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(Gawker)   Man whof tied to kiss an make uph wif his girfrien haf his tongue bih aff   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Valentine's Day, tongues, Skokie  
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4906 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2013 at 7:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-18 07:30:27 PM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: There goes cunnilingus.

2013-02-18 06:59:01 PM  
2 votes:
Good thing he only got to first base
2013-02-18 09:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
Features "Fee Times A Mady", "Wookin' Pa Nub", "?????", "Una Panoonah Banka", "Barbah ob Dabill", and more!
2013-02-18 08:38:13 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [ image 400x470]

Tee hee, that fish needs braces.

Dental plan.
2013-02-18 08:05:25 PM  
1 vote:
So... she's going back for seconds?
2013-02-18 07:43:49 PM  
1 vote:
Did she swallow?
2013-02-18 07:27:05 PM  
1 vote:
Tried one of those PE gels once, just to check out the consumer safety aspect of course. Several minutes into the act, my wife was going "my nips! I can't feel my nips!"

//the upper ones at face level.
2013-02-18 07:25:54 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-18 07:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
I made tuna salad with my slap chop tonight and cleaned up afterwards with my sham-wow and I am getting a kick . . .
2013-02-18 07:19:14 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently "don't stick your dick in crazy" also applies to tongues.
2013-02-18 07:16:54 PM  
1 vote:
There goes cunnilingus.
2013-02-18 05:58:40 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that's why you use roses. They have thorns you can defend yourself with.
2013-02-18 05:43:16 PM  
1 vote:
That's what you get French kissing Madame Guillotine.
2013-02-18 05:39:39 PM  
1 vote:
Was his father born a pirate ship?
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