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2013-02-18 05:23:41 PM
Seriously: why?
 
2013-02-18 05:24:29 PM

MFAWG: Seriously: why?


I'm guessing a mod liked the article and insta-greened it.
 
2013-02-18 05:26:36 PM
They worms play pinochle on your snout?
 
2013-02-18 05:26:54 PM
One less country singer in the world.

I'm kidding, jeez.
 
2013-02-18 05:30:39 PM
Dog. Gun it.
 
2013-02-18 05:31:02 PM
Guys blow their brains out all the time, I think you understand
 
2013-02-18 05:31:34 PM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2013-02-18 05:31:39 PM
no
 
2013-02-18 05:31:53 PM
I'm a cynical, morbid, jaded muthafarker, but damn subby and Modmins. Dayy-um.
 
2013-02-18 05:34:40 PM
i487.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 05:35:22 PM
Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.
 
2013-02-18 05:35:47 PM
I'd like to know what kind of dog it was so I can properly adjust my level of rage. If the dog looked like this:
students.cis.uab.edu
I'd be outraged.

If the dog looked like this:
www.bayliedog.com
she did the world a favor.
 
Boe
2013-02-18 05:39:49 PM
I am so farking glad her kids were taken into foster care.  Jeebus
 
2013-02-18 05:43:17 PM
I can see clearly now my brain is gone.
 
2013-02-18 05:47:26 PM
Who thought this was a good idea?

Sheesh.
 
2013-02-18 05:48:05 PM
These lyrics are terrible. Don't quit your day jobs, Farkers.
 
2013-02-18 05:48:13 PM
I thought she is supposed to shoot the truck.
 
2013-02-18 05:49:41 PM
Shot to the head, and you're to blame...
 
2013-02-18 05:50:41 PM

Boe: I am so farking glad her kids were taken into foster care.  Jeebus


Atomic Spunk: I'd like to know what kind of dog it was so I can properly adjust my level of rage. If the dog looked like this:
[students.cis.uab.edu image 314x253]
I'd be outraged.

If the dog looked like this:
[www.bayliedog.com image 300x388]
she did the world a favor.


Given that it was her late boyfriend's dog, I'm guessing more the former than the latter.  Either way, hope she rots.  Life sucks?  Fine, off yourself.  Your kids are already in foster care, but at least let the damn dog go to the home of someone who will love it and care for it.
 
2013-02-18 05:52:50 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.


Agreed, and I feel no empathy because of it. Look get help, but dont kill Fido! My lack of care went from sad to nothing after I found out she Michael Vick'ed the dog
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 05:53:06 PM
I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.
 
2013-02-18 05:53:22 PM
Good move. Otherwise the dog might get all OMNOMNOMNOM on your corpse afterwards. Consider offing the dog a little insurance against post-mortem snacking.
 
2013-02-18 05:54:30 PM
I'm okay, I'm alright
Hurricanes and trainwrecks only last one night
Would you believe all I've been through?
Had the hands of tempted fate
Oh, if you only knew
What it costs, how I wait
What I got, what I gave

I'm still here...
After the heartache, after the storm blew through
I kept me and it saved me
I'm still standin', right where you left me
On a cold dark cloud, with nowhere to fall but down
Like a single, naked unrelenting tear...
I'm still here
 
2013-02-18 05:54:31 PM

ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.


www.finebooksmagazine.com
"It's not fair! There was finally so much time!"
 
2013-02-18 05:56:45 PM

vernonFL: I'm a cynical, morbid, jaded muthafarker, but damn subby and Modmins. Dayy-um.


The only justice acceptable is to take her body and use it as dog food.

/amirite?
//Purina's Soylent Chow
 
2013-02-18 05:57:32 PM
well this thread is f*cked so...

someone needs to a write a new country song...maybe they get the dog to come back.
 
2013-02-18 05:58:44 PM
Dogs are notorious gold-diggers.

That dog would've contested her will and kept the estate tied up in litigation for years. She probably just saved the taxpayers a few hundred grand in court costs.
 
2013-02-18 06:05:12 PM
She was probably under the influence, sitting around being miserable about her dead boyfriend, she snaps, shoots the dog then without thinking about it turns the gun on herself.

Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.
 
2013-02-18 06:05:19 PM
Damn, I feel really sad for her kids.
 
2013-02-18 06:07:11 PM

js34603: Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.


That's the crazy thing. She attempted suicide multiple times, had an arrest record longer than your arm, and was a suspect in the death of her boyfriend. Why did she have a gun at all?
 
2013-02-18 06:07:34 PM

The Larch: Damn, I feel really sad for her kids.


Yeah, me too.
 
2013-02-18 06:08:59 PM
Now that's heartbreak.

Taylor Swift, are you paying attention?
 
Slu
2013-02-18 06:10:58 PM
Someone needs to tell me what Roger Clemens thinks about this.
 
