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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, my boyfriend and I might be cheating on each other with same guy, on top of that my period is late and I don't know who the dad is (Not safe for work pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 153
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2013-02-18 06:05:35 PM
Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...
 
2013-02-18 07:34:40 PM
Good luck sorting that out.
 
2013-02-18 08:17:52 PM
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
 
2013-02-18 08:20:04 PM
I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.
 
2013-02-18 08:34:56 PM
carbolicsmoke.com
"Meh."
 
2013-02-18 08:35:26 PM
So wait, if everybody's schtupping everybody else in this little triangle, why the secrecy?
 
2013-02-18 08:35:40 PM
Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer
 
2013-02-18 08:37:10 PM
If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.
 
2013-02-18 08:39:28 PM
FTA: I'm talking about masturbation on my Facebook page today.

What a coincidence. So am I!
 
2013-02-18 08:40:07 PM

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.
 
2013-02-18 08:40:57 PM

iheartscotch: Why do I keep hearing banjos when I read that article?

/ their getting closer


Their getting closer what?
 
2013-02-18 08:41:04 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So wait, if everybody's schtupping everybody else in this little triangle, why the secrecy?


Because they're not on vacation in Greece or Acapulco?

/no idea here either.
 
2013-02-18 08:41:12 PM
abort.
 
2013-02-18 08:41:24 PM
So the Sun is just putting up pics without an accompanying article?

Huh? There was an article? I'll check again...

Nope, still don't see an article.
 
2013-02-18 08:41:33 PM
Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?
 
2013-02-18 08:42:06 PM

fusillade762: Does anyone really think these "Dear Deidre" letters are real?


No.
 
2013-02-18 08:44:09 PM
Have you heard about the new Birth Control pill for Men?


It changes your blood type...


// The guys in this story might need one...
 
2013-02-18 08:44:38 PM

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?
 
2013-02-18 08:46:01 PM
(looks at pic.....)

i276.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 08:46:48 PM
I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.
 
2013-02-18 08:50:19 PM
Well, at least two of them enjoy catching.
 
2013-02-18 08:50:24 PM

iron_city_ap: I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.


Excellent point!  The girl is getting with the two guys, but she's A-OK!
 
2013-02-18 08:51:04 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-18 08:52:33 PM
They're missing a serious Eiffel Tower opportunity here.
 
2013-02-18 08:54:13 PM
Not one of the people in the story should be left alone with a baby, let alone let raise one.  But at least one of them will, and so we'll get another generation of ignorance and, well, 'Je-ery Je-ery Je-ery'. (thanks, North_Central_Positronics, that little three word phrase says sooooo much.
 
2013-02-18 08:54:41 PM
I'm standing by, waiting anxiously for Pocket Ninja to add something clever to this thread.

Shouldn't the boys invite the girl for a MMF threesome?
 
2013-02-18 08:55:36 PM
One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark
 
2013-02-18 08:56:27 PM
This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me
 
2013-02-18 08:58:24 PM

iron_city_ap: I like how she says neither guy is taking their relationship with her seriously, but, apparently the girl is.


Yeah, I was going to make the same point.  Woman has sex all over the house after her bf passes out drunk, but that's taking the relationship seriously?  My suspicion is that the letter is fake, but still, that response was all sorts of weak.
 
2013-02-18 08:58:52 PM
As if this even happened.
 
2013-02-18 08:59:14 PM

AirForceVet: Pocket Ninja


I thought he died.
 
2013-02-18 09:00:53 PM

Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark


My penis hangs to the left and one testicle is lower than the other, am I about to have a stroke?
 
2013-02-18 09:02:20 PM
I always tell my girlfriends that I have no intention of being monogamous with them.

I always tell my boyfriends that I have no intention of being monogamous with them.

Saves time and misunderstandings...
 
2013-02-18 09:04:10 PM

austin_millbarge: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?



I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.
 
2013-02-18 09:07:04 PM

mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me


Funny that nowhere does she express concern for her own cheating.
 
2013-02-18 09:08:59 PM
This was my favorite part <<His friend came on to me and we ended up entwined on the sofa and then we had sex all over the place - the floor, the kitchen... I did feel guilty when we had sex in the bathroom while my boyfriend slept soundly in the next room.>>

The rest of the sex was guilt free I guess, but bathroom sex just makes you feel you are cheating.
 
2013-02-18 09:09:00 PM

Ellimem: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.


He isn't the only one without understanding of perspective and angles.  I have a feeling the woman who wrote the letter has some learning herself to do.  As in what if she was set up to be shared, by two guys working up to a three-way.
 
2013-02-18 09:09:20 PM
She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.
 
2013-02-18 09:09:24 PM

poison_amy: I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.


I think this needs to become a boob thread so we can evaluate the phenomenon of angles and boobie asymmetry.
 
2013-02-18 09:10:21 PM
More importantly, why doesn't your boyfriend have a smart phone?


img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-02-18 09:17:36 PM
I don't know... but I like those boobs. Pretty damn good for british standards. Still waiting for the NSFW picture I was promised though :(
 
2013-02-18 09:18:25 PM
Sounds like a perfect situation for a poly-relationship, I know a group like this works out well for them they are very happy.
 
2013-02-18 09:18:44 PM
I have to congratulate Deidre for her professional decorum, in resisting the temptation to answer with: "AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!
 
2013-02-18 09:19:07 PM
I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.

DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.


Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology.  Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.
 
2013-02-18 09:19:40 PM
Wow I'm gonna need more details in video form.

/hopefully they aren't hideous
 
2013-02-18 09:19:51 PM
Life is a cabaret, old chum...
 
2013-02-18 09:20:55 PM
Oh FFS just have a threesome and sort it all out!
 
2013-02-18 09:21:12 PM

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


Is this where we are now?  Now that women have appropriately coloured anuses and vaginas and nipples, thighs that don't touch, and no hair below the neck... we're going to start harassing them to have corrective surgery to match their breast sizes?

Is there a single person on the planet you'd actually deign to fark?
 
2013-02-18 09:23:48 PM
Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.
 
2013-02-18 09:26:26 PM

Bored Horde: I enjoy how the columnist of this MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE UP STORY subtly encouraged the young lady to have her little problem taken care of.

DancingElkCondor: She just wrecked her future hook ups as everyone now knows her fun hole has been hit by dudes who been up each other's fart hole.

Yeah I think she's better off avoiding gents who are so squeamish about her past sexual history and so fundamentally ignorant about basic biology.  Someone who is freaked out because a woman had sex with a man who has had sex with another man is probably going to be awful in bed.


So to be good in bed you must have no moral standards and be willing to screwing someone who has dangerous sexual practices that can lead to life ending std's? Damn. I never knew that. There are a lot of people who died of AIDS who would disagree with you.
 
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