your blood type...


// The guys in this story might need one...
2013-02-18 08:42:06 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?


No.
2013-02-18 08:41:33 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?
2013-02-18 08:41:24 PM
1 votes:
So the Sun is just putting up pics without an accompanying article?

Huh? There was an article? I'll check again...

Nope, still don't see an article.
2013-02-18 08:41:04 PM
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So wait, if everybody's schtupping everybody else in this little triangle, why the secrecy?


Because they're not on vacation in Greece or Acapulco?

/no idea here either.
2013-02-18 08:40:57 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer


Their getting closer what?
2013-02-18 08:35:40 PM
1 votes:
Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer
 
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