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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, my boyfriend and I might be cheating on each other with same guy, on top of that my period is late and I don't know who the dad is (Not safe for work pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 153
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2013-02-18 10:54:15 PM  
What I thought of:

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-18 10:57:51 PM  

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


Posture: How does it work?
 
2013-02-18 10:58:08 PM  

stuhayes2010: More importantly, why doesn't your boyfriend have a smart phone?


[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x930]


My first impression upon opening TFA was "No wonder Deidre is a make-believe porn advice columnist, she's a farking butterface."

/I know, studman69 here.
 
2013-02-18 10:59:23 PM  

Lsherm: belhade: tinfoil-hat maggie: Really the only problem I see is the dishonesty. I'm mean really. Although there was a movie sorta like this.
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 189x267]

Really? I was thinking of something else:

[i2.listal.com image 720x574]

Ahh, before Lara Flyyn Boyle turned into a plastic surgery nightmare...


Damn, she did mess herself up. I hadn't seen or heard anything about her for years, then I saw her in that movie "Life is hot in cracktown" and was thinking that whoever did her makeup for the movie did a very good job.  Then a few weeks later I saw a paparazzi picture of her out on the town a few weeks later and realized that the makeup people for that movie didn't have to do very much.
 
2013-02-18 10:59:39 PM  

MBooda: Dear Sandwiched, dear Sandwiched, you have no complaint...


I get this reference.
 
2013-02-18 11:00:19 PM  
Dump the biatch and make the switch.
 
2013-02-18 11:01:52 PM  
People having problems because they cheated?  Here's me trying to care.

i284.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 11:05:27 PM  
Young lady, you get to live every slashfic writers dream:  watching two hot dudes have sex.  Shut up and enjoy it.
 
2013-02-18 11:10:36 PM  

Lsherm: I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.


not sure that's really "stock" photography. a search on istockphoto for "checking boyfriend's cell phone for gay porn while dressed in full lingerie" doesn't yield any results. this is more like carefully staged photography.
 
2013-02-18 11:13:12 PM  

Lsherm: I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.


Why does it look like she's got a maxipad glued in there?
 
2013-02-18 11:17:57 PM  

JerkStore: I'm talking about masturbation on my Facebook page today.


yeah, that's what i always wanna talk about....
 
2013-02-18 11:18:44 PM  

poison_amy: austin_millbarge: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?


I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.


Single people problems.

/married
 
2013-02-18 11:20:06 PM  
Throuple!
 
2013-02-18 11:22:32 PM  

MemeSlave: Lsherm: I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.

Why does it look like she's got a maxipad glued in there?


cameltoe protection.
 
2013-02-18 11:24:17 PM  
The couple in question.

www.tobiasfunke.com
 
2013-02-18 11:33:52 PM  
Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.
 
2013-02-18 11:34:41 PM  

Lsherm: I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo.  It could have been way, way worse.


(c) lh3.ggpht.com
/now with less NSFW aftertaste
//now with more SFW flavor
 
2013-02-18 11:36:22 PM  

hechz: Throuple!


I just throuple little in my mouth.
 
2013-02-18 11:39:08 PM  

Deacon Blue: AirForceVet: Pocket Ninja

I thought he died.


So sad.  :(

You jerk!  I can't believe you brought that up!   Too soon.
 
2013-02-18 11:47:16 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.


You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )
 
2013-02-18 11:50:02 PM  
Dear Easy Jane.  Eat what you cooked, sugar.
 
2013-02-18 11:53:09 PM  
Dear Easy Jane.  Eat what you cooked, sugar.
Careful.  To a woman that stupid this might be construed as advice to eat her young.
 
2013-02-19 12:01:12 AM  
I have this on my iTunes, and am almost sure I've made a John Prine reference on fark before. I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of this fact...
 
2013-02-19 12:04:10 AM  
Sounds uber fake.
 
2013-02-19 12:04:57 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-19 12:06:39 AM  

Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size?  That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.


studman69.png

//or trollface.rgx?
 
2013-02-19 12:06:44 AM  

boozehat: Deacon Blue: AirForceVet: Pocket Ninja

I thought he died.

So sad.  :(

You jerk!  I can't believe you brought that up!   Too soon.


I understand that you're kidding, but I gotta say that even the thought of pocketninja dying threw me for a loop.  I'm pretty sure he's either a writer or a professor (English, literature, something like that), but that's just me pulling things out of my ass.  For all I know he's an inmate at a hospital for the criminally insane.  Come to think of it, my second guess is the more likely scenario.

Since we're talking about too-smart, too-funny people, here's a shout-out for my old buddy doglover.  His posts alone are worth the $5 a month.
 
2013-02-19 12:07:03 AM  

Acharne: Lenny and Carl: One day you will learn about perspective and angles. You will be amazed.

Yeah, that must be the more likely answer.  Not that she's one of the roughly 46% of women with asymmetrical breasts.  Must be the angles.

http://www.tulsasurgicalarts.com/blog.php/2011/01/breast-asymmetry-h ow -common-is-it-and-what-can-be-done/

/I do so enjoy knowledgeable snark

My penis hangs to the left and one testicle is lower than the other, am I about to have a stroke?