2013-02-18 06:11:50 PM

"Police say singer Mindy McCready shot and killed dog before turning gun on herself"


Well, it would be some kind of feat to shoot and kill yourself first, then turn around and kill the dog. She wasn't Lazarus.

 
2013-02-18 06:14:01 PM

The Larch: js34603: Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.

That's the crazy thing. She attempted suicide multiple times, had an arrest record longer than your arm, and was a suspect in the death of her boyfriend. Why did she have a gun at all?


Because this.
 
2013-02-18 06:23:41 PM
Guess the dog picked the wrong time to fart
 
2013-02-18 06:28:56 PM
They found the dog where?

/bad writing is bad
/worse editing is bad
 
2013-02-18 06:30:16 PM
you know who else killed his dog, before killing himself?

always kill your pets before you take the cowards exit.
 
2013-02-18 06:39:19 PM
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect Country & Western song and then I shot myself in the head...
 
2013-02-18 06:41:45 PM
"CLICK CLICK BOOM"

/thanks Saliva
 
2013-02-18 06:43:53 PM
She probably imagined they would all be together again, her,the bf and the dog.
 
2013-02-18 06:44:42 PM
Maybe it wasn't suicide?

wordsmoker.com

maybe it was self-defense?
 
2013-02-18 06:47:02 PM
...or maybe she was just carrying through a threat she made after her last album came out:

scienceblogs.com
 
2013-02-18 06:49:50 PM

busy chillin': well this thread is f*cked so...

someone needs to a write a new country song...maybe they get the dog to come back.


First joke I thought of was to ask if they played a country song in reverse
 
2013-02-18 06:51:19 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-18 06:52:06 PM
Don't stop..
 
2013-02-18 06:53:05 PM
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
  -- Dorothy Parker
 
2013-02-18 06:53:08 PM

DancingElkCondor: Guys blow their brains out all the time, I think you understand


That was good. I think you win something.
 
2013-02-18 06:53:17 PM
On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva
 
2013-02-18 07:05:46 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.


That's the kind of thing batshiat insane religious people do. They want to meet their dog in heaven so they kill it too.
 
2013-02-18 07:09:14 PM
'I kilt my dog.  I kilt me. Lordy Jeebus, I forgot to kill my mama.'
 
2013-02-18 07:09:44 PM

ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.


Okay all you Farkers study this well. THIS is actual snarl. I know many CLAIM it on Fark, but without actual humor it is called just being an asshole.
 
2013-02-18 07:20:16 PM

jim32rr: On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva


Was that Maroon 5, No Doubt or Julian Lennon?
 
2013-02-18 07:22:32 PM

thefatbasturd: ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.

Okay all you Farkers study this well. THIS is actual snarl. I know many CLAIM it on Fark, but without actual humor it is called just being an asshole.


Looks more like snark to me.
 
2013-02-18 07:23:55 PM

TommyymmoT: The Larch: js34603: Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.

That's the crazy thing. She attempted suicide multiple times, had an arrest record longer than your arm, and was a suspect in the death of her boyfriend. Why did she have a gun at all?

Because this.


Well, if she went to the closest school and shot up the....

Naw, school officials would just ban edgy, non-Bieber non-Taylor heavy metal "terristic" music instead. The gun debate would just derp along.
 
2013-02-18 07:25:53 PM

Mulchpuppy: thefatbasturd: ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.

Okay all you Farkers study this well. THIS is actual snarl. I know many CLAIM it on Fark, but without actual humor it is called just being an asshole.

Looks more like snark to me.


frigging phone touch screen...
 
2013-02-18 07:26:50 PM

CarnySaur: jim32rr: On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva

Was that Maroon 5, No Doubt or Julian Lennon?


Sorry not familiar with any of them, emerging Auto-Tune singers?
 
2013-02-18 07:32:05 PM

jim32rr: CarnySaur: jim32rr: On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva

Was that Maroon 5, No Doubt or Julian Lennon?

Sorry not familiar with any of them, emerging Auto-Tune singers?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc

Here's that guy's first original hit
 
2013-02-18 07:37:07 PM
Ruff way to go out.
 
2013-02-18 07:37:09 PM

Fano: jim32rr: CarnySaur: jim32rr: On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva

Was that Maroon 5, No Doubt or Julian Lennon?

Sorry not familiar with any of them, emerging Auto-Tune singers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc

Here's that guy's first original hit


I was going with the song writer/artist Kris Kristofferson, thanks for playing though
 
2013-02-18 07:38:03 PM
On Fark, when a mentally ill woman and a dog die, we only feel bad for the dog.
 
2013-02-18 07:39:47 PM
I'm ready for the posthumous hit single, "Ten Thousand Angels ... Plus One (Woof)"

/I'll have the peanuts, thanks. How 'bout you, Mindy?
 
2013-02-18 07:42:55 PM

Fano: jim32rr: CarnySaur: jim32rr: On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva

Was that Maroon 5, No Doubt or Julian Lennon?

