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(National Post)   Add a new verse to the song that represents Mindy McCready's life   (arts.nationalpost.com) divider line 91
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2013-02-18 05:23:41 PM
Seriously: why?
 
2013-02-18 05:24:29 PM

MFAWG: Seriously: why?


I'm guessing a mod liked the article and insta-greened it.
 
2013-02-18 05:26:36 PM
They worms play pinochle on your snout?
 
2013-02-18 05:26:54 PM
One less country singer in the world.

I'm kidding, jeez.
 
2013-02-18 05:30:39 PM
Dog. Gun it.
 
2013-02-18 05:31:02 PM
Guys blow their brains out all the time, I think you understand
 
2013-02-18 05:31:34 PM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2013-02-18 05:31:39 PM
no
 
2013-02-18 05:31:53 PM
I'm a cynical, morbid, jaded muthafarker, but damn subby and Modmins. Dayy-um.
 
2013-02-18 05:34:40 PM
i487.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-18 05:35:22 PM
Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.
 
2013-02-18 05:35:47 PM
I'd like to know what kind of dog it was so I can properly adjust my level of rage. If the dog looked like this:
students.cis.uab.edu
I'd be outraged.

If the dog looked like this:
www.bayliedog.com
she did the world a favor.
 
Boe
2013-02-18 05:39:49 PM
I am so farking glad her kids were taken into foster care.  Jeebus
 
2013-02-18 05:43:17 PM
I can see clearly now my brain is gone.
 
2013-02-18 05:47:26 PM
Who thought this was a good idea?

Sheesh.
 
2013-02-18 05:48:05 PM
These lyrics are terrible. Don't quit your day jobs, Farkers.
 
2013-02-18 05:48:13 PM
I thought she is supposed to shoot the truck.
 
2013-02-18 05:49:41 PM
Shot to the head, and you're to blame...
 
2013-02-18 05:50:41 PM

Boe: I am so farking glad her kids were taken into foster care.  Jeebus


Atomic Spunk: I'd like to know what kind of dog it was so I can properly adjust my level of rage. If the dog looked like this:
[students.cis.uab.edu image 314x253]
I'd be outraged.

If the dog looked like this:
[www.bayliedog.com image 300x388]
she did the world a favor.


Given that it was her late boyfriend's dog, I'm guessing more the former than the latter.  Either way, hope she rots.  Life sucks?  Fine, off yourself.  Your kids are already in foster care, but at least let the damn dog go to the home of someone who will love it and care for it.
 
2013-02-18 05:52:50 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.


Agreed, and I feel no empathy because of it. Look get help, but dont kill Fido! My lack of care went from sad to nothing after I found out she Michael Vick'ed the dog
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-18 05:53:06 PM
I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.
 
2013-02-18 05:53:22 PM
Good move. Otherwise the dog might get all OMNOMNOMNOM on your corpse afterwards. Consider offing the dog a little insurance against post-mortem snacking.
 
2013-02-18 05:54:30 PM
I'm okay, I'm alright
Hurricanes and trainwrecks only last one night
Would you believe all I've been through?
Had the hands of tempted fate
Oh, if you only knew
What it costs, how I wait
What I got, what I gave

I'm still here...
After the heartache, after the storm blew through
I kept me and it saved me
I'm still standin', right where you left me
On a cold dark cloud, with nowhere to fall but down
Like a single, naked unrelenting tear...
I'm still here
 
2013-02-18 05:54:31 PM

ZAZ: I think the dog shot them both then shot itself after realizing it couldn't work the can opener.


www.finebooksmagazine.com
"It's not fair! There was finally so much time!"
 
2013-02-18 05:56:45 PM

vernonFL: I'm a cynical, morbid, jaded muthafarker, but damn subby and Modmins. Dayy-um.


The only justice acceptable is to take her body and use it as dog food.

/amirite?
//Purina's Soylent Chow
 
2013-02-18 05:57:32 PM
well this thread is f*cked so...

someone needs to a write a new country song...maybe they get the dog to come back.
 
2013-02-18 05:58:44 PM
Dogs are notorious gold-diggers.

That dog would've contested her will and kept the estate tied up in litigation for years. She probably just saved the taxpayers a few hundred grand in court costs.
 
2013-02-18 06:05:12 PM
She was probably under the influence, sitting around being miserable about her dead boyfriend, she snaps, shoots the dog then without thinking about it turns the gun on herself.

Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.
 
2013-02-18 06:05:19 PM
Damn, I feel really sad for her kids.
 
2013-02-18 06:07:11 PM

js34603: Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.


That's the crazy thing. She attempted suicide multiple times, had an arrest record longer than your arm, and was a suspect in the death of her boyfriend. Why did she have a gun at all?
 
2013-02-18 06:07:34 PM

The Larch: Damn, I feel really sad for her kids.


Yeah, me too.
 
2013-02-18 06:08:59 PM
Now that's heartbreak.

Taylor Swift, are you paying attention?
 
Slu
2013-02-18 06:10:58 PM
Someone needs to tell me what Roger Clemens thinks about this.
 
2013-02-18 06:11:50 PM

"Police say singer Mindy McCready shot and killed dog before turning gun on herself"


Well, it would be some kind of feat to shoot and kill yourself first, then turn around and kill the dog. She wasn't Lazarus.

 
2013-02-18 06:14:01 PM

The Larch: js34603: Good thing she has that gun handy in case someone broke into her house.

That's the crazy thing. She attempted suicide multiple times, had an arrest record longer than your arm, and was a suspect in the death of her boyfriend. Why did she have a gun at all?


Because this.
 
2013-02-18 06:23:41 PM
Guess the dog picked the wrong time to fart
 
2013-02-18 06:28:56 PM
They found the dog where?

/bad writing is bad
/worse editing is bad
 
2013-02-18 06:30:16 PM
you know who else killed his dog, before killing himself?

always kill your pets before you take the cowards exit.
 
2013-02-18 06:39:19 PM
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect Country & Western song and then I shot myself in the head...
 
2013-02-18 06:41:45 PM
"CLICK CLICK BOOM"

/thanks Saliva
 
2013-02-18 06:43:53 PM
She probably imagined they would all be together again, her,the bf and the dog.
 
2013-02-18 06:44:42 PM
Maybe it wasn't suicide?

wordsmoker.com

maybe it was self-defense?
 
2013-02-18 06:47:02 PM
...or maybe she was just carrying through a threat she made after her last album came out:

scienceblogs.com
 
2013-02-18 06:49:50 PM

busy chillin': well this thread is f*cked so...

someone needs to a write a new country song...maybe they get the dog to come back.


First joke I thought of was to ask if they played a country song in reverse
 
2013-02-18 06:51:19 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-18 06:52:06 PM
Don't stop..
 
2013-02-18 06:53:05 PM
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
  -- Dorothy Parker
 
2013-02-18 06:53:08 PM

DancingElkCondor: Guys blow their brains out all the time, I think you understand


That was good. I think you win something.
 
2013-02-18 06:53:17 PM
On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down

Borrowed/Stolen/Whateva
 
2013-02-18 07:05:46 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Why kill the dog?

I'm sorry she didn't get the help she obviously needed.


That's the kind of thing batshiat insane religious people do. They want to meet their dog in heaven so they kill it too.
 
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