Up to you; there are tissues in the bathroom for when you're done.
 
2013-02-19 12:07:31 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )


And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.
 
2013-02-19 12:16:33 AM  

siyuntz: I have this on my iTunes, and am almost sure I've made a John Prine reference on fark before. I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of this fact...


You are what you are
and you ain't what you ain't.
 
2013-02-19 12:19:45 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/just watch out for hedge clippers
 
2013-02-19 12:58:43 AM  

ramblinwreck: mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me

Funny that nowhere does she express concern for her own cheating.


The boyfriend wasn't meeting her emotional needs so that makes it okay.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:48 AM  

poison_amy: antidisestablishmentarianism: poison_amy: I don't know...  the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller.  So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.

I think this needs to become a boob thread so we can evaluate the phenomenon of angles and boobie asymmetry.

I just checked in the mirror... I think mine are pretty much the same size... but oddly enough, one is about a quarter of an inch HIGHER than the other.  I never noticed before.


If you need verification...
 
2013-02-19 01:09:15 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.


I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )
 
Ehh
2013-02-19 01:14:15 AM  

weemonkey: mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.
1. My boyfriend may be cheating
2. My boyfriend is gay
3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?
Sure, that seems right to me


Approves
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]
/hot like Sally Bowles


Just what I was thinking.
 
2013-02-19 01:19:55 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.

I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )


Hi Ms Maggie :)
 
2013-02-19 01:24:11 AM  

JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.

I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )

Hi Ms Maggie :)


Well I thought you disappeared. How ya been?
 
2013-02-19 01:31:27 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.
It's always better when everyone swings both ways.

I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )

Hi Ms Maggie :)

Well I thought you disappeared. How ya been?


Busy like nobody's business! I'll catch ya on the emails in a sec :)
 
2013-02-19 03:28:34 AM  
f these two guys have been exchanging naked pictures, gay or straight, neither of them is treating your relationship seriously nor likely to prove an involved and caring dad.

In all fairness, literally the same thing can be said of the woman writing in.  If she's incapable of the basic level of simple farking honesty and maturity to commit to one mate and tell the other she's leaving (or tell 'em both and start an open/poly relationship, the operating factor here is the honesty and the attempt to get her shiat straight, not monogamy) then she's not treating  either  relationship with the seriousness it's due and will in all probability make a godawful farking mother.

The "get a pregnancy test, then an abortion" advice is still valid either way, though, I guess.
 
2013-02-19 04:21:41 AM  

joshik72: Life is a cabaret, old chum...


I was surprised a Cabaret reference took so many posts to appear. It was the first thing I thought of.

Wasn't that movie supposed to be so shocking a decadent when it came out? I thought it was a great musical, but I didn't find any of it shocking when I finally got to see it a few years ago.

/Michael York is YUMMY in it
 
2013-02-19 04:31:34 AM  

geekbikerskum: Young lady, you get to live every slashfic writers dream:  watching two hot dudes have sex.  Shut up and enjoy it.


This!!!
 
2013-02-19 04:35:50 AM  
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneTrueThreesome
 
2013-02-19 05:05:14 AM  
poison_amy:
I just checked in the mirror... I think mine are pretty much the same size... but oddly enough, one is about a quarter of an inch HIGHER than the other.  I never noticed before.

Do you want a second opinion on that?

/EIP
 
2013-02-19 05:33:46 AM  
NSFW? Where do you work, a Mormon temple?
 
2013-02-19 06:08:50 AM  

Skyrmion: I'm not sure I get it. Is the joke that someone thinks a paternity test is a test of blood type?


Before DNA tests, decades ago, blood-type tests were used as crude paternity tests.

They couldn't confirm paternity, but they could rule it out in some cases.

For example, if the mom is Blood Type O, the child is Blood Type A, the father MUST be blood type A or AB.  If he's O or B, he's not the father.

It's crude, but before the rise of DNA paternity testing in the late 1980's, it was what was available.
 
2013-02-19 07:11:42 AM  
Im totally thinking
'i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 07:52:07 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
"Brad!"
"Janet!"
"Rocky!"
"... "
 
2013-02-19 09:39:55 AM  
Well I find this a very typical little Island problem.....those limeys, always calling each other their "mates."  Well what do you expect, luv, he's my mate you know?
 
2013-02-19 12:15:36 PM  

finnished: Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.


So farking this! And they complain about double-standards.

Had a whore of a gf who had been lying and cheating on me for years. I always wondered why she was nervous whenever I talked to another girl, and was downright biatchy whenever I mentioned one of them in conversation.

/yeah, glad she's gone
//I've since hooked up with most of the girls she tried to fark while we were together
//they liked me better, and they are much hotter than she was
 
2013-02-19 12:23:06 PM  

turboke: poison_amy:
I just checked in the mirror... I think mine are pretty much the same size... but oddly enough, one is about a quarter of an inch HIGHER than the other.  I never noticed before.

Do you want a second opinion on that?

/EIP


you may or may not have email...
 
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