Sorry not familiar with any of them, emerging Auto-Tune singers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc

Here's that guy's first original hit



Actually, it's a Kris Kristofferson song.  Johnny had a hit with it before Kris, "grew some legs" and recorded his own version.
 
2013-02-18 07:47:36 PM
I love you, you are my master. *puts snout on her lap* You look so sad mum. *looks up with baleful eyes and nuzzles hand*

BLAM!

/selfish biatch
//glad the kids weren't there
 
2013-02-18 07:51:08 PM
fark her dog. all dogs go to heaven, remember.
 
2013-02-18 07:52:58 PM
I'm sad that she died.  I really hate suicide, but what are you going to do.
 
2013-02-18 07:54:26 PM
Suicide is not selfishness.  It's painless.  Sorry.  Life sucks.
 
2013-02-18 08:08:54 PM
I'm acting single

Mindy's sucking on doubles....double barrel, that is

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-18 08:26:03 PM
Eh, she realized that although the dog loved her unconditionally, it just couldn't do the same things in bed that her man did.

Did she happen to shoot a truck or two first?
 
2013-02-18 08:31:42 PM

LDM90: On Fark, when a mentally ill woman and a dog die, we only feel bad for the dog.


Well, yeah.
 
2013-02-18 08:31:57 PM
*woof* *woof* - *BANG* - *BANG*

That's three verses, did I get it right?
 
2013-02-18 08:32:03 PM
Several stations around here have listed her death as being due to alcoholism. I suppose if you have an agenda, you can bend facts however it best suits you...
 
2013-02-18 08:33:04 PM
blog.washingtonpost.com

And she SHOT THE FARKIN DOG ... in the RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN

 
2013-02-18 09:08:59 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.

[www.finebooksmagazine.com image 250x170]
"It's not fair! There was finally so much time!"


You'd think you would have packed a spare set of glasses...
 
2013-02-18 09:13:50 PM
Hit me with you best shot...fire away....
 
2013-02-18 09:14:07 PM
It's assholes like this that make the two or three dozen responsible gun owners in this country look bad.
 
2013-02-18 09:24:39 PM

MFAWG: Seriously: why?


Maybe she was really close to the dog, and didn't want the dog to be sad and alone after she died. Too bad she didn't think that about her kids. Maybe the dog shiat one too many times on the rug, and it sent her over the edge. Who the hell knows.
 
2013-02-18 09:32:49 PM
Let her RIP.  It was bound to not end well.
 
2013-02-18 09:41:21 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: Let her RIP.  It was bound to not end well.


Every time I let her rip, the room clears out.
 
2013-02-18 09:47:58 PM
There was no new info in this article. What's with the 'new verse' bullshiat, failmitter/faillinkapprover?
 
2013-02-18 09:48:57 PM

LDM90: On Fark, when a mentally ill woman and a dog die, we only feel bad for the dog.


Only one of them wanted to die.
 
2013-02-18 09:49:40 PM

The Larch: Damn, I feel really sad for her kids.


They were already in foster homes. It's not like they were in the next room.
 
2013-02-18 10:01:19 PM
She was shot in the head,
Just like David Wilson did
 
2013-02-18 10:57:25 PM
I got big hooters that get you all wet
I sing in a shiatty genre that makes your ears really fret
Imma thinking that Rover is about to get dead
It's ok for me to shoot him because I'm definitely inbred.
 
2013-02-18 11:08:40 PM
Should have shot the dog

horrornews.net
 
2013-02-19 05:44:28 AM
Here's how it went down...
Crazy b*tch killed dog
then She suicided herself
The End!
 
2013-02-19 07:27:53 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Good move. Otherwise the dog might get all OMNOMNOMNOM on your corpse afterwards. Consider offing the dog a little insurance against post-mortem snacking.


Some years ago a study was done about something called 'survival predation' - to put it bluntly, how long a household pet would go before chowing down on your mortal remains if you passed away in the house and nobody realized it.  After correlating information from a number of cases, the scientists figured out that on average, dogs would go three to SEVEN days before finally saying the doggie equivalent of 'Screw it, I'm hungry."

Cats give you, on average, twenty-four hours.

Remember that the next time you wake up and find your cat staring at you..
 
2013-02-19 10:50:13 AM
Oh and by the way, "BUTTONS!!!!!! Silly puppy!" BANG!
 
2013-02-19 10:51:48 AM

AtlanticCoast63: Cats give you, on average, twenty-four hours.


That sounds like a bullshiat study.

My cat would give me five minutes, tops.
 
2013-02-19 10:57:51 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: AtlanticCoast63: Cats give you, on average, twenty-four hours.

That sounds like a bullshiat study.

My cat would give me five minutes, tops.


YMMV :D
 
2013-02-19 04:01:13 PM

AtlanticCoast63: Prank Call of Cthulhu: AtlanticCoast63: Cats give you, on average, twenty-four hours.

That sounds like a bullshiat study.

My cat would give me five minutes, tops.

YMMV :D


Heck, mine are just waiting until I fall asleep in their presence. They are always tasting me.
 
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