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(National Post)   Add a new verse to the song that represents Mindy McCready's life   ( ) divider line
    More: Followup, Mindy McCready  
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3681 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Feb 2013 at 5:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-18 05:34:40 PM  
5 votes:
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 05:53:06 PM  
4 votes:
I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.
2013-02-18 05:43:17 PM  
4 votes:
I can see clearly now my brain is gone.
2013-02-18 06:47:02 PM  
3 votes:
...or maybe she was just carrying through a threat she made after her last album came out:
2013-02-18 06:44:42 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe it wasn't suicide?

maybe it was self-defense?
2013-02-18 05:54:31 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.
"It's not fair! There was finally so much time!"
2013-02-18 08:33:04 PM  
2 votes:


2013-02-18 05:35:47 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to know what kind of dog it was so I can properly adjust my level of rage. If the dog looked like this:
I'd be outraged.

If the dog looked like this:
she did the world a favor.
2013-02-18 05:24:29 PM  
2 votes:

MFAWG: Seriously: why?

I'm guessing a mod liked the article and insta-greened it.
2013-02-18 10:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
I got big hooters that get you all wet
I sing in a shiatty genre that makes your ears really fret
Imma thinking that Rover is about to get dead
It's ok for me to shoot him because I'm definitely inbred.
2013-02-18 09:13:50 PM  
1 vote:
Hit me with you best away....
2013-02-18 07:38:03 PM  
1 vote:
On Fark, when a mentally ill woman and a dog die, we only feel bad for the dog.
2013-02-18 06:30:16 PM  
1 vote:
you know who else killed his dog, before killing himself?

always kill your pets before you take the cowards exit.
2013-02-18 06:11:50 PM  
1 vote:

"Police say singer Mindy McCready shot and killed dog before turning gun on herself"

Well, it would be some kind of feat to shoot and kill yourself first, then turn around and kill the dog. She wasn't Lazarus.

2013-02-18 05:26:36 PM  
1 vote:
They worms play pinochle on your snout?
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